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InvisibleSplit Minded
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perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke
    #15563888 - 12/23/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

last night i accidentally broke my chicks pipe so for christmas im going to get her another one.

i then thought, why not purposely break their pipe/ bong "water pipe" just to buy them a new one? it would be thoughtful, easy to get and not expensive at all.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded] * 2
    #15563903 - 12/23/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

can't you just buy a new without breaking the old?
I'd be pissed if someone did that


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded] * 1
    #15563917 - 12/23/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Dammit, you are going full retard again aren't you?

Don't break pieces just to replace them, sometimes things are sentimental, what if that was a gift from someone else.

But you probably know that... I hope.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: 4runner]
    #15563977 - 12/23/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Exactly. The sentimental value would be worth way more than any admittedly cheap piece you'll replace it with.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded]
    #15564035 - 12/23/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

"I'm gonna break their shit so I can buy them a new one!"

:facepalm:

How about you DON'T break their shit... and buy them a new piece anyways? That way its at least a GIFT and not a REPLACEMENT..

wow... some people..

If someone purposely broke my pipe I would be pissed as fuck. My mom bought me this piece and she doesn't even like me smoking. It means a lot to me that she even got me this. You really need to get some logic in that brain..


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded]
    #15564056 - 12/23/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

You owe her a new piece AND a gift you cheap fuck. You're not getting out of christmas guilt that easily.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded] * 1
    #15564142 - 12/23/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:laugh2:

great replies! they seriously made me laugh.

1. this pipe does not have any sort of sentimental value. its probably the 5th pipe in the last few months that has been dropped.

2. i didnt intentionally break it just to buy her a new one. it was a complete accident.

3. Full Retard! :lol:

4. i was only joking when i said to purposely break their shit just to buy them a new one.

5. deep down, you know its a good idea.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded]
    #15564541 - 12/23/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

OP you are one bad motherfucker.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Legend]
    #15566979 - 12/24/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:crazy2:


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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby



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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Split Minded]
    #15566995 - 12/24/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

This is the more idiotic idea ever to break something so you can buy a replacement for it. :facepalm:

Only in the West! lol.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: Everlong]
    #15567033 - 12/24/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

lmao @ OP. Duuuuuude.


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Re: perfect gift idea for guy or girl... if they smoke [Re: lillFish]
    #15567053 - 12/24/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

what? it works...

the joy in her eyes when she opens up that little box tomorrow to find a brand new pipe! dude, i know im getting some :doggystyle: under the tree.


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