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girls smelly pussy
    #15639732 - 01/09/12 12:27 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

My god i have like a month of dating this chick, but i think im going to dump her just today!!! her pusssy is stinky as hell... just by inserting my dick a disgusting smell comes out, I havent even being able to properly bang this girl because the smell makes my dick go dead, and this girl doesnt even know how to hand or blow job me.... so I think I will just turn around for new horizons.

I dont know how to aproach telling her... should I just run away and never answer her again?? or maybe tell her that we are not sexually compatible and this will go nowhere....

I can see she probably will get mad at me and yell that i cannot have a hardon, and thats where i would tell her that she is reeky, but this will hurt her just more. so mmmm

maybe tell her that she needs to take better care and hygiene down there from now on because that is just a big turn off. I dont know ideas???

Is just running away OK in order not to hurt her feelings in such a way???


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15639745 - 01/09/12 12:30 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

I hate stinky pussy. You should talk her into douching it out beforehand.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Le_Canard]
    #15639764 - 01/09/12 12:34 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

its hard to straight up tell a chick her poon smells.

i feel you though bro..

i love going down on chicks, like LOVE!! it..

all it took was one girl, who of course she doesnt know it smells, to ask me to go down on her...

i dont go down on girls anymore for fear of what the smell might be...

remember in our younger years when pussy had that sweet smell or no smell at all... or that smell that left you smelling your fingers all day after fucking her going, "yea, imma hit that shit again!"


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Le_Canard]
    #15639769 - 01/09/12 12:35 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

:popcorn: Imma lurk this one out.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15639778 - 01/09/12 12:36 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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remember in our younger years when pussy had that sweet smell or no smell at all... or that smell that left you smelling your fingers all day after fucking her going, "yea, imma hit that shit again!"



This just depressed the living shit out of me...! How old are you? :omgz:

I'm 19, how much longer do I have...!?


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Le_Canard]
    #15639793 - 01/09/12 12:39 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

Pussy smells. It's a fact. To what degree is the question. When I go down a women I expect an odour, if it's strong enough to make my eyes water then I'm gone!


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: VisionaryFlicker] * 2
    #15639798 - 01/09/12 12:39 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

It sounds like she's got an infection . Tell her to go to the doctor.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15639807 - 01/09/12 12:41 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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remember in our younger years when pussy had that sweet smell or no smell at all... or that smell that left you smelling your fingers all day after fucking her going, "yea, imma hit that shit again!"




YES!! what the fuck ever happen to that!!??


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: joshisstoned] * 2
    #15639819 - 01/09/12 12:44 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

lol i'm 23 flicker...

yea pussy smells to varying degrees, but it should smell like a leper or death.

this chick pussy was so good that if you were to throw it into the air it would turn into sunshine



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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #15639832 - 01/09/12 12:48 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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Synocybin said:
remember in our younger years when pussy had that sweet smell or no smell at all... or that smell that left you smelling your fingers all day after fucking her going, "yea, imma hit that shit again!"



This just depressed the living shit out of me...! How old are you? :omgz:

I'm 19, how much longer do I have...!?




Women get waay easier as they get older. Casual sex happens a lot. Its nice because its easier to get laid, but then it sucks because its nothing to be proud of. Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:

You better get out there while theyre still young. Its a lot harder to get laid...but man, its worth it.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15639845 - 01/09/12 12:50 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

damn, why are all the bitches I talk to so goddamn flakey. I want some of dat pussy


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15639849 - 01/09/12 12:51 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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Women get waay easier as they get older. Casual sex happens a lot. Its nice because its easier to get laid, but then it sucks because its nothing to be proud of. Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:

You better get out there while theyre still young. Its a lot harder to get laid...but man, its worth it.




every single bit of :whathesaid:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: i like cow poo]
    #15639850 - 01/09/12 12:52 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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damn, why are all the bitches I talk to so goddamn flakey.




goddamn, forrealzzzz


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15639878 - 01/09/12 12:57 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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Women get waay easier as they get older. Casual sex happens a lot. Its nice because its easier to get laid, but then it sucks because its nothing to be proud of. Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:

You better get out there while theyre still young. Its a lot harder to get laid...but man, its worth it.




every single bit of :whathesaid:



This is horrible, this is so very depressing! :awedisgust:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: evildee125]
    #15639919 - 01/09/12 01:04 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

its all about your own self confidence...

get on that bitch like there aint no dick bigger and better than yours and it shall be..

