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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15643968 - 01/10/12 06:53 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Well i think im going to tell her that we are not compatible sexually and or genetically because our pheromones do not match for me liking...




Trust any person to recognize that as the lamest excuse ever. It sounds as if you ran some tests in a laboratory like some crazy doctor and the color of the liquid in your test tubes didn't match the desired outcome. It just sounds weird, and a bit creepy as well.

Just tell her that you like her, but not enough to keep going out with her. No need to go into details. If there's no connection, no spark, then that's enough of a reason.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: migraineur]
    #15643980 - 01/10/12 06:59 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

if you have to fight bullshit fire with real fire, you dont need a fire extinguisher, you just need to control your own shit..

chances are if you break up with her, telling her the truth or not, things will probably get said..so she says you cant get it up? no big deal. she has a smelly vag hole..

thing is, yo dont have to tell it the whole truth, ya know, "when we started hanging out it was cool, yadda yadda yadda, i dont think we work well together, blah blah blah, lets be friends"

if that doesnt work, kindly explain to her:

you can fix a dick that plays dead, you cant fix roadkill twat.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: koraks]
    #15643983 - 01/10/12 07:02 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Just tell her that you like her, but not enough to keep going out with her. No need to go into details. If there's no connection, no spark, then that's enough of a reason.




That is lame too because is actually telling her I like you but hey I really dont like you...

AND she will tell her friends i cannot bang properly on every oacassion....
Or maybe not... actually I got her off on a couple occassions but i dont know

you never know what a woman can do out of angst


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15643986 - 01/10/12 07:04 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

hell hath no fury....


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Its been 4weeks since i cased what is going on?
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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15644059 - 01/10/12 07:55 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

She may have an std, I ran into stank poon before at the strip club. Every girl friend I have hade hade sweet yummy tasty pussy.  But my brother likes chubby chicks and he told me that half of these chicks stink. My brother uses them for $.  He talked his gf at the time to buy him a new ps3, she wanted hin to go down on her, he said it smelles like rotting milk.  He got his new ps3 hope it was woeth it!


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: UnKnownFunGUY]
    #15644071 - 01/10/12 08:03 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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She may have an std, I ran into stank poon before at the strip club. Every girl friend I have hade hade sweet yummy tasty pussy.  But my brother likes chubby chicks and he told me that half of these chicks stink. My brother uses them for $.  He talked his gf at the time to buy him a new ps3, she wanted hin to go down on her, he said it smelles like rotting milk.  He got his new ps3 hope it was woeth it!




Going down on fat chicks who smell like rotting milk. JESUS CHRIST, MAN!


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: migraineur]
    #15644086 - 01/10/12 08:10 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

i cant stop laughing every time i see the title of this thread :winning1:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15644456 - 01/10/12 10:47 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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koraks said:
Just tell her that you like her, but not enough to keep going out with her. No need to go into details. If there's no connection, no spark, then that's enough of a reason.




That is lame too because is actually telling her I like you but hey I really dont like you...

AND she will tell her friends i cannot bang properly on every oacassion....
Or maybe not... actually I got her off on a couple occassions but i dont know

you never know what a woman can do out of angst




Is it more lame than not dumping a chick just because you are worried about what they might say about your sex life?

1, you seriously need to get over this.  If any of the people she hangs out with have any sense, they will know she is just saying shit to make herself feel better from the rejection...if they dont know this, they're idiots who are hardly worth worrying about.  Not only this and more importantly, if she is the type to spread shit about you, then she isnt going to wait until you split up with her, she will probably have been bitching already.

It'll settle down.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday] * 1
    #15644464 - 01/10/12 10:50 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

I can't go down on a woman since I ate my exgf and discovered how horrible a pussy can smell and taste.

I'm traumatized... I would not do it even under the shower now.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: RebeccaBlack]
    #15644653 - 01/10/12 11:42 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Daijo said:
I can't go down on a woman since I ate my exgf and discovered how horrible a pussy can smell and taste.

I'm traumatized... I would not do it even under the shower now.




