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Anonymous #1
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I am so hungry, how do I prepare cat? 1
#15645422 - 01/10/12 02:47 PM (12 years, 20 days ago) |
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I have no money. I have been living off of 50cent snacks from the convenience store for two weeks, the clerk looks at me with pitty as I search for the cheapest source of food. I speak loud and strong to hide how weak I feel but she knows I am desperate because last week I paid with quarters , today I paid with dimes. I am forced to walk by the pub on my way home from the store. I can see people eating meat, I can even smell the food, like a dog waiting by the kitchen table. what I wouldn't give for a source of protien right now. My cat looks fat, fed well. Maybe it is time to tap into my animalistic instincts. I wonder how much meat is on a cat. I still have ketchup in the fridge.
Edited by Anonymous (01/10/12 02:53 PM)
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Anonymous #2
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Haha eat the cat hurry!
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous #2
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I'll ask my Chinese friend how he does it, hold on.
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Anonymous #1
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Would I get in trouble if I posted pics of me killing, skinning and eating my cat?
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Anonymous #2
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Not if it's sexy enough.
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Anonymous #1
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how is it gonna be sexy? I will have to take her out back to gut her and skin her. I would imagine that Id have to remove her head.
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Anonymous #2
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Make the cat wear a dress then do it.
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Anonymous #1
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I am glad you guys think this is funny
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Anonymous #2
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I'm sure the cat will think its funny when you mutilate it in a dress.
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Anonymous #1
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So you dont believe me? Then you have never been this hungry. I feel so weak. like a junky needed his fix
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Anonymous #2
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Get into the dumpster at McDonald's.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said: Get into the dumpster at McDonald's.
If they throw it away its not edible.
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Anonymous #2
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Beggars can't be choosers. Especially if they resort to eating our feline friends.
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Anonymous #4
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Go mushroom hunting. Live off nature's resources.
You're on the internet, so I don't see the harm in doing some research.
Go fishing. All you need is a line and a worm.
Only the smart survive.
Hope things get better soon OP
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Anonymous #5
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Work your skills buddy, go out and find some dick to suck for some quick cash! Oh, and while your at it don't take this message seriously, I'm just fucking with you!
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Anonymous #1
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middle of winter here, freezing
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Anonymous #6
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Besides sounding like a troll because you said nothing about eating whatever keeps your kitty fat, I've got some advice for you.
Like another said, dumpster diving can score you some good finds, though I'd suggest doing it at a grocery store, since McDonald's is already not edible.
If your too good for that, better start sucking some dick.
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Anonymous #7
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Try eating baby. Its much tastier.
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Anonymous #4
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OP, Dunkin Donuts throw out there shelf food every 12 hours. They are usually in there own bag.
Normal loot: Donuts of course. Good loot: Cressant rolls and danishes!
I know this because I used to work at one. Just hope they don't come out yellin at ya. Usually at 2 in the morning when they throw it out, the night shift person doesn't give a fuck.
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