if you knew me, you'd slap yourself at the upper 8-10's that i've fucked, looking the way i do..  but i act much more suave and thats where the attraction come in


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15639953 - 01/09/12 01:09 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

:popcorn:
I :yesnod: to the majority of these posts

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but i act am way more suave and thats where the attraction come in




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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: StayPuff]
    #15639957 - 01/09/12 01:11 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

lol of course you're a suave muthafucka!  you're Italian.. comes with the territory..

us jews got nothing lol


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15639990 - 01/09/12 01:17 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

Err... was fixing it for you.
:jew: > :albanomario:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: StayPuff]
    #15640003 - 01/09/12 01:19 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

ahhh,,,

but we're straying from the post at hand...

share a smelly pussy story sir :rofl:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15640007 - 01/09/12 01:20 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

So, what does horrible smelling pussy smell like when its at home?  There must be different types of bad smelling pussy.  Can you give any "smells like" examples?


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15640031 - 01/09/12 01:25 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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lol i'm 23 flicker...

yea pussy smells to varying degrees, but it should smell like a leper or death.

this chick pussy was so good that if you were to throw it into the air it would turn into sunshine






damn thats a nice girl....  back to the topic... this girls pussy stinky & hairy too... she hasnt trimmed or shaved since the first time we fucked... besides it wasnt shaved just a little trimming  I have made my mind and dont want anything to do with her except maybe just friends wich i think will be impossible anyway because she will be hurt.

options  I have

1. telling her that I found out how we are sexually incompatible and we should try no further, but we could still be friends without benefits so she doesnt think I seeked her just for the sex.

2. tell her im gone cause that my dick got itchy after fucking her because she probably has an infection and should seek some medical advice, and practice better hygiene. for her next couple of course.... im out

3. Argument that altough I cared for her and felt a strong connection with her at the beginning, I have just seen that this relationship will make me go in a way I dont want to because Im looking for something more mature and real. (we use to talk about dreams, trips, and other "very interesting" but useless stuff

4. Just go away without saying anything.
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The only fear I have is that out of anger she will point me to her female friends saying ahh this guy cant get a hard on blah blah blah I dont want that to happen because some of her friends are very hot...(but probably be just as smelly) damn hippies!!!.then I will most likely want to defend myself against such acussations with something so hard on her:

MY DICK GOT DEAD BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640056 - 01/09/12 01:30 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

You should just be honest with her 1, and have the balls to deal with the fall out.  I dont know if I could follow my own advise, but I wish I could and I know its the right thing to do....perhaps you can be an example to us all?


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday]
    #15640229 - 01/09/12 02:14 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

options 1, 2 and 3 are honest is there a more ethical one??


Edited by Anonymous (01/09/12 02:16 PM)


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640322 - 01/09/12 02:29 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

Well, its one of those things where, its not what you say its the way that you say it.

Whatever you do, she'll be upset.

Tell her your not feeling it the way you did when you first met her, offer her the other stuff if she asks for it.

When telling her the smelly stuff, let her know that you feel bad for saying, and dont plan on telling anyone else about it.  Let her know that it has worried you.   

Whatever happens as a result of that, isnt your fault, you've been honest, and you have been considerate. 

It'll be difficult for a bit...probably no longer than a few weeks...whats a few weeks in the grand scheme of things hey?

Its really good that you are asking questions about how to do it, it shows that you care.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday]
    #15640344 - 01/09/12 02:32 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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offer her the other stuff if she asks for it.





what stuff???


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640403 - 01/09/12 02:45 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

about her smellyness...if she starts asking the whys


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday]
    #15640408 - 01/09/12 02:45 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)



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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640724 - 01/09/12 03:38 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

My girls pussy stank the first time I went down on her, nearly turned me off altogether.

Just didn't go down on her for a while.

Next time, all good again.

Suggest ye both go for showers...

Drilled my girl today but I came quick in like 5 minutes, went down on her and she tasted like rainbows and came buckets.

Fucked her again and we both came hard. We could both barely move.

I wanted to again but she couldn't. Bed drenched in her juices :awetongue:

Clit always tastes better than sticking your tongue inside her but who am I kidding, it's all lovely.

I do feel your plight though.

If you must, press your nose against her pelvis so you at least won't smell it if it's that bad.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #15640764 - 01/09/12 03:45 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:



What? Damn, you haven't met the right milf yet, that's for sure. Nothing beats a woman who knows what she wants and what she does.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: koraks] * 1
    #15642139 - 01/09/12 08:14 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

MAYBE THERES A ROTTEN BLOODY TAMPON STUCK IN THERE,
TRUST ME THAT SHIT HAPPENDS...


