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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: smokesnugz]
    #15442306 - 11/29/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Pulled my dick out and rubbed one out within the  minute 1/2 it took my friend to take a bathroom break while I was sitting at the computer.

At least I'm honest right? :cookiemonster:





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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: smokin427]
    #15442495 - 11/29/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Just thought of another.

Second or third time I ever got drunk I passed out on my brother's girlfreind's brand new futon.

It was a small party, maybe 5-7 other people, all seniors in high school when I was a freshman. 

Woke up a few hours later, had to pee,  so I stood up, turned around,  unzipped,  pissed all over the futon, laid back down and slept like like a baby for another few hours.

I never got asked to party with my brother's freinds again.  Had to buy the chick a new mattress.


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: RenzoSupreme]
    #15442527 - 11/29/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Once me and my buddy's girl were nodding out getting a loan to make bail for said buddy. I went to grab a pen out of her hand and I had actually leaned forward and started to fade and my hand made it in her shirt, when I faded in I drew my hand away, and fwipped out one of her trademark popcorn kernel titties right in front of the man who was putting money against his own name on her husband's behalf. She was so gone she didn't realize for a bit, and when she did she didn't know what to do about it.:rofldrunk:


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: BargainBab]
    #15442565 - 11/29/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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popcorn kernel titties




:freshwtf:


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Pigasus]
    #15442619 - 11/29/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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popcorn kernel titties




:freshwtf:




Sort of like these


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Beefy1]
    #15442741 - 11/29/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, Shroomery NEVER disappoints.


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: smokesnugz]
    #15442748 - 11/29/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Cut my friend sending him to the ER.
#SWAG


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Soluminia]
    #15442789 - 11/29/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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I was od'ing on oxys and completely out of while one of my friends for unknown reasons even today was on chat roulette showing his dick to people and I just stood next to him waving to people having no idea what's going on



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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: smokin427]
    #15442828 - 11/29/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I got high with a bunch of Asians in college. There was maybe 4 people and we smoked two big ass blunts. Everyone got retarded stoned. I made the blunder of saying "shit man, I'm so high right now. I bet my eyes are mad chinked."

Luckily everyone died laughing and they said "yeah dude you look like you're one of us now, you're officially Asian when you get high."


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Gumby]
    #15443234 - 11/30/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I cant remember anything Ive done while high, let alone inappropriate, probably because I was high


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Gumby]
    #15443253 - 11/30/11 02:18 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

That's hilarious.


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: zZZz]
    #15443268 - 11/30/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I thought my friends had all got me a stripper for my birthday
when really my good friends brothers girlfriend just came over.
I poured water on her head after about 2 minutes of conversation.
because she was boring me.

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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Todcasil]
    #15443581 - 11/30/11 06:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

well, one time i got drunk and threw a fly spray can across the room, it hit one of my friends in the head and he had a head ache for the rest of the night. i laughed my fucking ass off while his head was pissing out blood :nonono:


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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: zZZz]
    #15443594 - 11/30/11 06:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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I cant think of any, maybe i have none. Although once i was in my friends room and he had a small heater, which i didn't know was a heater, on the floor. Well he put some socks on top of it to heat them up and left the room for a while. A few minutes later steam started coming out of the heater. I was so high i thought he had some fancy steam heater to heat socks up. I was fascinated with this little device just sitting their staring at the steam with a stoned expression. A while later my friend comes back and as he opens the door he immediately panics and runs to unplug the heater. It turns out it wasn't a fancy steam heater. The steam was actually smoke from the burning socks he had left on top of the heater. His whole house smelled like a fire. He ask me why i didn't do anything, i told him i thought it was steam. hightimes, high times.






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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: Gumby]
    #15444408 - 11/30/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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I got high with a bunch of Asians in college. There was maybe 4 people and we smoked two big ass blunts. Everyone got retarded stoned. I made the blunder of saying "shit man, I'm so high right now. I bet my eyes are mad chinked."

Luckily everyone died laughing and they said "yeah dude you look like you're one of us now, you're officially Asian when you get high."






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Re: Q: What's the most inappropriate thing you have done while high? [Re: smokesnugz]
    #15444427 - 11/30/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Wow, Shroomery NEVER disappoints.




ever. :rofldrunk:


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