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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: chimmychainsaw]
    #15460903 - 12/03/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Just have a few beers, or 12, titty bars only get better with a higher blood alcohol level.
Leave your cell phone in your pocket.
Yeah its fuckin' skeezy but go spend time with your old man. You don't have to return if you don't like it.

Personally I cant stand most of the places I've been to.
Somehow I end up at one once a year or so during my drunken adventures.
Oh and whoever claimed strippers make six figures is a tard.


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Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #15460909 - 12/03/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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I would just like to say after reading the title and having a couple of beers: "Forced to go to strip club" wins the First World Problems award of the night. :lol:



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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: uber_aj]
    #15460919 - 12/03/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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blanket, moralist statements




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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: psilyguy]
    #15460930 - 12/03/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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It seems weird though, to have the people I love spend money on me not having a good time. I mean, I might have a good time, who knows, but I don't think I will and putting on a show for them seems necessary ya know?




Why do you think you won't have a good time though? If you like alcohol you can have a good time drinking. If you like food, a lot of places actually have some pretty bomb food. If you like girls, well you are in the right place. If you don't like girls you could at least admire their talents maybe? Can't be easy to do some of the moves on the pole. Do you like your family? Have a good time just talking and making jokes or whatever.

The only thing that is going to keep you from having a good time, is the idea that you can't have a good time.




Seems like solid advice man, and I appreciate it.

And whoever cited  first world problems made me lol.

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: Ima Trooper] * 1
    #15460931 - 12/03/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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I would just like to say after reading the title and having a couple of beers: "Forced to go to strip club" wins the First World Problems award of the night. :lol:



Hahaha true that, poor poor op has to look at fake tits for free.

I actually respect strippers quite a bit. It takes energy to dance all night and project a fun sexy aura. It takes skill to spin on a greased pole. It takes a strong will and heart to give, or at least pretend to give, your affections to strangers every night. I respect them more than waitresses, even though the job of acting friendly and being attractive is about the same.

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: Lynnch]
    #15460955 - 12/03/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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I actually respect strippers quite a bit. It takes energy to dance all night and project a fun sexy aura. It takes skill to spin on a greased pole. It takes a strong will and heart to give, or at least pretend to give, your affections to strangers every night. I respect them more than waitresses, even though the job of acting friendly and being attractive is about the same.




I agree. I'm really good friends with a couple strippers and one of my best friends is a high class escort. I have nothing but respect for them and they're awesome people. I hate seeing people judge strippers just because of their profession.


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Re: Forced to go to strip club *DELETED* [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #15460981 - 12/03/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: uber_aj]
    #15460992 - 12/03/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Physical sensations differ in the degree to which they effect the mind. Torture and the physical pain of a broken appendage are not comparable to exotic dancing, because the former take a high toll on most minds, while the latter makes lonely men feel wanted and the dancer's profits go without saying.

To me there is no difference between paying for a woman's attention with dates and compliments versus paying her cash while she's half naked. The latter is more honest if anything.

We're not gonna get anywhere. You're the type who will take the warm fuzzy feeling in exchange for delusion, who thinks women should be treated like princesses. I'm the type who wants reality even if it means misery, and who realizes that some most women like to be objectified, and that they shouldn't be looked down on for that. Unless they're on their knees, then you have to look down at them.



I do not think they should be treated like princesses, who said a basic level of decency and respect towards fellow human beings was equated with worship and tribute? Have fun treating everyone in your world as an object, I'm sure you won't mind they do the same to you

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Re: Forced to go to strip club *DELETED* [Re: muistrue]
    #15461012 - 12/03/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: uber_aj]
    #15461033 - 12/03/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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I actually respect strippers quite a bit. It takes energy to dance all night and project a fun sexy aura. It takes skill to spin on a greased pole. It takes a strong will and heart to give, or at least pretend to give, your affections to strangers every night. I respect them more than waitresses, even though the job of acting friendly and being attractive is about the same.




I agree. I'm really good friends with a couple strippers and one of my best friends is a high class escort. I have nothing but respect for them and they're awesome people. I hate seeing people judge strippers just because of their profession.




