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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: mushieangel] * 1
    #1512131 - 05/01/03 07:22 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

Dude what the fuck have you done! Frogs NEVER forget. They will remember and come back for you.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1512168 - 05/01/03 07:32 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

Ok,now things are getting really wierd around here. There have been a lot of family pets missing lately in the neighborhood and sometimes late at night I hear an erie croaking sound coming from the direction of the swamp.Am I loosing my mind!?

What do you want first, the good news or the bad?


since you're not around to respond(you've probably been frognapped and they are performing intensly painful genetic mutations on your genitilia)....i will tell you what's going on: W3rd dewd: You are NOT losing your mind but........Yes, you ARE cursed! Please see the 1972 movie FROGS with Ray Milland to see how clever these twisted and perverse creatures are and the lengths they will go to in their quest for divine retribution in retaliation for whatever sliights have been committed against them....if LoOnEr was around, he'd back me up.....i know :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1512277 - 05/01/03 08:03 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

i saw some movie with bill cosby and there were killer frogs in it too....  they all got under a car and leaped so the car jumped and they leaped it right off a pier...  it was pretty funny. :smile:

a lawyer for child support, i almost wet myself laughing.  :grin:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Spunkee]
    #1512354 - 05/01/03 08:23 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!





could call it the froggery


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Re: lamos [Re: Zepplin]
    #1542929 - 05/12/03 10:04 PM (18 years, 8 days ago)

so whats up


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you guess are weird [Re: badjer]
    #1542941 - 05/12/03 10:08 PM (18 years, 8 days ago)

you guess are weird


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: badjer]
    #1544313 - 05/13/03 06:26 AM (18 years, 8 days ago)

[re:zepplin]
when they come for revenge...its cuz all those birthdays &
x-mas's you dicked out on....


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: 40oz] * 1
    #1544353 - 05/13/03 07:28 AM (18 years, 8 days ago)

After many sleepless nights, I finally had to tell the doctor about my delema..After a lot of head scratching and strange glares, he decided to put me on Xanax.Things do'nt seem to matter quite as much any more and I don't have strange dreams as much any more either. Now I'm trying to talk my parents into moving.Preferably some place away from the swamps.


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Zepplin]
    #1544561 - 05/13/03 10:46 AM (18 years, 8 days ago)

It must have been those damn gnomes again.

I?ve heard they go wild when clawed frogs are around..


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Fliquid]
    #1544577 - 05/13/03 10:58 AM (18 years, 8 days ago)

LMAO!!! Man, if you can score benzos with THAT story then there's hope for all of us :grin: 


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1547335 - 05/14/03 04:50 AM (18 years, 7 days ago)

okay vini vidi vici...

i saw, i conquered, i came...

i have noticed that this thread has had an amazing amount of anonymous views over the past several nights, and i was curious as to what it was about, and as to just how the hell word was getting around about it. my only hope is that i don't have to go on good morning america and explain to katie couric about poison dart frog semen...


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1547356 - 05/14/03 05:12 AM (18 years, 7 days ago)

Addressed to the Anonymous Lurkers: What are you all looking at? Where are you all coming from? :shocked:


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1547391 - 05/14/03 05:54 AM (18 years, 7 days ago)

Yeah bloody lurkers :wink:


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: trev]
    #1547436 - 05/14/03 06:55 AM (18 years, 7 days ago)

badjer is i suspect one of the lurkers lol.
So badjer?pray tell were you heard of this thread lol?


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
    #1547624 - 05/14/03 10:15 AM (18 years, 7 days ago)

I signed in just to say thet i found it on fazed.net (and also, posted it on my site, but that wouldn't interst you). this is without a doubt the funniest thread i ever read. zepplin, yuo're the man o'the hour!


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1548342 - 05/14/03 04:04 PM (18 years, 6 days ago)

Cool! Thanks for the info! :cool:

See everyone, Anonymous Lurkers are people too. It is only our own ignorance, than makes them scary! :grin:


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
    #1548585 - 05/14/03 05:32 PM (18 years, 6 days ago)

lol so true :-)


/me now goes back to retrying this experiment with a petri of frog spawn :-) and a hand


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
    #1549491 - 05/14/03 11:57 PM (18 years, 6 days ago)

umm.. that means i dont get to stick around?


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1550125 - 05/15/03 03:58 AM (18 years, 6 days ago)

Oh my god I never stopped laughing.. Dude... Can I borrow your story? I was beginning to think you really thought u fertilized the eggs untill your ;ast posts, I'm gonna go jizz on some snake eggs and see if I can score some XANAX!


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Re: you guess are weird [Re: AnonymousLurker]
    #1550219 - 05/15/03 05:53 AM (18 years, 6 days ago)

Stick around as long as you like :-)
Welcome to the shroomery :-)


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