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Anonymous #1

Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Synocybin]
    #15640031 - 01/09/12 01:25 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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Synocybin said:
lol i'm 23 flicker...

yea pussy smells to varying degrees, but it should smell like a leper or death.

this chick pussy was so good that if you were to throw it into the air it would turn into sunshine






damn thats a nice girl....  back to the topic... this girls pussy stinky & hairy too... she hasnt trimmed or shaved since the first time we fucked... besides it wasnt shaved just a little trimming  I have made my mind and dont want anything to do with her except maybe just friends wich i think will be impossible anyway because she will be hurt.

options  I have

1. telling her that I found out how we are sexually incompatible and we should try no further, but we could still be friends without benefits so she doesnt think I seeked her just for the sex.

2. tell her im gone cause that my dick got itchy after fucking her because she probably has an infection and should seek some medical advice, and practice better hygiene. for her next couple of course.... im out

3. Argument that altough I cared for her and felt a strong connection with her at the beginning, I have just seen that this relationship will make me go in a way I dont want to because Im looking for something more mature and real. (we use to talk about dreams, trips, and other "very interesting" but useless stuff

4. Just go away without saying anything.
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The only fear I have is that out of anger she will point me to her female friends saying ahh this guy cant get a hard on blah blah blah I dont want that to happen because some of her friends are very hot...(but probably be just as smelly) damn hippies!!!.then I will most likely want to defend myself against such acussations with something so hard on her:

MY DICK GOT DEAD BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640056 - 01/09/12 01:30 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

You should just be honest with her 1, and have the balls to deal with the fall out.  I dont know if I could follow my own advise, but I wish I could and I know its the right thing to do....perhaps you can be an example to us all?


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Anonymous #1

Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday]
    #15640229 - 01/09/12 02:14 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

options 1, 2 and 3 are honest is there a more ethical one??


Edited by Anonymous (01/09/12 02:16 PM)


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640322 - 01/09/12 02:29 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

Well, its one of those things where, its not what you say its the way that you say it.

Whatever you do, she'll be upset.

Tell her your not feeling it the way you did when you first met her, offer her the other stuff if she asks for it.

When telling her the smelly stuff, let her know that you feel bad for saying, and dont plan on telling anyone else about it.  Let her know that it has worried you.   

Whatever happens as a result of that, isnt your fault, you've been honest, and you have been considerate. 

It'll be difficult for a bit...probably no longer than a few weeks...whats a few weeks in the grand scheme of things hey?

Its really good that you are asking questions about how to do it, it shows that you care.


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Anonymous #1

Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday]
    #15640344 - 01/09/12 02:32 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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somaholiday said:
offer her the other stuff if she asks for it.





what stuff???


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640403 - 01/09/12 02:45 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

about her smellyness...if she starts asking the whys


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Anonymous #2

Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: somaholiday]
    #15640408 - 01/09/12 02:45 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)



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Anonymous #3

Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15640724 - 01/09/12 03:38 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

My girls pussy stank the first time I went down on her, nearly turned me off altogether.

Just didn't go down on her for a while.

Next time, all good again.

Suggest ye both go for showers...

Drilled my girl today but I came quick in like 5 minutes, went down on her and she tasted like rainbows and came buckets.

Fucked her again and we both came hard. We could both barely move.

I wanted to again but she couldn't. Bed drenched in her juices :awetongue:

Clit always tastes better than sticking your tongue inside her but who am I kidding, it's all lovely.

I do feel your plight though.

If you must, press your nose against her pelvis so you at least won't smell it if it's that bad.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: I_was_the_walrus] * 1
    #15640764 - 01/09/12 03:45 PM (12 years, 22 days ago)

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Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:



What? Damn, you haven't met the right milf yet, that's for sure. Nothing beats a woman who knows what she wants and what she does.


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Anonymous #4

Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: koraks] * 1
    #15642139 - 01/09/12 08:14 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

MAYBE THERES A ROTTEN BLOODY TAMPON STUCK IN THERE,
TRUST ME THAT SHIT HAPPENDS...


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: koraks] * 1
    #15642189 - 01/09/12 08:23 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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koraks said:
Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Theres nothing really fun about banging some worn out 30 year old skank with kids :shrug:



What? Damn, you haven't met the right milf yet, that's for sure. Nothing beats a woman who knows what she wants and what she does.




Isn't that the fucking truth. I've been with 3 milfs, all of them somewhere in their 40s. One of them would be considered fat, the others chunky.

They definitely rocked my cock more than anything ever. And they were all tight and pleasant smelling.

I hate pussy that just downright stinks. I don't mind the musky smell it gets after a few hours after a shower though, in fact, I find it attractive as fuck.


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Re: girls smelly pussy *DELETED* [Re: Joolz]
    #15642243 - 01/09/12 08:35 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Mafeki] * 1
    #15642344 - 01/09/12 09:00 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

This one girl's pussy stain stunk up my entire room ..AFTER she was gone.:projectile:
Seriously almost made me puke, but she was so hot I didn't give a shit.
Sure as fuck smelled one tho..a pussyshit.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #15642542 - 01/09/12 09:31 PM (12 years, 21 days ago)

go for a run or something to get your dick area all sweaty and nasty as fuck and then have her blow you and then be like yeah bitch thats what the fuck i thought now go douche that cunt you primate


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #5] * 2
    #15643938 - 01/10/12 06:27 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

just fart alot while shes sucking you off and when she complains be all like, "ahem... *points to smelly vag*"


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15643953 - 01/10/12 06:38 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

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Bed drenched in her juices :awetongue:




:bow2:


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: masterjaydawg]
    #15643955 - 01/10/12 06:42 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Well i think im going to tell her that we are not compatible sexually and or genetically because our pheromones do not match for me liking...

gee this girl gonna get me in trouble.... telling all her hot friends how I could not properly fuck her in some occassions...

but the smell just completely killed my erection... I would not want to tell this to her unless she acts bitchy and starts to expose me.

I think that if im not prepared for breakups I shouldnt be dating anyone


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15643959 - 01/10/12 06:44 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

that sucks brosef...ive had some stinky vag in my day but it sounds like yours tops the cake


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: masterjaydawg] * 1
    #15643961 - 01/10/12 06:47 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

My first experience could have almost turned a guy gay. You could smell it through her underwear and the room would stink afterwards. FARK! You'd have to open up windows and doors afterwards to air out the fucking room. It made my fucking fingers stink for ages too. I felt so dirty.

I remember I was a little gutted when she fobbed me off and hooked up with one of her colleagues from work but then I was glad I got away from that stinky bitch.

My current girl has no real odour that I notice and there have been a few others like that. There's been some that have stunk a little (nothing that a shower couldn't fix) but none nearly as bad as the first....ughhh!

This also reminds me of a friend who was seeing a chick who was a little crazy. Anyway, she cheated on him and they broke up. He said "I regret every single fucking day I went out with you. Oh, yeah...and your cunt STINKS!". She didn't like that.

Anyway, you should totally break up with stinky cunt.


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Re: girls smelly pussy [Re: migraineur]
    #15643962 - 01/10/12 06:48 AM (12 years, 21 days ago)

Dude, she will totally tell her friends that. You will just have to let people know that you couldn't get turned on cos she smelt so bad.


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