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OfflineShpongle1
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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15347285 - 11/09/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Haha dude, why don't you just give yourself a fair fight and fuck this broads brains out this weekend and then trip together the next day or just save it man.  You never know for sure what might happen with your D when you start throwing drugs in the mix.  She's only going to buy the "I swear, it's just the <insert chemical here>..." line so long.  You can trip out anytime.  At least give her one good pounding to show her what's up before you worry about getting drugged up with her.


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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Shpongle1]
    #15349873 - 11/10/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Shpongle1 said:
Haha dude, why don't you just give yourself a fair fight and fuck this broads brains out this weekend and then trip together the next day or just save it man.  You never know for sure what might happen with your D when you start throwing drugs in the mix.  She's only going to buy the "I swear, it's just the <insert chemical here>..." line so long.  You can trip out anytime.  At least give her one good pounding to show her what's up before you worry about getting drugged up with her.






This.


If she's never talked about psychedelics you can assume she's never done any.
There's no way you're gonna hide it from her, and your dick most likely won't work right and you'll be tripping, most likely too hard to be an interesting/interested lover.


You seem to be having a lot of these "Its my first time"s lately. Pussy is more important than tripping. You can buy drugs and put them off to the side for later. You can't keep untapped pussy waiting for ever.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: LSDXM]
    #15352857 - 11/10/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I get dope dick pretty bad. :feelsbadman:

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15353055 - 11/10/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

you can do drugs any weekend...lay some pipe first eh tiger?


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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Deekay] * 1
    #15353081 - 11/10/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

if you cant get hard on your own, make her give you some head until you get hard. works for me everytime

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Umeltin]
    #15442401 - 11/29/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I know it's bringing back up an old thread and nobody probably really cares, but I found out the real source of the problem in case it applies to anybody else.

It wasn't the alcohol or any drugs, it was my habbits. I watched porn and masturbated to it daily, sometimes more than once a day (up to 4 times in a day), and it desensitized me. I did some searching and found that this is a problem for some other people too, so I'm giving up porn, and minimizing my masturbation to once every 2 weeks for now until it gets back to a normal level, then keep it to 1-3 times a week, but still without porn, that should bring the horniness in real situations back up. Unfortunately I'm going with this really hot girl as her date to her sororities formal this week, and I don't think I'll be ready to perform by then, so I may have to miss an incredibly good opportunity.

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15442905 - 11/30/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I know it's bringing back up an old thread and nobody probably really cares, but I found out the real source of the problem in case it applies to anybody else.

It wasn't the alcohol or any drugs, it was my habbits. I watched porn and masturbated to it daily, sometimes more than once a day (up to 4 times in a day), and it desensitized me. I did some searching and found that this is a problem for some other people too, so I'm giving up porn, and minimizing my masturbation to once every 2 weeks for now until it gets back to a normal level, then keep it to 1-3 times a week, but still without porn, that should bring the horniness in real situations back up. Unfortunately I'm going with this really hot girl as her date to her sororities formal this week, and I don't think I'll be ready to perform by then, so I may have to miss an incredibly good opportunity.




masturbate much?lol. damn son give it a rest. i think youre a severe chronic masturbator. How do u beat your meat that many times in one day? u must be really bored huh. but i guess watchin porn and wackin ur willy is the best way to spend the day so i cant hate.lol. but yeah if you wack it too much you will definitely have problems keepin a woody . I can do it once in the morning, then at night havin sex not be able to nut as fast or stay as hard as i like. damn porn is a curse i say

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #15443024 - 11/30/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'll say, I wish I never discovered porn. I wouldn't say I'm addicted, like when I go on vacation or where I'm somewhere where I can't for a while it's no problem, but when I can, why the hell not you know? But now I'm changing my ways, hopefully I can banish porn all together

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #15443144 - 11/30/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Woah, stop right there. You are setting yourself up for defeat if you think you're not going to be able to perform with this hot sorority chick. Just chill on the jerk off sessions. Trim your pubes, read up on some sex advice, and try to be confident!

If you are having trouble getting it up just ask her if she will go down on you. That always does the trick! Or go down on her!! Stop thinking about how you aren't getting it up and instead think about how good everything feels. Oh but be careful around sorority chicks; you don't wanna catch something your first time.

Go get em Tiger!