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: koraks] * 1
    #15642189 - 01/09/12 08:23 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:



What? Damn, you haven't met the right milf yet, that's for sure. Nothing beats a woman who knows what she wants and what she does.




Isn't that the fucking truth. I've been with 3 milfs, all of them somewhere in their 40s. One of them would be considered fat, the others chunky.

They definitely rocked my cock more than anything ever. And they were all tight and pleasant smelling.

I hate pussy that just downright stinks. I don't mind the musky smell it gets after a few hours after a shower though, in fact, I find it attractive as fuck.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Mafeki] * 1
    #15642344 - 01/09/12 09:00 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

This one girl's pussy stain stunk up my entire room ..AFTER she was gone.:projectile:
Seriously almost made me puke, but she was so hot I didn't give a shit.
Sure as fuck smelled one tho..a pussyshit.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #15642542 - 01/09/12 09:31 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

go for a run or something to get your dick area all sweaty and nasty as fuck and then have her blow you and then be like yeah bitch thats what the fuck i thought now go douche that cunt you primate


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #5] * 2
    #15643938 - 01/10/12 06:27 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

just fart alot while shes sucking you off and when she complains be all like, "ahem... *points to smelly vag*"


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15643953 - 01/10/12 06:38 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Bed drenched in her juices :awetongue:




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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: masterjaydawg]
    #15643955 - 01/10/12 06:42 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Well i think im going to tell her that we are not compatible sexually and or genetically because our pheromones do not match for me liking...

gee this girl gonna get me in trouble.... telling all her hot friends how I could not properly fuck her in some occassions...

but the smell just completely killed my erection... I would not want to tell this to her unless she acts bitchy and starts to expose me.

I think that if im not prepared for breakups I shouldnt be dating anyone


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15643959 - 01/10/12 06:44 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

that sucks brosef...ive had some stinky vag in my day but it sounds like yours tops the cake


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: masterjaydawg] * 1
    #15643961 - 01/10/12 06:47 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

My first experience could have almost turned a guy gay. You could smell it through her underwear and the room would stink afterwards. FARK! You'd have to open up windows and doors afterwards to air out the fucking room. It made my fucking fingers stink for ages too. I felt so dirty.

I remember I was a little gutted when she fobbed me off and hooked up with one of her colleagues from work but then I was glad I got away from that stinky bitch.

My current girl has no real odour that I notice and there have been a few others like that. There's been some that have stunk a little (nothing that a shower couldn't fix) but none nearly as bad as the first....ughhh!

This also reminds me of a friend who was seeing a chick who was a little crazy. Anyway, she cheated on him and they broke up. He said "I regret every single fucking day I went out with you. Oh, yeah...and your cunt STINKS!". She didn't like that.

Anyway, you should totally break up with stinky cunt.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: migraineur]
    #15643962 - 01/10/12 06:48 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Dude, she will totally tell her friends that. You will just have to let people know that you couldn't get turned on cos she smelt so bad.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15643968 - 01/10/12 06:53 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Well i think im going to tell her that we are not compatible sexually and or genetically because our pheromones do not match for me liking...




Trust any person to recognize that as the lamest excuse ever. It sounds as if you ran some tests in a laboratory like some crazy doctor and the color of the liquid in your test tubes didn't match the desired outcome. It just sounds weird, and a bit creepy as well.

Just tell her that you like her, but not enough to keep going out with her. No need to go into details. If there's no connection, no spark, then that's enough of a reason.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: migraineur]
    #15643980 - 01/10/12 06:59 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

if you have to fight bullshit fire with real fire, you dont need a fire extinguisher, you just need to control your own shit..

chances are if you break up with her, telling her the truth or not, things will probably get said..so she says you cant get it up? no big deal. she has a smelly vag hole..

thing is, yo dont have to tell it the whole truth, ya know, "when we started hanging out it was cool, yadda yadda yadda, i dont think we work well together, blah blah blah, lets be friends"

if that doesnt work, kindly explain to her:

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    #15643983 - 01/10/12 07:02 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Just tell her that you like her, but not enough to keep going out with her. No need to go into details. If there's no connection, no spark, then that's enough of a reason.




That is lame too because is actually telling her I like you but hey I really dont like you...

