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blazenn
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Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. 1
#15671882 - 01/15/12 11:53 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Well, just got back from meeting up with someone from okcupid for the first time and wow I have a story for you guys I wasn't on the site looking for any kind of relationship, just trying to meet some chicks to hangout with and I came across this profile of a chick who talked about being very sexual and whatnot on her profile and was obviously overweight but had huge tits so I hit her up to see what would happen cause I've been desparate.
Me and her get to txting, she starts sending me all these crazy nude photos/vids n shit telling me she wants to fuck. Me being the horndog I am figured, eh why not? So I went to meetup with her at a hotel tonight, and this is how it went.
I show up to the hotel room, door half cracked, I knock and she says to come in She's laying in bed naked, first thing she tells me is the bed's a little wet and it's not from water... We exchange maybe 2-3 sentences each before we start making out and then she started giving me head.
Oh also in person she's wayy bigger than i thought she'd be. which isn't that big of a problem cause i'm into bigger women but not exactly this big. if i had to guess her weight i'd say 300lbs easy.
So i fuck her once and cum. lay next to her again for a little while before she tells me she wants me to fuck her from behind. at this point i'm ready to get the fuck out of there, but i didn't wana just be like "alright well i'm going home now" so i just kept going along with her.
So i start hittin it from the back and i start thinking to myself how bad of an idea it was to come meetup with this girl at all but I keep hittin it and cum.
so then i lay next to her again, already feeling hella guilty. and eventually she says she wants me to fuck her from behind again so i start hittin it again. this time i was hittin it for a good 8-9mins and she starts giving me head again, but i was really getting turned off already from a combination of guilt + not much attraction to this girl at all especially after 2 nuts.
she says she wants me to cum all over her tits and in her face and shit and at that point i was thinking  then she kept sucking and tugging for a good 5 mins and i'm trying real hard to make myself cum but i just didn't see it happening, so i asked her if she wanted to take it to the shower and we do. after being in the shower for a little while i told her i just wanted to get in the shower to rinse off and that i was getting out.
this is the best part.
she tells me to go ahead and that she'll be out of the shower in a minute. so then i'm like FUCK YES
i hurry the fuck up and dry off and put my clothes on and bounce the fuck out of there before she gets out of the bathroom and haven't talked to her since. i think she txted me but i turned off my phone.
TL;DR: met a girl who was DTF on okcupid. pics looked overweight but not TOO bad get there and she's a lot bigger than i thought. i still fuck her a couple times. i was ready to leave after the first nut though i wasn't able to cum a 3rd time so we got in the shower i made an excuse to get out of the shower, she tells me go ahead she'll be out in a minute i hurry the fuck up and dry off/throw my clothes on and bounce the fuck out of there before she left the bathroom. WIN. well it was a win all except for now I have to worry that i might've just caught an STD although she didn't seem dirty at all and was pretty tight. still I'm going to get tested for STD's pretty soon just to make sure.
oh well. I learned my lesson and I'll damn sure never be meeting up with anyone from OKC, pof, or any of those sites again. I'll stick to meeting girls at parties/clubs thank you.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671893 - 01/15/12 11:57 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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lol So what's the problem?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671898 - 01/15/12 11:58 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Yea dude get tested. I have met girls who use that just to slut it up. I mean If she got a hotel, left the door cracked and was naked.. You could have just been the first person that day for her.
Much respect for loving the larger women bro that's what it's all about.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671900 - 01/15/12 11:59 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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thats like the nastiest shit ive ever read and not one budge down there
mark walberg making out with kady perry would've probably gave me more of a sprung but this....... this is just done with!!!
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671906 - 01/15/12 11:59 PM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Duuuude, rookie mistake. The fat chicks always try to hide their fatness.
I'm into smaller chicks generally, so I avoid anyone who's even remotely chubby, and I never have this problem.
Funny story though man
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Masticore]
#15671908 - 01/16/12 12:00 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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no problem, just telling the shroomery another tale of OKC lust. lol
i guess something i should've added is the whole time i was over there i felt really awkward. neither of us had much to say, we just kinda fucked. i feel like i just fucked a prostitute.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15671916 - 01/16/12 12:02 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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"Didn't seem dirty" & "pretty tight" =/= free of STDs.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: pwnasaurus]
#15671920 - 01/16/12 12:03 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:

Duuuude, rookie mistake. The fat chicks always try to hide their fatness.
I'm into smaller chicks generally, so I avoid anyone who's even remotely chubby, and I never have this problem.
Funny story though man 
yea i'm into smaller chicks more. but i don't mind bigger women. i was totally into this chick when i first got there. but the longer i was with her the more i wanted to leave. i'm just glad i left like a boss so i got to have the self esteem boosting feeling of leaving her while she was in the shower
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Me_Roy]
#15671921 - 01/16/12 12:03 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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http://morningsquirtz.smackjeeves.com/comics/944166/cummi-bears/
thats kinda cool im sure we've all been there or pretty close, you did the man thing tho im not sure what that is...
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Me_Roy]
#15671925 - 01/16/12 12:05 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Me_Roy said: "Didn't seem dirty" & "pretty tight" =/= free of STDs.
this is true i know
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blazenn
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15671927 - 01/16/12 12:05 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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aiyobro said: thats like the nastiest shit ive ever read and not one budge down there
mark walberg making out with kady perry would've probably gave me more of a sprung but this....... this is just done with!!!
oh trust me this is the nastiest encounter with a woman i've ever had.
well, at least i got it out of my system.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn] 2
#15671931 - 01/16/12 12:08 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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its not out of your system trust me
its like a stain that will live with you the rest of your life
girls wont look at you the same once they hear you fucked a fattie let alone a fat whore!!!
you probably are goin to smell her when ever you take a shower for the next couple months.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Konyap]
#15671936 - 01/16/12 12:09 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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haha she didn't smell bad at all. another thing i forgot to mention is that she's totally a squirter which was pretty cool.
and what i mean by it's out of my system is i no longer have any desire to have any kinda sexual relations with xtra plus sized women and i probably won't want to touch myself for at least a week. too much shame.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15671937 - 01/16/12 12:10 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: akira_akuma]
#15671963 - 01/16/12 12:23 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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You keep it bagged up for this intimate encounter?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Me_Roy]
#15671976 - 01/16/12 12:30 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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You didn't rawdog this whale did you?
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Grizvok]
#15671981 - 01/16/12 12:33 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Grizvok said: You didn't rawdog this whale did you?

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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#15671987 - 01/16/12 12:38 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Rawdog the Whale is one of Spongebob's lesser-known animated friends.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: Grizvok]
#15671992 - 01/16/12 12:41 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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that's all i have to say about that.
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Re: Well, took a shot at OKC and I don't believe I've ever in my life felt this ashamed of myself. [Re: blazenn]
#15672009 - 01/16/12 12:52 AM (12 years, 15 days ago) |
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Nice read lol.
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