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and tell us what happens dammit


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Edited by Black_Sunset (11/30/11 01:33 AM)

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #15443198 - 11/30/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
Woah, stop right there. You are setting yourself up for defeat if you think you're not going to be able to perform with this hot sorority chick. Just chill on the jerk off sessions. Trim your pubes, read up on some sex advice, and try to be confident!

If you are having trouble getting it up just ask her if she will go down on you. That always does the trick! Or go down on her!! Stop thinking about how you aren't getting it up and instead think about how good everything feels. Oh but be careful around sorority chicks; you don't wanna catch something your first time.

Go get em Tiger!

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and GET US SOME PICS dammit



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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Umeltin]
    #15444569 - 11/30/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Exactly, @ everything black sunset said.



I've had the exact same problem OP, very recently in fact.

For me, the problem wasn't necessarily the porn itself or that I was masturbating. The problem was, since I'd been masturbating for SO LONG (masturbating as in NOT HAVING SEX), that's what my dick was used to. The idea of having it inside a warm, wet pussy wasn't hard-wired into my brain. It wasn't a go-to desire for my dick because it wasn't accustomed to having it all the time the way it was accustomed to getting cranked off by my hand.


You know what helps bro?

One thing.




Just one thing...






Pumpin up inside that pussy!



Take black sunset's (and your own) advice and cut out some of that porn for a bit until you get some. When you finally get some, think about THAT next time you jerk off instead of watching porn.

You gotta retrain your dick, soldier!


p.s. I stand by "get us some pics!" over "tell us what happens"


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Edited by LSDXM (11/30/11 12:11 PM)

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15445072 - 11/30/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't the masturbation at all.  I've had problems getting it up before.  First, the first time I had sex.  Second, when me and my wife had group sex with ppl for the first times.  It wasn't till the group sex times that I really looked into it cuz it was pissing me off.  There's a condition known as sexual performance anxiety that some guys suffer from.  It's where u are so worried about 'failing' (i.e. not being able to get an erection) that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and you don't get a hard on just because that's what you're thinking about.  And that's exactly what I went through.  Other than when we're having sex with new ppl that I'm not totally comfortable with, I have no problem getting it up.  I quite often will jerk off watching porn in the afternoon, then bang my wife with a raging hard on only 5-6 hours later.  I've went waxing it every day for a week and still had regular sex with my wife at night.  So I wouldn't be so quick to point to the daily masturbation as the problem.


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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: pothead_bob]
    #15445100 - 11/30/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

DEFINITELY been there.

I think though that the two situations are independent of each other. I've had problems with both, and it seems like OP has too.

I used to think my penis was really small. I think it probably started because when I looked on the internet and found out that the average size was 6-ish inches, I was 14 and I definitely wasn't 6-ish inches yet. As a result of having that complex for years a few years, the first time I would've had sex I couldn't get it up. Since then there's been a couple times where I've just been really insecure or anxious or whatever and just couldn't deliver. It happens.

On the other hand, not being driven toward having sex, at least for me, was definitely sprung from years of having my need for orgasm satisfied by my hand rather than sex.


The good news is that you can conquer both at the same time, and have the most fun in your life going balls deep.


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Edited by LSDXM (11/30/11 01:49 PM)

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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: LSDXM]
    #15445157 - 11/30/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I guess I've never solely relied on my hand for nearly 10 years now.  I like to masturbate, and I also like sex.  Two different experiences, imo, and I wouldn't like to trade one for the other. 

The anxiety, though, that really blows.  Cuz you know you want it so bad.  Any other time, I'm so turned on by the idea of another couple having sex right next to me and my wife.  However, put me in that position for the first time and my heart starts racing and I get nervous.  I know I've failed to get it up in the past, so that's the main thing on my mind.  It seems like it happens the first time we're with a new couple every time.  Even taking a viagra doesn't always deliver completely.  The main thing seems to be getting more comfortable with the ppl to settle my nerves.  And to stop thinking about the state of my erection, which is easier said than done.


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upon mathematics or upon some other knowledge
which is itself based upon the mathematical
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Re: Damn Whiskey Dick [Re: pothead_bob]
    #15446314 - 11/30/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I get the worst whiskey dick with Adderall. It sucks. I wish I got that hard, amphetamine dick I hear about. :*(


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