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InvisibleEminence
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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: Split Minded]
    #15609474 - 01/03/12 09:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

edited at 11:33 am :smirk:


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: Split Minded]
    #15609477 - 01/03/12 09:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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no.. some 45 year old teacher that wants to cheat on her husband, thats all lol





OH!!!!!!!


I love women in their 40's.


FUCK! They are so sexy and ripe.

Ripe like peach ready to be had!


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: BothHands]
    #15609478 - 01/03/12 09:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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BothHands said:
:homerdrool:

I'm not usually even into that kinda thing, but holy shit!  :wowz:





I believe her price is the same regardless of gender

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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: jim617]
    #15609479 - 01/03/12 09:37 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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jim617 said:
ok fuck it. here is one.



whats your motive? should I be showing more ass?





probably... you know that short skirt that chick is wearing would probably get you far more action too






You find any dates on there yet?





no.. some 45 year old teacher that wants to cheat on her husband, thats all lol





Dude cheapest date ever go hit that shit, it will build confidence and help with your game. 

Joins dating site rejects a forsure thing

y u no tap dat ass


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15609484 - 01/03/12 09:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

A a few points of heroin?  I can live with that.


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: Split Minded]
    #15609487 - 01/03/12 09:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Split Minded said:
i think i won this one. i called it first yo!

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15607209/fpart/2/vc/1





nope... Jim beat us both

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15607502#15607502

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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: BothHands]
    #15609495 - 01/03/12 09:42 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I might hit it, she lives this double life. has kids ,husband all that. she just wants to meet up for quickies once in a while. its not really what Im looking for but I guess I COULD use the confidence boost.
and ive never been with an older woman

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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: jim617] * 1
    #15609498 - 01/03/12 09:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

New experiences man now  lets see this teacher.


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15609514 - 01/03/12 09:51 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Split Minded said:
i think i won this one. i called it first yo!

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15607209/fpart/2/vc/1





nope... Jim beat us both

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/15607502#15607502




he only stated that she was a drama bitch, not a prostie...


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: trekie]
    #15609650 - 01/03/12 10:31 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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trekie said:
New experiences man now  lets see this teacher.



:yesnod:


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: unknown1123]
    #15609706 - 01/03/12 10:45 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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unknown1123 said:
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trekie said:
New experiences man now  lets see this teacher.



:yesnod:




http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=15609700&page=0&vc=#15609700

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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: jim617]
    #15609801 - 01/03/12 11:04 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Ive had sex with older married chicks and I can say that she aint half bad face is meh but ive done worse .


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: jim617]
    #15609963 - 01/03/12 11:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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jim617 said:
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unknown1123 said:
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trekie said:
New experiences man now  lets see this teacher.



:yesnod:




http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=15609700&page=0&vc=#15609700



Damn I wish I never clicked that link, it's my mom. :kingcrankey:


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: unknown1123]
    #15610504 - 01/03/12 02:23 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

hope u find love yo

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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: plektheplek]
    #15610559 - 01/03/12 02:34 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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plektheplek said:
hope u find love yo




awe thanks!

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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: jim617]
    #15610600 - 01/03/12 02:45 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i wish i had better luck on okcupid. i can't really find anyone into psychedelics. all the women in my area are lame as fuck.


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Re: I saw this chick on OKCUPID! [Re: jim617]
    #15610602 - 01/03/12 02:46 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

looks like a biter...and like she has issues


if you fuck her, don't let her know where you live/work


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