Exactly! More power to them, I say. I find their lack of social suggestibility to be superior as well.



Profession? As in the occupational fixed version for the adjective professional? Because swirling around a pole having people pay for your lack of self respect is dignity? It's creating real "value" :rofl:

Sorry if I don't see a stripper quite as equally as say a doctor, or a welder, or a philosopher.

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: uber_aj]
    #15461065 - 12/03/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Sacredness of the human body, LOL. I bet deepthroat blowjob porn deeply offends you, huh? Do you feel for those poor girls?

:curbyourenthusiasm:



so when you break your arm, you don't care at all right? nothing is sacred, right?




Breaking an arm and titty dancing are hardly comparable, that's a poor analogy.




you'd have to break his arm to get him into one

analogy back in play

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Still, I've had broken bones, knife scars, black eyes and chipped teeth, etc. The human body is utilitarian, not sacred. Those injuries have not slowed me down at all, save the time it took to heal.






that's what you get for objectifying wimmins at the strip clubs

objectify with your eyes, not your hands

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #15461070 - 12/03/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Profession? As in the occupational fixed version for the adjective professional? Because swirling around a pole having people pay for your lack of self respect is dignity? It's creating real "value" :rofl:

Sorry if I don't see a stripper quite as equally as say a doctor, or a welder, or a philosopher.




Well that's because you're clearly a judgmental person. Some strippers and escorts make just as much or more money than a doctor, welder or philosopher so why would you judge them when they are filling a need in society just as those other professionals are and society pays them accordingly?


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Re: Forced to go to strip club *DELETED* [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #15461079 - 12/03/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: uber_aj]
    #15461112 - 12/03/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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I do not think they should be treated like princesses, who said a basic level of decency and respect towards fellow human beings was equated with worship and tribute? Have fun treating everyone in your world as an object, I'm sure you won't mind they do the same to you




How is classifying the human body as sacred not worship? This is the problem with metaphysical moralists, if one could reason with y'all, you wouldn't exist.

I only treat people the way their responses dictate that they want me to. That means not judging them, especially without a basic understanding of who they are, like you're doing. It also sometimes means objectifying and degrading them, but only if they want that. I'd be thrilled if more people would treat me the same.



it's not worship, it's respect. we are all one living consciousness, if you treat people like shit because you intuit they want to be treated like shit or have no self respect, how are you helping? you bring out your negative to suit their negative? sounds awful

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #15461125 - 12/03/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Your lucky, I have only been forced to leave a strip club.

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: muistrue]
    #15461127 - 12/03/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Profession? As in the occupational fixed version for the adjective professional? Because swirling around a pole having people pay for your lack of self respect is dignity? It's creating real "value" :rofl:

Sorry if I don't see a stripper quite as equally as say a doctor, or a welder, or a philosopher.




Well that's because you're clearly a judgmental person. Some strippers and escorts make just as much or more money than a doctor, welder or philosopher so why would you judge them when they are filling a need in society just as those other professionals are and society pays them accordingly?



and having lots of money is the highest form of dignity? a corrupt wealthy businessman with tons of cash is a better person than a humble farmer for having attained more "currency"? what need are they filling, they need for people with low self esteem to attain cheap thrills through their flesh? sounds VITAL to life.

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15461136 - 12/03/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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i've never been to a strip club and never will. i just don't get how it's enjoyable getting a lap dance without the orgasm. blue balls suck!





never had blue balls so I wouldnt know

I have been to a few titty bars though



you've seriously never had cramped balls from getting stimulated without orgasm? i thought all men experienced this. it must be genetic or subjective then, if not everybody experiences this. i know that women generally don't believe in it though. i have a massive sex drive, so it could be because of that i guess.

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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #15461164 - 12/03/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

just because a girl strips doesn't mean she lacks self respect.

some bitches like that shit.


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Re: Forced to go to strip club [Re: uber_aj]
    #15461171 - 12/03/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

he is in the midst of white-out existence.

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