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teamkiller
ghetto drama whore


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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: teamkiller]
#15484321 - 12/08/11 04:34 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Irishdrunk
Democracy? We Deliver!!!

Registered: 09/12/03
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: tastycake]
#15484336 - 12/08/11 04:46 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I always end up finding my bag between my legs.........its always a huge sigh of relief.
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Irishdrunk]
#15484341 - 12/08/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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anyone else noticed the spots on your inner thighs which have no hair because your cock'n'balls rub against em?
theyre baby-butt smooth.
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Irishdrunk
Democracy? We Deliver!!!

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Locky
Dont Spill Me!


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SamuelLJackson said: anyone else noticed the spots on your inner thighs which have no hair because your cock'n'balls rub against em?
theyre baby-butt smooth.
Where the heck did that come from haha.
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Irishdrunk
Democracy? We Deliver!!!

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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Locky]
#15484362 - 12/08/11 05:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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He's been watchin my webcam show me thinks........those spots are dried up jizz from last week!!!!! I plead not guilty your honor, they have no proof!!!!!!
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Locky]
#15484365 - 12/08/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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SamuelLJackson said: anyone else noticed the spots on your inner thighs which have no hair because your cock'n'balls rub against em?
theyre baby-butt smooth.
Where the heck did that come from haha.
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bholzer
quasi-scientist



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Drunk into the wee hours? I like your style.
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Mondegreen
Mishearing ever since



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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: bholzer]
#15484470 - 12/08/11 06:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dobbie!! I thought I'd never see you again
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Constantine
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Mondegreen]
#15484538 - 12/08/11 07:05 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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The cops definetly stole it from your house while you were away. I'm guessing they needed to bust someone's ass and you happened to have those cookies..
Definetly gonna be on the news in the next few days
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: tastycake] 1
#15484541 - 12/08/11 07:05 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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my thoughts can be summed up by:
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Niffla


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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Mondegreen] 1
#15484544 - 12/08/11 07:07 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hate to be a buzz kill here...but it was the cops for sure. I've seen this happen before.
My friend loaded his five footer; went to the store to buy some squares and by the time he got back the bowl was half gone and half smoked (weird they didn't smoke it all). They gave it to the district attorney, he built the case, and then they came back 6 months later and put him in jail for 13 years.
Good news is though he got out in 12 years and 11 months for good behavior.
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Onewitthefungi


Registered: 11/27/11
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Niffla]
#15488598 - 12/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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wow niffla way to send him in to the horrible void of noiding been there not fun
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Matt78420
Supernaut


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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Niffla]
#15488628 - 12/08/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Hate to be a buzz kill here...but it was the cops for sure. I've seen this happen before.
My friend loaded his five footer; went to the store to buy some squares and by the time he got back the bowl was half gone and half smoked (weird they didn't smoke it all). They gave it to the district attorney, he built the case, and then they came back 6 months later and put him in jail for 13 years.
Good news is though he got out in 12 years and 11 months for good behavior.
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Matt78420]
#15488640 - 12/08/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP the same thing happened to me and I was arrested and charged with ten years hard core time in a federal "fuck me in the ass" prison.
Trust me, you don't want to go through what I did. Kill yourself while you still can.
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Sheekle
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: You Agree]
#15488671 - 12/08/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP, they're just fucking with you. RELAX DUDE
Guys, it's not cool to fuck with someone who's paranoid like that
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Irishdrunk]
#15488672 - 12/08/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Niffla


Registered: 06/09/08
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Sheekle]
#15488746 - 12/08/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: OP, they're just fucking with you. RELAX DUDE
Guys, it's not cool to fuck with someone who's paranoid like that 
Yeah, my bad. Poor attempt at a joke. But seriously OP, come on brah. The cops didn't come in and grab your weed cookies. That is some extreme paranoia you got going there.
You're fine.
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Niffla


Registered: 06/09/08
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Re: Freaking out, bag missing [Re: Niffla]
#15488754 - 12/08/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Any friends know that you had them there? That seems like the best bet. If the box was closed tightly as you said, it's doubtful Fido got them.
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