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Masticore
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Remix]
#15452429 - 12/01/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Remix said:
So true.
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poiuytrewa
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Edited by poiuytrewa (12/02/11 12:04 AM)
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Gumby
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Beefcakemighty said:
I have deduced that this picture was taken in Egypt. Those lizards are Uromastyx. Only Egyptian Uromastyx will get that large, and Egyptian Uromastyx have been largely unavailable to the pet trade for the past 7-10 years. Therefore, this picture was taken in Egypt. Plus that dude looks like he lives in Egypt.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: poiuytrewa] 1
#15452786 - 12/02/11 01:19 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- Anything I post is a lie, including that...and that.
Edited by poiuytrewa (12/02/11 01:30 AM)
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: poiuytrewa]
#15452924 - 12/02/11 02:43 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: blewmeanie]
#15453294 - 12/02/11 06:33 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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How to Make the most amazing TURKEY ROAST.
Step 1: Go buy a turkey - of course! Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey. Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. ... Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. Step 7: Turk the bastey. Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get. Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer. Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick. Step 14: Turk the carvey. Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch. Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey. Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out. Step 18: Wake up the next morning and thank me for this amazing recipe.
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Gumby
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: spazmodog] 9
#15454135 - 12/02/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would have thought that was hilarious... when I was in middle school.
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poiuytrewa
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Gumby]
#15454241 - 12/02/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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although this vid is 3min too long, its still pretty funny.
hilarious cooking recipe bit:
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Edited by poiuytrewa (12/02/11 11:47 AM)
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Bambi
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Newbie]
#15454397 - 12/02/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Newbie said: I just made this one.
What is the name of that meme? i want to create one similar. Btw, so damn true. I hate those bastards.
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Simplepowa
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: poiuytrewa]
#15454398 - 12/02/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thanks for whoever in the Naked woman thread for that,
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Gumby]
#15454410 - 12/02/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I would have thought that was hilarious... when I was in middle school.
hahahahaahaaaa
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Newbie
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Bambi]
#15454442 - 12/02/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think it has a name. Just go to memegenerator.net.
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poiuytrewa
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Simplepowa]
#15454484 - 12/02/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Simplepowa said: Thanks for whoever in the Naked woman thread for that,
hahahaha shit is hilarious
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: poiuytrewa] 2
#15454501 - 12/02/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Made my first funny, yay
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Bambi] 6
#15454508 - 12/02/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't quit your day job lol
jk
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: realfuzzhead] 3
#15455706 - 12/02/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Micawber] 1
#15455757 - 12/02/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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Micawber said:
Wow. What was he even trying to do?
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: lilbluechev]
#15455839 - 12/02/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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I bet it looks like a cheese grater went off on his face.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Apostle] 5
#15456296 - 12/02/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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ArtieFartie
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: chameleon303] 1
#15457117 - 12/02/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago) |
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