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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15570413 - 12/25/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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My Dad just assisted me with a beer bong. I haven't done one since I was 18 (25 now). I still got it, one gulp, down the hatch.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: Newbie]
#15570420 - 12/25/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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What beer are you and your dad drinking?
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15570424 - 12/25/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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BONGING!! I haven't done it for a long time either but it's cool your doing it with your dad.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15570425 - 12/25/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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My Dad hates the taste of beer, but I'm drinking Bell's Oberon Ale. I bought it at random to try something new, and it was the best $39 I've spent on a case yet.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15572138 - 12/25/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Goddamn it, time is flying as usual the drunker I get. Time is so relative.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15572144 - 12/25/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I been drankin' all day and smokin' the herb. yall can for me. all i gots is a spoon to hit. but i've got the booze so i can't lose.
-------------------- "Life sucks but in this really beautiful way" - Axl Rose "Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high cuz you never know when you're gonna go." - NAS "When people don't know what you're about they put you down and shut you out" - Black Sabbath "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gandhi "Look up at me I am God, look down on me and I am evil, look at me I am you." - Charles Manson. "Don't question my reality." - Me (as far as I know)
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: SlashOZ]
#15572179 - 12/25/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like the rhyme. I'm so drunk right now that I'm glad I won't make the mistake of walking a long distance again tonight. 
Still in pain, but the good and bad of alcohol. Caused the physical pain but it takes it away. Such a weird feeling to notice the body's cells regenerating and healing. Wonder what the insight would be tripping and the body awareness.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15572564 - 12/26/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I found myself drinking 8-12 units a day again about a week ago...
...It sucks. Heroin was a MUCH better addiction. Now at about forty hours, withdrawal isn't that bad, but the boredom that comes with not waking up sick every morning is surprisingly hard to deal with.
Merry fucking xmas, huh? Holidays aren't good for those of us who have a taste for sauce, whether we celebrate them or not.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: numonkei]
#15573587 - 12/26/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know, my Christmas was allright, good barkeeps and good company. Also got a phone call from a wonderful woman. My family is so stauch religious that besides my twin that had to work I prefer going out on the town.
The H I stay away from. Just personal preference as I almost died from it once being stupid and mixing things I shouldn't have. Naked in a bathtub full of ice really fucking sucked.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15573612 - 12/26/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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this relentless boozing is getting old, expensive and un-healthy.
sobriety shall by mistress from tomorrow morning.
i'v said it all before but this time i mean it.
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devoured
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: druqs]
#15573637 - 12/26/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I discovered harp beer last night. I think i found my soulmate
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: devoured]
#15573651 - 12/26/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Never tried Harp, going to be Mississippi Mud day but heading to the liquor store in an hour and will give it a try.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15574428 - 12/26/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuckin lightweights!
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: drowneduck]
#15579955 - 12/27/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eggnog is the worst mixed drink in my experience. The sweetness is unbearable, unless some woman wants it. But I can't respect a drinker like that.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#15579968 - 12/27/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I once got so drunk I raped a small goat, True story.
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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#15609310 - 01/03/12 08:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Am I on a bender yet? I've been drinking since Christmas Eve eve.
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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: dtowntoker]
#15610516 - 01/03/12 02:25 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just got finished with my Christmas Octave bender... basically been drinking without cease since school ended (the 14th) until New Year's day. Now I'm putting a cap on it. I don't have school again until the 23rd but I want to be in excellent mental and physical health by the time I start.
This kind of shit is not so hard if you've gotten good at tapering. I'm feeling great at the moment.
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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#15610545 - 01/03/12 02:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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i want a beer but only cause im bored...
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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Split Minded]
#15611450 - 01/03/12 05:45 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I want a beer but just cuz im at work.
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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: devoured]
#15611519 - 01/03/12 05:58 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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