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Invisiblepuscle
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Registered: 01/07/01
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Ashcroft
    #1551663 - 05/15/03 05:41 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I hope my conservative-minded peers will forgive me for this...

Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary
school. After the typical civics presentation to the
class, he announces, "All right, boys and girls, you
can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I
have three questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes
than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit
Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the US caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to
the playground. Fifteen minutes later, the kids come
back in class and again. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we
were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me
questions."

A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says,
"I have five questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than
Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit
Americans' civil liberties?
3. Why hasn't the US caught Osama Bin Laden yet?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"


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Invisibleangryshroom
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Re: Ashcroft [Re: puscle]
    #1551701 - 05/15/03 05:54 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

lol!!! funny shit


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InvisibleBuddha5254
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Re: Ashcroft [Re: angryshroom]
    #1552439 - 05/15/03 09:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

hopefully that is not a sign of what might really happen


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OfflineLyte it Up 420
It's 4:19...Gota minute?

Registered: 11/26/02
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Loc: New york
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Re: Ashcroft [Re: Buddha5254]
    #1553668 - 05/16/03 11:28 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

haha that was great


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"Only in the morning."
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Re: Ashcroft [Re: puscle]
    #1554136 - 05/16/03 03:14 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:grin:


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