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Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds/Taxpayer dollars
    #15481680 - 12/07/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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According to a statement from the Justice Department, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office’s general fund.

The DOJ report claims that from 1993-1999 the presidential hopeful spent over $150,000 to lighten the tint of his rectal opening.

Members of Congress are allotted an average of $1.4 million annually to run their offices.

Although it has been well-known that Gingrich was obsessed with the color of his anus, Washington insiders expressed shock to learn that thousands of dollars in over-the-counter anal bleaching products were being charged to his congressional expense account — in addition to the services of a highly regarded Washington plastic surgeon.

Attorney General Eric Holder said the charges against Gingrich are very serious. “It doesn’t matter whether he used that money for a cheeseburger or to whiten his ebony-stained rectal cavity, the fact remains that he embezzled thousands of taxpayer dollars for his personal use, and he will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”


http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/



I'm sure satire isn't subject to lock.
Just had to it was way to funny
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Re: Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds/Taxpayer dollars [Re: Shill]
    #15493222 - 12/09/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Newt has nothing to worry about as it is a well known fact that Holder will never prosecute black assholes.

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Re: Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds/Taxpayer dollars [Re: Shill]
    #15494368 - 12/09/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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yeah... satire is subject to a lock especually when it doesnt comply with the rules

3) Threads consisting of nothing more than a link or a video with no commentary or discussion from the threadstarter will be locked.

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