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 countchocula420
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 Whizzinator 
#15493468 - 12/10/11 01:07 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whats up guys...
So I'm trying to get a better job and I got offered a pretty cool job full time, decent pay, benefits, not a career but fuck. problem is.. i smoke massive amounts of ganja daily.. and this job requires a clean test just once to get the job, and only if they suspect anything after, so my question is, has anyone here had experience with using a whizzinator or something like it? if someone doesn't know what that is, it's basically a fake dick that comes with heating pads, synthetic urine, and other shit i guess u'd need. i heard synthetic piss is testable in a lab, but i can use my gf's pee too. anyways, i'd really appreciate anyone's help.. take it easy guys boring friday night for me.
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Learyfan
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That Wizzinator thing is really just for probation or something where they watch you piss. The won't watch you piss for a job. Buy Quick Fix and put it down your underwear above your dick.
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countchocula420
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i hear none of the additives work.
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forget the fake cock unless the test is observed. (pre-employment won't be unless it's military)
Get a bottle of fake piss, girlfreind would work if she's totally clean.
I've used quick fix several times with no problems. 4.0 or whatever the newest version is.
Just heat the little bottle ahead of time, tape the little heat pack to it, crotch, duct tape to leg, however you want to hide it. (they usually just have you empty pockets, sometimes shake out your pants a little) get it into the cup between 90-100 degrees and you're gonna pass.
I see no need to get the whole fake weiner. a bottle of fake piss is around $20 and works the same for 99% of tests.
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 Re: Whizzinator [Re: Beefy1]
#15493550 - 12/10/11 01:20 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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thank you, i'll buy some heating pads and somehow put them on the thing thats gonna hold the piss, oh yeah.. wtf should i use to hold the piss? when i did sorta the same thing when i was in high school, i used like a medication bottle and my friend's piss spilled all over my ankle
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Beefy1
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Quote:
Learyfan said:
That Wizzinator thing is really just for probation or something where they watch you piss. The won't watch you piss for a job. Buy Quick Fix and put it down your underwear above your dick.
Exactly. Get the bigger 4 oz bottle if you can. the little 2 oz bottle barely fills the cup to the line. you'll be less nervous if you can hand the tester a full cup.
If you want to smugglin in some one elses's piss, look at travel shampoo bottles. you can buy clean little empty squirt bottles in the contact lense area or with the olittle travel accessories.
edit: and yeah, additives don't work. None of the products you can buy for a huge markup have ever been proven to work. same for drinks that supposedly flush you out.
Edited by Beefy1 (12/10/11 01:27 AM)
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Re: Whizzinator [Re: Beefy1]
#15493585 - 12/10/11 01:27 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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what about the head (foam) piss makes when you pee? isn't that a sign it's been tampered with?
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Beefy1
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Quote:
countchocula420 said:
what about the head (foam) piss makes when you pee? isn't that a sign it's been tampered with?
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countchocula420 said:
what about the head (foam) piss makes when you pee? isn't that a sign it's been tampered with?
don't worry about it. bubbliness isn't something they check. there shouldn't be that many bubbles in your piss anyway.
If you're using someone else's piss it should be as fresh as possible. don't try to use some day old apple juice colored piss that already stinks.
Edited by Beefy1 (12/10/11 01:32 AM)
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Re: Whizzinator [Re: Beefy1]
#15493626 - 12/10/11 01:33 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm just gonna get some fresh piss from the gf, and put it in lets say a gatorade bottle in the fridge.. 
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Beefy1
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the downside of real piss is that it goes bad fast.
If you can't have her piss in a smaller bottle right before the test you should probably get some fake stuff.
people I know who have used other's piss alway got the piss on the way to the testing center so it was always less than 30 minutes old when it was handed to the tester.
Just make sure it's fresh looking when it's in the final cup
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Re: Whizzinator [Re: Beefy1]
#15493655 - 12/10/11 01:39 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Beefy1 said:
the downside of real piss is that it goes bad fast.
If you can't have her piss in a smaller bottle right before the test you should probably get some fake stuff.
people I know who have used other's piss alway got the piss on the way to the testing center so it was always less than 30 minutes old when it was handed to the tester.
Just make sure it's fresh looking when it's in the final cup
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Re: Whizzinator [Re: Beefy1]
#15493659 - 12/10/11 01:40 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Be careful with the girlfriend's piss. I remember hearing some stories (probably on here) about some people getting busted cause their gf's piss came up preggo and they could tell during the test.
Idk, sounds moderately bullshit but I guess I could see it.
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Re: Whizzinator [Re: Joolz]
#15493660 - 12/10/11 01:40 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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this isn't that cheech n chong movie dude
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Learyfan
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you're piss testing at a place that sends the piss away to a lab to be tested, I don't think you're supposed to use female piss if you're male. I could be wrong. But if it's just one of those places where they test in house, it could probably be friggin' apple juice.
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Beefy1
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Just a myth.
They don't do a pregnancy test.
The things they use to tell if it's real are color and temperature at the testing site and specific gravity, pH and creatinine at the lab.
They only do a MS/GC if you Fail. (for vast majority of tests)
Female piss for a male is perfectly fine as long as it's clean and fresh.
Edit: some reading on the subject http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/drugtest.asp
Edited by Beefy1 (12/10/11 02:00 AM)
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Re: Whizzinator [Re: Beefy1]
#15493874 - 12/10/11 02:36 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Beefy1 said:
Just a myth.
They don't do a pregnancy test.
The things they use to tell if it's real are color and temperature at the testing site and specific gravity, pH and creatinine at the lab.
They only do a MS/GC if you Fail. (for vast majority of tests)
Female piss for a male is perfectly fine as long as it's clean and fresh.
Edit: some reading on the subject http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/drugtest.asp
so does synthetic urine not good to use?
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If it's a lab test I would not risk it, and most companies outsource their piss tests to specialized testing labs.
A lot of the newer testing machines can detect synthetic urine from what a little birdy told me.
I keep plugging this stuff, because it works. It's expensive but it's guaranteed clean.
Powdered human urine. Comes with a vial, just add hot water and crotch it with a heatpad.
It's the same samples they use to calibrate the damn machines. I used it to pass two different lab tests.
Best option IMO if you don't want to risk it and can't get clean urine elsewhere..
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I doubt it, but is there a shelf life for powdered urine? Your link isn't working for me
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Quote:
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If it's a lab test I would not risk it, and most companies outsource their piss tests to specialized testing labs.
A lot of the newer testing machines can detect synthetic urine from what a little birdy told me.
I keep plugging this stuff, because it works. It's expensive but it's guaranteed clean.
Powdered human urine. Comes with a vial, just add hot water and crotch it with a heatpad.
It's the same samples they use to calibrate the damn machines. I used it to pass two different lab tests.
Best option IMO if you don't want to risk it and can't get clean urine elsewhere..
Fixed link
This stuff would be good to have on your person on the job.
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there is no proof that synthetic urine doesn't work.
headshops in your area have this stuff so avoid the shipping costs.
as far as Whizzinator, i think belt kits are better, and cheaper.
i just used one for a probation test and successfully passed off drug free synthetic urine for a one time probation UA and now i only have to worry about the exit UA much later.
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