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InvisibleNWlight
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How to get the benzos you want from a doctor
    #15529319 - 12/17/11 05:03 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Just scored 45 1 mg klonopins and 45 xanax bars (2mg) for less than $20.

sweet talkin' those doctors...... :cool:

NEVER HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN MY LIFE OR ANY KIND OF ANXIETY

I also have over 600 56 mg methylphenidate and another few hundred 36 mg.

the profit margins are fucking ridiculous.

god i love america.  and the idiots who buy these from me.  fuck eating them myself :lol:

edit: everything after the line was from a later post but I think it's much more useful in the OP.

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The secret to getting whatever you want from a doctor is to play it slow.  PATIENCE IS KEY!!!!!!! I'm talking months here.

You can't go in and say "I want xanny bars"

research vERY WELL the condition that you want to "have".  and then select only a few of the symptoms that you would like to "have".

I gave a sob story about how i had to leave a lunch date with my friends and run to the bathroom, collapsed on the bathroom floor and couldnt breathe etc.

that put me on the clonazepam 0.5 mg.

I waited about a month before going back and saying "hey these pills are working but i keep finding myself having to take two in order for the effects to kick in" and voila!! you are perscribed a 1mg pill instead of a 0.5 mg pill.

after a few months of "taking" the 1mg pills, you research the effects of the different benzos. here are some quick facts:

clonazepam takes longer to kick in.  it also lasts longer.


Xanax kicks in faster and doesn't last as long.

so what do you tell your doctor?
"my friend used to be on clonazepam but switched to xanax and he says that it helps his panic attacks go away so much faster, not only that but he doesnt feel groggy all day from the side effects" blah bah blah blah


you get the idea.  basically I will give you three main points:

1: the doctor doesn't know you are lying and he has to assume you are telling the truth, so do AS MUCH RESEARCH AS YOU CAN, so that you know what symptoms to complain of.  do not specifically ask for a medicion by name.  if they don't give you the med you want, then wait until the scrip runs out and say hey, can i try something else this didnt really work that well.

step 2:  DO NOT EVER LET THE DOCTOR KNOW THAT YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE DRUG!!!! for exaAMPLE, if you want clonazepam, refer to it as "canzopam".  that way you will seem ignorant about the drug, but he will still know what you are talking about.

and im too fucked up/tired to answer any more questions/ advice. please :pm: me if you have any more advice and I'd be glad to help.

and no, to the guy above, I do not "doctor shop".  but I am currently applying to med school so i know a shit load about how the medical field works and how to manipulate it. 

hit me up with your questions i'll do my best.

PS don't ask me about trying to get scrips for ritalin or methylphenidate, especially if you are college age,  they know that people apply for these meds just because they can't help but study.  i have had really bad ADD since i was born so i actually have a legit reason for having those.  in order to get a scrip for methylphenidate you have to get diagnosed by a doctor or prove that you've had it from a young age.

best of luck to you all, you druggy fucks :nyan:


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Edited by NWlight (12/20/11 04:23 PM)


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InvisibleLocky
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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: NWlight]
    #15529369 - 12/17/11 05:43 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

run me through how you scored the benzo's :evil:

'Sweet talking' got me 100 x 10mg methylphenidates and 300 x 5mg dexamphetamine :fonz:


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: Locky]
    #15529376 - 12/17/11 05:57 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Damn man that's a score and that's a doctor worth holding on too!


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: 2Cents]
    #15529403 - 12/17/11 06:27 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Sweet talking those doctors. Plural.

Doctor shopping.

OP should read TAOS by PhreeX so he can compare notes.


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: Its Pat]
    #15529409 - 12/17/11 06:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

What's yer strats for getting prescribed amps and ritalin?


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: daz01]
    #15529412 - 12/17/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I have a bad case of ADHD :trollmove:


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: Locky]
    #15529425 - 12/17/11 06:42 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Locky said:
I have a bad case of ADHD :trollmove:




Well unfortunately that isn't they way of going about getting prescribed amps.

For the most part you don't straight come out and say "I have ADHD" please give me some dextro-amphetamine.

You have to let the doctors come to their own conclusion.  A really good seeker can guide the doctor into eventually prescribing them what they need.  This isn't easy and every doctor is different.


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: Locky]
    #15529427 - 12/17/11 06:45 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Ya just walk in and do a great act of pretending yo have ADD?:cookiemonster: that easy, doctor dependant tho right? Dont doctors over there have patient history for what u get? Pretty dam sure if I walked into my doctor and said I had add, hed have a look at prescription history and go so.. Yer in pain fer theae opiates, ur anxiety is severe for benzos and now u have add?:ahahaha:


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: daz01]
    #15529486 - 12/17/11 07:26 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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daz01 said:
Ya just walk in and do a great act of pretending yo have ADD?:cookiemonster: that easy, doctor dependant tho right? Dont doctors over there have patient history for what u get? Pretty dam sure if I walked into my doctor and said I had add, hed have a look at prescription history and go so.. Yer in pain fer theae opiates, ur anxiety is severe for benzos and now u have add?:ahahaha:




Totally depends on the doc depending on if they want to check your state's DEA Prescription Record.  Each state is different and may or may not record only certain Categories of Medicine.  Obviously at least CII scripts in most places, all the way down to CV in some places.

If the doctor get's a "Hair up his ass" because the patient is acting suspicous or weird, et al whatever(!), they will check it more times than naught these days because it is Much easier to run the DEA Record and get it quickly; computers/information age shit.  Seemed like it was a real burden for some older doctors to even fuck with checking.


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: daz01]
    #15529497 - 12/17/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

am i the only one who sees scamming doctors as a bad thing?


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Re: Sweet Talking the doctors [Re: Salomon]
    #15529528 - 12/17/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Salomon said:
am i the only one who sees scamming doctors as a bad thing?


:awewtf:




Well depends on how you do it.

Scamming certainly is I would think.  But obviously if we are in the depth of conversation that we are on the subject, I think we might be past the ethical issues!

When I was getting my 120 Percs per month through my PMD I wasn't seeking anything else beyond them!  I played the doctor's drug testing game for three months, peed clean, and would get my script.  After that third month he just stopped testing me because he trusted me.

I was happy with those 120 Percs per month for a little while.  Even though I would only really need to take medicine for my headaches maybe three or four, at the most, times per month.  So I was technically scamming this doctor, but at that same time I had built up trust with him.  This was the best doctor I've ever had too.  For your first visit he would take about an hour with you going over your history and such.  This was the doctor that Diagnosed me with Hashimoto Hypothyroidism and Myofascial Pain Syndrome.  Which really answered a lot of health question I've had since high skewl.

He didn't kick me out of his practice or anything.  I realized I had a problem with opiates and got on Suboxone; different story altogether. My ex continued to see him even though I didn't.  She suffers from Chronic Pain due to a few surgeries about five years ago.  I eventually told him I went on Suboxone.  He then told me that he had this Shot that you needed once per month that would take care of my addiction.  Never talked to him about it.  But later figured out he was talking about Vivitrol.  There is no way I would have went on that since it would have stopped me from taking the odd perc for my headaches I would still incur about once per month.  Again myself not holding onto the meds.

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