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Offlineshroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15675151 - 01/16/12 07:22 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Dude, you have inspired me to go rawdog a whale.....

And now that I have an OKC account, its only a matter of time....


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15675371 - 01/16/12 08:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Dude!  That chick is fucking DISGUSTING!  She's is SOOOOOOOOOOO fat.

Wow.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15675406 - 01/16/12 08:32 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

*screams out loud*

:scream:

HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #15675433 - 01/16/12 08:37 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Dude!  That chick is fucking DISGUSTING!  She's is SOOOOOOOOOOO fat.

Wow.



yeah while reading the story i had idea how big this chick was, and she was even bigger in person :eek:, the pics are from her skinnier days at what looks like a truckstop.

is there a site were good looking dudes can hook up with 7's atleast?


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15675456 - 01/16/12 08:40 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

OKC is terrible.

There are much better sites for finding sexual partners. Everybody I've met off OKC has been incredibly neurotic and oftentimes misleading, whereas everybody I've met off Craigslist or MySpace has been pretty straightforward about who they are and what they want.

You could always go forth into the real world and find your sexual partners in real-life situations by having real-life conversations, but hey, sometimes the Internet is just easier. :shrug:


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15675544 - 01/16/12 08:54 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

OP...I read the thread, I didn't think it was that bad.

I mean, i have trouble cumming twice within a few hour period...i need to take breaks. I wouldda dipped the fuck out if I were you too.


Then....I saw the pics.

Are you serious? Seriously? You put your dick in that?

Lost all respect for OP. Chubby chicks are one thing, morbidly obese though....

:projectile:


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #15675607 - 01/16/12 09:06 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
*screams out loud*

:scream:

HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!




How does one even penetrate properly with that much fat going on?


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OfflineAnthony
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Brugman]
    #15675632 - 01/16/12 09:11 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
*screams out loud*

:scream:

HOW DID YOU FIND IT?!




How does one even penetrate properly with that much fat going on?




you'd need like a 14 inch cock to surpass all the ass fat


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony] * 2
    #15675689 - 01/16/12 09:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

He probably just fucked her fat rolls and thought it was her pussy. :lol:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
    #15675695 - 01/16/12 09:24 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

you need like two 14 inch cocks to retract the fat away from the poontab for access.

Quote:

Uzziel said:
He probably just fucked her fat rolls and thought it was her pussy. :lol:



BAHAHAHAHA! :rofl2:


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Anthony]
    #15675782 - 01/16/12 09:44 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Anthony said:
Lost all respect for OP. Chubby chicks are one thing, morbidly obese though....

:projectile:



Like he gives a fuck about some random druggie's respect :curbyourenthusiasm:

I'm still waiting for those pics :fatman:


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #15675792 - 01/16/12 09:47 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

I have to say OP this thread has made me laugh extremly hard:rofl:
I would have fucked a tub of lard before I fucked that beluga whale:laugh2:
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Forreal though chances are you probably got an std from that nasty sumo


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
    #15675795 - 01/16/12 09:48 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

:mel: should have harpooned that fat ass whale. just walk in. raise harpoon. attempt to spear her through to the wall.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: HumanEnlightenment]
    #15675808 - 01/16/12 09:51 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

HumanEnlightenment said:
:mel: should have harpooned that fat ass whale. just walk in. raise harpoon. attempt to spear her through to the wall.




I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her
from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15675847 - 01/16/12 10:00 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

HumanEnlightenment said:
:mel: should have harpooned that fat ass whale. just walk in. raise harpoon. attempt to spear her through to the wall.




I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her
from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times




I meant something that he could keep at a distance and after taking a literal harpoon. send her fat ass to japan. they like sushi and thats a hell of a whale to catch


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: HumanEnlightenment]
    #15675850 - 01/16/12 10:02 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

And you're a hell of a wit to appreciate.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
    #15675925 - 01/16/12 10:23 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

SubMuncher said:

EDIT- This has to be a troll




Ok im confused forgive me as I am not too much of an internet nerd but isn't there a difference between straight up trolling and just lying about something?


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Led Zeppelin]
    #15675965 - 01/16/12 10:32 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

i was really really twacked out of my mind once and i actually considered calling a prostitute

but then i was like "Nah, that seriously wouldn't even be that good because i'd feel soooo bad about myself afterwards"

can't even understand how people disrespect themselves this bad lol


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: owls]
    #15675974 - 01/16/12 10:36 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

stickin' it.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15675988 - 01/16/12 10:40 PM (12 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:


I guess you didnt read the thread, that's exactly what he did, harpooned her
from the front, harpooned her from behind, harpooned in the mouth a couple times



BAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA:ilold:over and over again...


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