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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: runningfox2002]
#15672023 - 01/16/12 01:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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This was a thoroughly hilarious story op.... I grabbed some popcorn and enjoyed every moment of it...
Good luck man, I hope she did not give you an std...
But for real man you rawdogged the whale?
-------------------- No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
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Me_Roy
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672038 - 01/16/12 01:13 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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1. Rawdog the Whale 2. Ghostride the Whip 3. ??? 4. Profit
Is OP a troll?
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672053 - 01/16/12 01:18 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude you just inspired me to make an OKC account...
I too, shall be rawdoggin the whales in a matter of no less than one week.. Thanks for the tip!
-------------------- No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672083 - 01/16/12 01:33 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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yup i had an account for less than a week. it was like 5 days actually. i don't recommend it one bit.
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orison
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672093 - 01/16/12 01:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I once smashed my bike into a Volkswagen bug and got the fuck out before anyone saw me..
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drr
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: orison]
#15672097 - 01/16/12 01:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL good story, hope you wore a condom.
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: orison]
#15672101 - 01/16/12 01:44 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i did that to a suburban down the street from my house when i was a kid. i was riding eyes closed and my handle bar swiped the side and left a hell of a scratch on the side of it, i went home asap.
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SubMuncher
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672132 - 01/16/12 02:03 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?
EDIT- This has to be a troll
Edited by SubMuncher (01/16/12 02:04 AM)
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mellowparty
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
#15672145 - 01/16/12 02:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids
I think the rest is self-explanatory
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15672161 - 01/16/12 02:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
SubMuncher said: So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?
EDIT- This has to be a troll
hell no i didn't put it in her butt.
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mellowparty said:
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she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids
I think the rest is self-explanatory
it's pretty hard to say no at that point
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
#15672165 - 01/16/12 02:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
SubMuncher said: So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?
EDIT- This has to be a troll
Dude, thangs like this happen when your Doin' em! Seriously, op is NOT a troll, he's just doin thangs to
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mellowparty
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672168 - 01/16/12 02:23 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
blazenn said:
Quote:
mellowparty said:
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she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids
I think the rest is self-explanatory
it's pretty hard to say no at that point
You mean say no to her or say no to us as in you're not going to post pics of her? Cause I and everyone else for that matter strongly encourage you to do so.
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shroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15672172 - 01/16/12 02:25 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes I too, as a devoted member of the LNC, urge you to share these photos with us.
-------------------- No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
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drr
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672179 - 01/16/12 02:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You never mentioned if you wore a condom, or did I miss it?
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15672191 - 01/16/12 02:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah except tonight i went to go do thangs in order to
and it first it really really did
but after i busted a couple nuts i started to
you know like when you masturbate in a really awkward way. like jerking off by putting an empty toilet paper roll around your dick, or fucking your pillow/blanket, or doing the ol' peanut butter trick with the nearest animal... at first it really really
then you get the orgasm you were looking for and all of a sudden all the is replaced with guilt and shame and it really
but at the end of the night, she stayed in the shower while i was secretly hurrying the fuck up to get the fuck out of there so i didn't have to come up with an excuse to leave and i felt like a boss. so really i turned into and back into tonight.
stoned philosophies ftw
RIP I AM SWIM's shroomery account.
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672192 - 01/16/12 02:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'll post pics tomorrow i promise.
right now i don't want to turn my phone back on cause i have a feeling she's been blowing it the fuck up.
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Morphogenesis
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672195 - 01/16/12 02:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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This story needs more narcotics.
-------------------- Machine Age Maya
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mellowparty
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672201 - 01/16/12 02:37 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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blazenn said: i'll post pics tomorrow i promise.
right now i don't want to turn my phone back on cause i have a feeling she's been blowing it the fuck up.
Cool, dude! I hope you deliver.
Would you fuck her again?
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
#15672209 - 01/16/12 02:38 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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hell no. it was way too awkward for me.
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drr
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672213 - 01/16/12 02:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You didn't, did you
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