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OfflineMorphogenesis
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"Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center"
    #15658596 - 01/13/12 01:22 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Weird occurrences, bizarre coincidences, and other such unexplainable mind-fuckery.

There are countless stories already being added in this Reddit thread. They're awesome.

The Shroomery is essentially a living collection of these types of stories, so it's redundant to re-post here. I just wanted to share this.

There is also a new subreddit about it here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/



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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Morphogenesis]
    #15658641 - 01/13/12 01:42 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

log out of shroomery and you DIE!

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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Konyap]
    #15658644 - 01/13/12 01:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

one time we had this old asss llooking camera and my fam accused me of taking it out for like over an hour

i had never seen it before in my life

weird shit

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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Konyap]
    #15658678 - 01/13/12 01:56 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

One time when I was younger I heard my dog barking so I went outside. Well, my dog was a basset hound at the time and I swear to fucking god when I went outside my basset hound was barking at another light brown haired basset hound in my yard. I didn't know what to do so I went inside and got the phone to call my parents, when I came out with the phone not 10 seconds later there was nothing. Not a trace, up the road or down. Still kinda weirds me out.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: gzuf]
    #15658695 - 01/13/12 02:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

animals are fucking fast dude my cat circles me and goes out the room in like under a sec sometimes :lol:

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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Konyap]
    #15658706 - 01/13/12 02:10 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

when i was younger tho and my mom gave me backrubs i used to think that she could predict where to rub my back

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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Konyap]
    #15658778 - 01/13/12 02:51 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I very frequently have dreams of my future. Nothing substantial. Just five or ten trivial seconds of my life. But it happens about once a week. I call it dream ja vu.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #15658785 - 01/13/12 02:53 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

That high pitched ringing in my right ear that happens rarely but all of the sudden and I always wonder if everyone else is hearing it too but I never ask.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #15658790 - 01/13/12 02:54 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I hear it right now.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #15658794 - 01/13/12 02:58 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/

This is also full of interesting, "glitchy" stories. These are more based on ghosts, spirits, ouija boards, etc.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: ilike_trees]
    #15658795 - 01/13/12 02:58 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

It's not that constant ringing you hear when everything is silent. It's a very high noticable ring that is accompanied by a slight change of pressure but only in the right ear for some strange reason. Last night it happened while at work and right when it happened the conveyor belts stopped.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Morphogenesis] * 1
    #15658805 - 01/13/12 03:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Ive got one to fit perfectly....

After playing a gig downtown, about 60 miles away, we loaded all our band shit into dudes truck. Its like 3 am. He pulls out of the parking lot, and we pull out behind him to follow. So we're on the freeway. About half way home, theres an exit you can take...kinda like the back roads home. Dude pulls off. We're all like "hmmm, taking the back route, eh? I guess so..."

So then, we're about 5 miles from home, and we start catching up to this white truck ahead. We're like...is that dude? Closer...closer....we can see our shit in the back of the truck. ITS FUCKING HIM. Once you exit the freeway to the back route, theres no way to get back on the main freeway.

We were no more than a few hundred feet behind this guy the entire way out of the parking lot to the point of him taking the exit. We all watched him do it. We even all commented on it. Soooo then we get home, and dude has like 3 missed calls from my phone. My phone was one of the original "pattern key" type of phones to unlock. It was in my pocket the entire time. I never tried to call him, and I couldnt have pocket called him.

We all just assumed we were sucked into a fucking worm hole or something :shrug:

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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #15658812 - 01/13/12 03:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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That high pitched ringing in my right ear that happens rarely but all of the sudden and I always wonder if everyone else is hearing it too but I never ask.




This this! Happens to me all the time. I always figure somebody near me turned something on or some electronic device in my house activated. Weird shit. Could be alien communications I suppose haha


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: halo]
    #15658871 - 01/13/12 03:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

About 9 years ago, we had just moved to arizona and were staying at a motel. Also my parents just bought us our first nintendo 64, all my family was asleep and i stayed up late playing super smash bros. When all of a sudden i heard a whisper diretly next to my left ear. the tv was muted and everyone was asleep in the other room. It was a whisper but at the same time it sounded like a loud whisper as if someone did it RIGHT next to my ear. I jumped up dropped the controller, left the tv on and ran into the other room and jumped into the bed and pulled the covers over my head. My heart was pounding so hard.

Also not really a glitch but funny... one time after passing out on the couch i awoke in the morning because someone was touching my face witht heir hand, i got up and nobody was near me, but my arm was COMPLETELY asleep, like the worst one i ever felt, i could not even move my hand, lol.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: LustfulLinsanity]
    #15659498 - 01/13/12 08:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Wormholes!



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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Circle Jerk]
    #15659539 - 01/13/12 09:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I get glitches all the time...
Its called being Pschotic and mentally unstable:)


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #15660015 - 01/13/12 10:44 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

My friend today, completely of her own accord, suggested we should watch the Matrix.

Wtf. I haven't even heard that film mentioned in years, and the day I start reading about it she talks about watching it.


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Morphogenesis]
    #15663374 - 01/14/12 12:06 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I think its fairly obvious you should DSHSB... in recent lieu of the situation...


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Re: "Welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix reporting Center" [Re: Morphogenesis]
    #15663525 - 01/14/12 12:47 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

>>My friend today, completely of her own accord, suggested we should watch the Matrix.

Wtf. I haven't even heard that film mentioned in years, and the day I start reading about it she talks about watching it.<<

I watched the Matrix for the first time in several years this week.  I was chatting with a friend who appreciates film. I was telling him about how much more I liked the movie after digging down the rabbit hole myself. 

Before I started chatting with him I was reading a transcript of a seminar about brain waves and all kindsa cool stuff. After I mentioned the movie, the guy speaking in the transcript twice mentioned the book, "Matrix III: Volume One" I think whoever wrote The Matrix read this book. Here's alink to a summary of it http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/valdamar_valerian/esp_valdamar_valerian_4.htm

>>and the day I start reading about it she talks about watching it.<<

Makes ya wonder doesn't it?

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