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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15644698 - 01/10/12 11:56 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

pussy always has a stench

but theres a different between a girls smell, and a nasty smelling pussy

girl im fucking now has a stench, but it's just a girly feminine smell. not gross or nasty. i kinda like it.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: t00th]
    #15644781 - 01/10/12 12:19 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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t00th said:
pussy always has a stench

but theres a different between a girls smell, and a nasty smelling pussy






I agree.  Most chicks I've eaten out had a distinct smell that wasn't bad at all. 

Either that or they had no smell or taste at all which was beautiful.

The last chick I fucked smelled like she had a dead fish inside her pussy.

Anybody else ever smell a pussy that smelled like rotten fish?

I fucking LOVE going down on chicks but I couldn't do it with this girl.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Complexicated] * 1
    #15644827 - 01/10/12 12:36 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

this whole thread is littered with people who have been/are currently fucking dead fish smelling pussy


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Its been 4weeks since i cased what is going on?
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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15644899 - 01/10/12 12:53 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Guess I didn't see where anyone else made the smelly fish comparison.

Man, that sucks!

Not many things smell worse than a dead fish.

I hope some of our female members are reading this thread.

Any females wanna chime in on this subject???


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Complexicated]
    #15645555 - 01/10/12 03:07 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

i believe my favorite quote in this thread is:

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MY DICK GOT DEAD BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE




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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Complexicated] * 2
    #15645662 - 01/10/12 03:26 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Any females wanna chime in on this subject???




I quite like mine.  The smell and taste of a pussy is also affected by where we are in our menstrual cycle, the closer to the period, the sweeter.  There are also foods which can affect the flavour of both men and woman's juices.  Onion, garlic and cabbagey foods in large amounts are not good apparantly and make it super bitter.  I have also heard that pineapple can make it taste nicer, but I dont think it is a matter of eat pineapple -zap- tasty pussy, its probably something you need to feed into the system in a balanced way for a while.

In general, I think if what you put in is healthy, what comes out will be healthy too.

My last bf had lovely tasting cum (which I didnt think was possible, previous experiences had always been seriously bitter and salty, which I thought was the norm), it was actually sweet and creamy, with just a touch of salt, I was quite shocked....and continued to be pleasently surprised each time he came in my mouth, thats how brainwashed I was...I guess the scarring of bad tasting cum can run pretty deep.  Its a shame I didnt love him and had to finish it.

I make p'au darco and calendula tea every day too to prevent yeast infection, and I think probably has a good influence on my smell and taste too.

Goodness knows why I bother, its not like I am on the game.  It just feels nice being clean and healthy I guess.

You did ask for female contributions :shrug:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15645678 - 01/10/12 03:30 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

and you are the first one! thank you! :applause:


but i agree... i've never had any complaint i know of in the stink spunk dept..  but then again who knows...

i think #6 should start a post about the taste of cock and come so we can get a womans end to the argument..

surely they arent just sitting back taking us bashing their pussy (in a nonsexual, stench related way) with a smile..


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    #15645916 - 01/10/12 04:16 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15645925 - 01/10/12 04:17 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

thanks man.

I dont know, I think woman are naturally more submissive, and therefore more likely to put up with bad flavours / be more accepting of them to foster a good relationship with their guy.

I know that when I was making out with my bitter b/f, it really didnt matter to me at all, I loved giving him head, I loved him, it tasted bitter, but so what, when your (me) lost in the lustful moment your not really thinking about "what" the flavour is, you are just lost and enjoying the experience and explorations as a whole, so..

Thats how it is for me anyway. 

I really dont think I would be a good person to start a thread about the "cum flavour" subject.  I have only ever had two b/f's in my adult life (10-15 yrs worth *blushes*) and therefore do not have much experience with different flavours.
                                                                       
Anyways, enough self indulgence talking about me! Back on topic! Good lick luck 1 *winks*, I can see your finding it hard to decide how to do it, it'll be ok though, dont worry, just do what you gotta do and it will all be over, there are much bigger fish (lol xxx) :mushroom2: :thumbup:

(apologies for the mad moment of puns...things went a bit crAZyy)...but the well wishes are sincere!


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Mafeki]
    #15646020 - 01/10/12 04:37 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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I never felt cum should taste good, just smell like a swimming pool.



Smells just like chlorine, trudat haha


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