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Offlinemellowparty
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Should I bitch slap my girl?
    #15238016 - 10/17/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

According to her I'm being inconsiderate. Not that this is not true but she is the same just much more hypocritical than me. Whenever she wants me to do or stop doing something she would start counting and when she gets to 3 this means no sex for a week. The concept of controlling me through sex is ridiculous.

I'm sick of all the "me me me" bullshit she is trying to pull. Complaining about not keeping up with the house work, not buying her stupid shit and not taking her out in the evenings :blah: I see her more or less as an equivalent individual so I don't buy that "buy me stuff and take me out to the dinner" nonsense. I see our bond as a reciprocal relationship but I don't see myself asking her to do special stuff for me. And even if I do I don't get so fuck that!

So how should I proceed?


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OfflineNetDiver
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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 17
    #15238026 - 10/17/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
According to her I'm being inconsiderate. Not that this is not true but she is the same just much more hypocritical than me. Whenever she wants me to do or stop doing something she would start counting and when she gets to 3 this means no sex for a week. The concept of controlling me through sex is ridiculous.



Counting to three? Really?

Dump her, man. What a controlling cunt.


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 4
    #15238027 - 10/17/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:awewtf:

Let me get this straight.  Your girl will actually stand there and count to 3, then cut you off from sex?  Is she 12 years old?  That is some of the most immature behaviour I have ever heard of.  I'm not one on here to usually jump and say "dump the bitch", but it might be appropriate in this situation.

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 2
    #15238033 - 10/17/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Show her this thread. Let her know how you feel.




















if that fails, slap the bitch


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: Earth Child]
    #15238037 - 10/17/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I want to think of my own variant of the count-to-3 thing to counterbalance her stupid shit.


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 4
    #15238046 - 10/17/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Punching and raping works wonders to shift the power balance

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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: nice1]
    #15238059 - 10/17/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

LOL, nice1


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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: nice1]
    #15238065 - 10/17/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 10
    #15238079 - 10/17/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:

So how should I proceed?



Man up and tell her to stop her immature counting crap, your not a two year old.

And do your house work you lazy bastard.

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 6
    #15238088 - 10/17/11 11:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:Whenever she wants me to do or stop doing something she would start counting and when she gets to 3 this means no sex for a week. The concept of controlling me through sex is ridiculous.





That is absolutely absurd. :thumbdown:

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 2
    #15238120 - 10/17/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
I want to think of my own variant of the count-to-3 thing to counterbalance her stupid shit.



And get caught in the equivalent of a nuclear arm's race? Can't you just tell her what you said in your opening post? That stuff made perfect sense. If she can't get her head around those arguments, how do you know she's the right person for you?

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty]
    #15238200 - 10/17/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
Whenever she wants me to do or stop doing something she would start counting and when she gets to 3 this means no sex for a week. The concept of controlling me through sex is ridiculous.






what the fuck bro

Don't let your bitch use sex as a weapon.  Tell her that shits ending now or it's over.

I'm not even sexist, this shit is just silly.  counting to three :picard:

think "Alpha Male"


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: NWlight]
    #15238228 - 10/17/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Dump the motherfucker already.

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: BigBolete]
    #15238253 - 10/17/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I think a girl's opinion would be useful here


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: koraks]
    #15238268 - 10/17/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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koraks said:
Quote:

mellowparty said:
I want to think of my own variant of the count-to-3 thing to counterbalance her stupid shit.



And get caught in the equivalent of a nuclear arm's race? Can't you just tell her what you said in your opening post? That stuff made perfect sense. If she can't get her head around those arguments, how do you know she's the right person for you?



:lol: I don't come here to bitch about my repressed problems. I've brought this up so many times thats its routine procedure at this point. Many times I would just use decoy replies that she buys. Like her: :mallow::blah::blah::blah:  me: sure, I'll do it or w/e :lol:. Too bad that doesn't work when it comes to actually doing stuff and not just using empty replies. And living with her is pretty convenient so I'm stuck at this stage.

Apart from the fact that its a bit irritating I don't mind getting into the daily drama of our relationshion. Its a test for my male superiority and ingenuity when it comes to making better quarrel-avoiding/pussy-gaining strategies. My decoy reply strategy is 85% sound. I need to upgrade it to 100% so that I don't have to choose between having sex and washing the dishes immediately after finishing my dinner :facepalm: Seriously thats the dumbest shit ever, where does it say that I have to put up with her irrational cleanliness-related OCD.


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: NWlight]
    #15238272 - 10/17/11 12:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I read your title, and thought, "is he serious?" Then I read your thread and thought "yes, bitch slap her."

Seriously, I would end that relationship in a heartbeat.

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: cbhead23]
    #15238407 - 10/17/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like a childish cunt to me. I dont play fucking games, speically those type.

Either man up and say "Look babe, either you need to respect me, or get the fuck out."

or

you can be a asshole and say "Bitch FUCK YOU, If your not goona give me sex im going to fuck somebody else"


My 2 cents


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: mellowparty] * 15
    #15238421 - 10/17/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Anytime she withholds sex from you just pull out your dick and follow her around the house beating off. Try to cum on her clothes if possible.

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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: CarnivalBarker] * 4
    #15238443 - 10/17/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If the questi0n was even implemented and y0u had t0 even ask then hell yes y0u sh0uld smack that bitch. Bust 0ut that baby p0wder and pimp 0n pimpin.




Put that h0e in check.


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Re: Should I bitch slap my girl? [Re: Mr. Anderson]
    #15238451 - 10/17/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

dont hit her but that counting bullshit has got to stop

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