AND she will tell her friends i cannot bang properly on every oacassion....
Or maybe not... actually I got her off on a couple occassions but i dont know

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    #15643986 - 01/10/12 07:04 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

hell hath no fury....


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    #15644059 - 01/10/12 07:55 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

She may have an std, I ran into stank poon before at the strip club. Every girl friend I have hade hade sweet yummy tasty pussy.  But my brother likes chubby chicks and he told me that half of these chicks stink. My brother uses them for $.  He talked his gf at the time to buy him a new ps3, she wanted hin to go down on her, he said it smelles like rotting milk.  He got his new ps3 hope it was woeth it!


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: UnKnownFunGUY]
    #15644071 - 01/10/12 08:03 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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She may have an std, I ran into stank poon before at the strip club. Every girl friend I have hade hade sweet yummy tasty pussy.  But my brother likes chubby chicks and he told me that half of these chicks stink. My brother uses them for $.  He talked his gf at the time to buy him a new ps3, she wanted hin to go down on her, he said it smelles like rotting milk.  He got his new ps3 hope it was woeth it!




Going down on fat chicks who smell like rotting milk. JESUS CHRIST, MAN!


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: migraineur]
    #15644086 - 01/10/12 08:10 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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    #15644456 - 01/10/12 10:47 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Just tell her that you like her, but not enough to keep going out with her. No need to go into details. If there's no connection, no spark, then that's enough of a reason.




That is lame too because is actually telling her I like you but hey I really dont like you...

AND she will tell her friends i cannot bang properly on every oacassion....
Or maybe not... actually I got her off on a couple occassions but i dont know

you never know what a woman can do out of angst




Is it more lame than not dumping a chick just because you are worried about what they might say about your sex life?

1, you seriously need to get over this.  If any of the people she hangs out with have any sense, they will know she is just saying shit to make herself feel better from the rejection...if they dont know this, they're idiots who are hardly worth worrying about.  Not only this and more importantly, if she is the type to spread shit about you, then she isnt going to wait until you split up with her, she will probably have been bitching already.

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday] * 1
    #15644464 - 01/10/12 10:50 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

I can't go down on a woman since I ate my exgf and discovered how horrible a pussy can smell and taste.

I'm traumatized... I would not do it even under the shower now.


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    #15644653 - 01/10/12 11:42 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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I can't go down on a woman since I ate my exgf and discovered how horrible a pussy can smell and taste.

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15644698 - 01/10/12 11:56 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

pussy always has a stench

but theres a different between a girls smell, and a nasty smelling pussy

girl im fucking now has a stench, but it's just a girly feminine smell. not gross or nasty. i kinda like it.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: t00th]
    #15644781 - 01/10/12 12:19 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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pussy always has a stench

but theres a different between a girls smell, and a nasty smelling pussy






I agree.  Most chicks I've eaten out had a distinct smell that wasn't bad at all. 

Either that or they had no smell or taste at all which was beautiful.

The last chick I fucked smelled like she had a dead fish inside her pussy.

Anybody else ever smell a pussy that smelled like rotten fish?

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Complexicated] * 1
    #15644827 - 01/10/12 12:36 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

this whole thread is littered with people who have been/are currently fucking dead fish smelling pussy


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15644899 - 01/10/12 12:53 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Guess I didn't see where anyone else made the smelly fish comparison.

Man, that sucks!

Not many things smell worse than a dead fish.

I hope some of our female members are reading this thread.

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Complexicated]
    #15645555 - 01/10/12 03:07 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

i believe my favorite quote in this thread is:

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MY DICK GOT DEAD BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE




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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Complexicated] * 2
    #15645662 - 01/10/12 03:26 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Any females wanna chime in on this subject???




I quite like mine.  The smell and taste of a pussy is also affected by where we are in our menstrual cycle, the closer to the period, the sweeter.  There are also foods which can affect the flavour of both men and woman's juices.  Onion, garlic and cabbagey foods in large amounts are not good apparantly and make it super bitter.  I have also heard that pineapple can make it taste nicer, but I dont think it is a matter of eat pineapple -zap- tasty pussy, its probably something you need to feed into the system in a balanced way for a while.

In general, I think if what you put in is healthy, what comes out will be healthy too.

My last bf had lovely tasting cum (which I didnt think was possible, previous experiences had always been seriously bitter and salty, which I thought was the norm), it was actually sweet and creamy, with just a touch of salt, I was quite shocked....and continued to be pleasently surprised each time he came in my mouth, thats how brainwashed I was...I guess the scarring of bad tasting cum can run pretty deep.  Its a shame I didnt love him and had to finish it.

