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Patlal
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Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread)
#15535772 - 12/18/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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You have to wash your pants, your shirt, the desk, the floor, etc. Godammit!
Sometimes I wish nothing would come out of there. Less trouble.
Am I right people!
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mnj
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! [Re: Patlal]
#15535815 - 12/18/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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that shit's better out than in..
but also better off your clothes than on them.
paradoxical
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Patlal
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! [Re: mnj]
#15535831 - 12/18/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its hard to wash too. It has the perfect texture to leave traces everywhere.
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ShiVersblood
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! [Re: Patlal]
#15535938 - 12/18/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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put 2 kleenexs onit
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: Patlal]
#15535984 - 12/18/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
Sometimes I wish nothing would come out of there. Less trouble.
Get a vasectomy, brah!
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15536001 - 12/18/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said:
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Patlal said:
Sometimes I wish nothing would come out of there. Less trouble.
Get a vasectomy, brah!
A vasectomy won't stop you from ejaculating lol.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: muistrue]
#15536364 - 12/18/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its like shooting blanks. Youll have semen, just no sperm. Saves a bit on clean-up.
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: Patlal]
#15536396 - 12/18/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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At least you clean it up. My boyfriend apparently doesn't like jacking off while sitting down, so he gets on his knees, in front of the desk, and surfs porn. Anyway, if he misses and hits the wall behind the desk, he just leaves it to streak down. The computer room is NOT my room and I refuse to clean it. That shit is nasty And I swear the "white" tee shirt he uses as a jizz rag looks like it's the first and only shirt he's ever fucking used.
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: Normal Flora]
#15536419 - 12/18/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laurelei said: At least you clean it up. My boyfriend apparently doesn't like jacking off while sitting down, so he gets on his knees, in front of the desk, and surfs porn. Anyway, if he misses and hits the wall behind the desk, he just leaves it to streak down. The computer room is NOT my room and I refuse to clean it. That shit is nasty And I swear the "white" tee shirt he uses as a jizz rag looks like it's the first and only shirt he's ever fucking used.
better those than your stuff i suppose.
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: rackem]
#15536430 - 12/18/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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before reading the jizz thread part, I thought it was about blowing your nose..
I have missed doing both
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: rackem]
#15536464 - 12/18/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
rackem said:
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Laurelei said: At least you clean it up. My boyfriend apparently doesn't like jacking off while sitting down, so he gets on his knees, in front of the desk, and surfs porn. Anyway, if he misses and hits the wall behind the desk, he just leaves it to streak down. The computer room is NOT my room and I refuse to clean it. That shit is nasty And I swear the "white" tee shirt he uses as a jizz rag looks like it's the first and only shirt he's ever fucking used.
better those than your stuff i suppose.
Very true. I make sure my stuff goes no where near that computer room
That shirt he uses is like a frisbee made out of shirt. It's like it's been starched a million times. I don't understand how he even uses it. I'd be afraid it would abrade my dick if I were him.
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Patlal
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: Normal Flora]
#15536481 - 12/18/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laurelei said: At least you clean it up. My boyfriend apparently doesn't like jacking off while sitting down, so he gets on his knees, in front of the desk, and surfs porn. Anyway, if he misses and hits the wall behind the desk, he just leaves it to streak down. The computer room is NOT my room and I refuse to clean it. That shit is nasty And I swear the "white" tee shirt he uses as a jizz rag looks like it's the first and only shirt he's ever fucking used.
Sorry to say this, but your boyfriend is either a slob or an idiot...
He leaves it on the wall??? wtf...
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: Patlal]
#15536655 - 12/18/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I use my socks.
pisses my wife off to no end.
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: Normal Flora]
#15536688 - 12/18/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laurelei said:
Quote:
rackem said:
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Laurelei said: At least you clean it up. My boyfriend apparently doesn't like jacking off while sitting down, so he gets on his knees, in front of the desk, and surfs porn. Anyway, if he misses and hits the wall behind the desk, he just leaves it to streak down. The computer room is NOT my room and I refuse to clean it. That shit is nasty And I swear the "white" tee shirt he uses as a jizz rag looks like it's the first and only shirt he's ever fucking used.
better those than your stuff i suppose.
Very true. I make sure my stuff goes no where near that computer room
That shirt he uses is like a frisbee made out of shirt. It's like it's been starched a million times. I don't understand how he even uses it. I'd be afraid it would abrade my dick if I were him.
You sound like a good girlfriend if you're okay with such savagery and let it go on unabated.
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muistrue
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: propensity]
#15536721 - 12/18/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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propensity said: You sound like a good girlfriend if you're okay with such savagery and let it go on unabated.
I was thinking just the opposite. If he has to resort to such disgusting masturbatory habits she's probably not giving him enough lovin.
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: muistrue]
#15536740 - 12/18/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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not true.
my wife gives it up all the time. but, it's still not enough for me. therefore I still jerk off.
I really just need a sex concubine. and that's just not a reality.
I don't believe any woman would be comfortable putting out as much as I want it.
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: joe666]
#15536778 - 12/18/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Missing the kleenex sucks! (yes, this is a jizz thread) [Re: muistrue]
#15537693 - 12/18/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just because he leaves it on the wall, doesn't necessarily mean he does it often. It only takes one time for it to be disgusting. And Patlal, yes. He can be a fucking slob. But he respects the common space and he's good to me and our son. He never misses a day of work and helps me study for hours on end. So I pick my fights
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