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Offlineshroomie_glen
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: runningfox2002]
    #15672023 - 01/16/12 01:04 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:congrats: This was a thoroughly hilarious story op....
I grabbed some popcorn and enjoyed every moment of it...

Good luck man, I hope she did not give you an std...

But for real man you rawdogged the whale?


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15672038 - 01/16/12 01:13 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

1. Rawdog the Whale
2. Ghostride the Whip
3. ???
4. Profit

Is OP a troll?

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15672053 - 01/16/12 01:18 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Dude you just inspired me to make an OKC account...

I too, shall be rawdoggin the whales in a matter of no less than one week..
Thanks for the tip!


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15672083 - 01/16/12 01:33 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yup i had an account for less than a week. it was like 5 days actually.
i don't recommend it one bit.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15672093 - 01/16/12 01:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I once smashed my bike into a Volkswagen bug and got the fuck out before anyone saw me..


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: orison]
    #15672097 - 01/16/12 01:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

LOL good story, hope you wore a condom.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: orison]
    #15672101 - 01/16/12 01:44 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i did that to a suburban down the street from my house when i was a kid.
i was riding eyes closed and my handle bar swiped the side and left a hell of a scratch on the side of it, i went home asap.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672132 - 01/16/12 02:03 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?

EDIT- This has to be a troll

Edited by SubMuncher (01/16/12 02:04 AM)

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
    #15672145 - 01/16/12 02:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids



I think the rest is self-explanatory


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
    #15672161 - 01/16/12 02:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SubMuncher said:
So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?

EDIT- This has to be a troll




hell no i didn't put it in her butt.

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids



I think the rest is self-explanatory





it's pretty hard to say no at that point :sad:

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: SubMuncher]
    #15672165 - 01/16/12 02:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SubMuncher said:
So you met a fat chick on the internet and fucked her in the butt... without a condom?

EDIT- This has to be a troll




Dude, thangs like this happen when your Doin' em!
Seriously, op is NOT a troll, he's just doin thangs to :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672168 - 01/16/12 02:23 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

blazenn said:
Quote:

mellowparty said:
Quote:

she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids



I think the rest is self-explanatory





it's pretty hard to say no at that point :sad:



You mean say no to her or say no to us as in you're not going to post pics of her? Cause I and everyone else for that matter strongly encourage you to do so.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
    #15672172 - 01/16/12 02:25 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yes I too, as a devoted member of the LNC, urge you to share these photos with us.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15672179 - 01/16/12 02:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You never mentioned if you wore a condom, or did I miss it?

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15672191 - 01/16/12 02:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

yeah except tonight i went to go do thangs in order to :feelsgoodman:

and it first it really really did :feelsgoodman:

but after i busted a couple nuts i started to :feelsbadman:


you know like when you masturbate in a really awkward way. like jerking off by putting an empty toilet paper roll around your dick, or fucking your pillow/blanket, or doing the ol' peanut butter trick with the nearest animal...
at first it really really :feelsgoodman:

then you get the orgasm you were looking for and all of a sudden all the :feelsgoodman: is replaced with guilt and shame and it really :feelsbadman:




but at the end of the night, she stayed in the shower while i was secretly hurrying the fuck up to get the fuck out of there so i didn't have to come up with an excuse to leave and i felt like a boss. so really i turned :feelsgoodman: into :feelsbadman: and back into  :feelsgoodman: tonight.



stoned philosophies ftw :happyweed:








RIP I AM SWIM's shroomery account.  :sadyes:

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672192 - 01/16/12 02:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

i'll post pics tomorrow i promise.


right now i don't want to turn my phone back on cause i have a feeling she's been blowing it the fuck up.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672195 - 01/16/12 02:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

This story needs more narcotics.


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672201 - 01/16/12 02:37 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

blazenn said:
i'll post pics tomorrow i promise.


right now i don't want to turn my phone back on cause i have a feeling she's been blowing it the fuck up.



Cool, dude! I hope you deliver.

Would you fuck her again?


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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: mellowparty]
    #15672209 - 01/16/12 02:38 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

hell no. it was way too awkward for me.

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
    #15672213 - 01/16/12 02:40 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

You didn't, did you :facepalm:

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