I make p'au darco and calendula tea every day too to prevent yeast infection, and I think probably has a good influence on my smell and taste too.

Goodness knows why I bother, its not like I am on the game.  It just feels nice being clean and healthy I guess.

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15645678 - 01/10/12 03:30 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

and you are the first one! thank you! :applause:


but i agree... i've never had any complaint i know of in the stink spunk dept..  but then again who knows...

i think #6 should start a post about the taste of cock and come so we can get a womans end to the argument..

surely they arent just sitting back taking us bashing their pussy (in a nonsexual, stench related way) with a smile..


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    #15645925 - 01/10/12 04:17 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

thanks man.

I dont know, I think woman are naturally more submissive, and therefore more likely to put up with bad flavours / be more accepting of them to foster a good relationship with their guy.

I know that when I was making out with my bitter b/f, it really didnt matter to me at all, I loved giving him head, I loved him, it tasted bitter, but so what, when your (me) lost in the lustful moment your not really thinking about "what" the flavour is, you are just lost and enjoying the experience and explorations as a whole, so..

Thats how it is for me anyway. 

I really dont think I would be a good person to start a thread about the "cum flavour" subject.  I have only ever had two b/f's in my adult life (10-15 yrs worth *blushes*) and therefore do not have much experience with different flavours.
                                                                       
Anyways, enough self indulgence talking about me! Back on topic! Good lick luck 1 *winks*, I can see your finding it hard to decide how to do it, it'll be ok though, dont worry, just do what you gotta do and it will all be over, there are much bigger fish (lol xxx) :mushroom2: :thumbup:

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Mafeki]
    #15646020 - 01/10/12 04:37 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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I never felt cum should taste good, just smell like a swimming pool.



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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: RebeccaBlack] * 2
    #15646474 - 01/10/12 06:14 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

lol #6 your right... that wouldnt be lady like...

but then again, i seem to remember a lady on here once that fooled everyone forever then turned out to be a guy lol...

the ultimate shroomery troll ellenalien...

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    #15646505 - 01/10/12 06:21 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

no, I am not a guy, but I do keep my gender hidden, and for some reason, even when anon...people seem to assume I am a guy in my posts....which to tell you the truth, makes me feel a little safer.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin] * 1
    #15646524 - 01/10/12 06:25 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Ive never had to tell a chick her pussy was too stanky they always were conscious of it if it got to that point. Some people are just ignorant of shit like personal hygiene and the only way they will learn is if they educate themselves or someone educates them.

IMO that means you. If you run away the stanky puss will still be stanky and the next guy will be wondering why this pussy stanks so much. If you tell her in a polite and considerate manner and she is mature enough she will take better care of herself. You will change her life in a great way! If you fuck it up or she can't handle criticism like that she might get mad/crazy/angry/depressed; cut your wanker off and whatnot.

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15646706 - 01/10/12 06:57 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

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no, I am not a guy, but I do keep my gender hidden, and for some reason, even when anon...people seem to assume I am a guy in my posts....which to tell you the truth, makes me feel a little safer.




i agree with you about feeling safe on this site when thought to be a guy.

its like, as soon as a chick joins and mentions gender, every dude gets this full on "holy crap! a psychadelic chick! imma get me some nekkids of that!"  ultimately driving them away.

@sunset- i dont know how i'd feel about losing my john thomas over tellin a girl her vag smells lol

in all honesty #6, if you did have a hygiene problem you might or might not have been aware of, would you want him to like up and tell you?

i mean if its not like some inner vag infection, or old, nasty forgotten tampon, or dead gerbil. but just smelled cuz it wasnt washed right.


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in all honesty #6, if you did have a hygiene problem you might or might not have been aware of, would you want him to like up and tell you?

i mean if its not like some inner vag infection, or old, nasty forgotten tampon, or dead gerbil. but just smelled cuz it wasnt washed right.





Wow, thats a good idea...hmm...difficult...because, I dont really know the mind set of a girl who isnt interested in being clean.  I guarantee I would DEFINITELY want to know!!!...But we all differ so..

I would be ok, as long as he was telling me in confidence.

I think the best way I could hear it, would be if he told me he didnt want to hurt my feelings or lose me first and that he felt really uncomfortable talking about it.  This would reasure me that he wasnt going to dump me, and that he didnt have ill intent, but also put me into the comforting role which might make me more accepting of what he was saying.

Worst case scenarios:
It would probably make me a little over sensitive and defensive about it for a while afterward maybe.  I might get upset if, when I was making extra efforts to be super clean, he still had a problem with it or didnt reward me by going down on me lots.

And if I was feeling really insecure, I might do the whole assuming that its because he thinks I am smelly that he is not sleeping with me, when actually he might just not be in the mood.

It might possibly knock my confidence in the bedroom a little, and I might be shy to ask him to go down on me...which might not seem like a problem innitially, but, good sex is reciprocal, and if one person isnt in, it just isnt the same.

I am just digging for possible problems...on the whole, I would just thank him, and perhaps worry about it a little afterwards, but worrying would be a good thing, keep me on my toes and motivated to stay clean and, it would settle down.

I am not 1's girl though.  She could act entirely differently.  It would definitely be good for her to know, but then, some people can take things funny, and rather than explore a problem, look only for external causes to avoid having to take responsibility; accusing him of bitching, or being offensive and what not, or counter claiming (as he fears) and just saying hes shit in bed.  The fact that 1 worries about her doing that suggests to me that she might well be that sort of girl, otherwise why would he worry?  Unless he thinks we are all like that?  If you do 1, then see here, were not all like that, and therefore she might be ok with you telling her.

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    #15648401 - 01/11/12 01:55 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #15664095 - 01/14/12 06:47 AM (12 years, 17 days ago)

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MY DICK GOT DEAD BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE



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This one girl's pussy stain stunk up my entire room ..AFTER she was gone.:projectile:
Seriously almost made me puke, but she was so hot I didn't give a shit.



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My first experience could have almost turned a guy gay. You could smell it through her underwear and the room would stink afterwards. FARK! You'd have to open up windows and doors afterwards to air out the fucking room. It made my fucking fingers stink for ages too. I felt so dirty.




:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

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i just fucked the wifey.........mmmmmmm good :like:


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Alright, Anonymous #6 is clearly kiss_the_sky03.




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remember in our younger years when pussy had that sweet smell or no smell at all... or that smell that left you smelling your fingers all day after fucking her going, "yea, imma hit that shit again!"




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    #15668091 - 01/15/12 02:05 AM (12 years, 16 days ago)

I think 99% of the time it is hygene related. The trashier girls I've fucked that didn't stay on top of keeping the cooch bald and all that have had kinda nasty / rotting odors, just like my balls get after 48 hours of not showering - just smells ripe.

Funny thread though :smile: You should plug your nose, eat her out just long enough to get the smell all over your face, then make out with her. Or alternatively have her suck your dick after its been in that stink hole, and when she refuses, ask her if its the smell.

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    #15670762 - 01/15/12 06:44 PM (12 years, 15 days ago)

OP, you should go get yourself checked out. Last time I was fucking a girl with a stinky pussy, I ended up with chlamydia.

Chlamydia doesn't always have noticeable symptoms either so you could already have it and not know it.
Lucky my penis let me know something was up by catching fire every time I pissed. Chlamydia is not nice dude, but at least it is curable with a pill.

And also, telling her that you don't have compatible hormones?? WHAT THE FUCK?? That is the most retarded shit I've heard in a while. HAHAH! I think you'd be better off just never calling her again, it would be less of an insult.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #15672675 - 01/16/12 07:57 AM (12 years, 15 days ago)

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Well i think im going to tell her that we are not compatible sexually and or genetically because our pheromones do not match for me liking...

gee this girl gonna get me in trouble.... telling all her hot friends how I could not properly fuck her in some occassions...

but the smell just completely killed my erection... I would not want to tell this to her unless she acts bitchy and starts to expose me.

I think that if im not prepared for breakups I shouldnt be dating anyone





Just be straight up, be like "Bitch, you need to see a fuckin' GYNECOLOGIST!  You smell like rotting death."  Be honest man, (I mean you can say it differently, don't have to call her a bitch, just be straight-forward) and maybe she'll go to a doctor and get herself cleaned up.  Plus it'll be healthier for her in the long run to know she's got an infection goin' on down below.  You'd be doing her a favor.

Vag's are anaerobic dark dank environments, expect filth to breed in them, (points at children).


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Maverick] * 2
    #15673354 - 01/16/12 11:43 AM (12 years, 15 days ago)

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Maverick said:

Vag's are anaerobic dark dank environments, expect filth to breed in them, (points at children).





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