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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Joolz] * 1
    #14623344 - 06/16/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Man I really needed a friend like that growing up.

God damnit.


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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Humility]
    #14623381 - 06/16/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I know its a cheesy song, but Kid Rock's song about him and some girl during the summer. Jesus that brings up some crazy feelings.


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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14624254 - 06/16/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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mongo lloyd said:
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John said:
One of the more fucked up things, I was giving my sisters friends daughter a ride on this riding lawnmower for fun. I kinda shifted my position and when I did it forced the thing to put the blades up/down between her legs and I grabbed for it (nothing sexual, honest) and she yells "NO! THAT'S DADDY AND SANTA'S SPOT"








AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I'm not laughing at the subject matter itself, just the perfect response.

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Jufin]
    #14625613 - 06/16/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Jufin said:
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mongo lloyd said:
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John said:
One of the more fucked up things, I was giving my sisters friends daughter a ride on this riding lawnmower for fun. I kinda shifted my position and when I did it forced the thing to put the blades up/down between her legs and I grabbed for it (nothing sexual, honest) and she yells "NO! THAT'S DADDY AND SANTA'S SPOT"








AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I'm not laughing at the subject matter itself, just the perfect response.



Yeah me too, I feel terrible laughing at that but damn that is the perfet gif for the reaction.


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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: JilPil]
    #14626836 - 06/17/11 06:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ahmcarri said:
share it with her its pretty meaningful to have conversations like that with family member makes you closer

as for what you guys, did its perfectly natural.

have a wonderful day.



hahaha

'Hey sis remember that time we fucked, oh yeh I remember that rofl'

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Jufin]
    #15226509 - 10/14/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Jufin said:
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ahmcarri said:
share it with her its pretty meaningful to have conversations like that with family member makes you closer

as for what you guys, did its perfectly natural.

have a wonderful day.



hahaha

'Hey sis remember that time we fucked, oh yeh I remember that rofl'



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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Joolz]
    #15226782 - 10/14/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Joolz said:
Pretty sure there was some crazy statistic like 80% of people try something homosexual before they make it out of their teenage years. Some before they even reach teenage years. Since America has made sex so taboo and secret and wash your hands you filthy fucking whore, people do crazy shit like touch each other and stuff when they're little.

If society was more open, things wouldn't be so interesting. Drugs are interesting because they're illegal. Sex is interesting because your parents tell you not to do it till you get married, etc.




My prescription drug habits and past alcoholism disagree with you, but as a whole I agree with your point. The taboo is what made me a drug-geek back in my high-school/college years. Sex-wise...I've never been all that sexual, but tried things simply because they were taboo, with mixed results.




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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: numonkei]
    #15227095 - 10/14/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

was she shaved.

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15227385 - 10/14/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

She was 10, so bald would be the correct adjective.

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15228144 - 10/15/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

was it full on penis is vagina sex? or oral or whaaaat?


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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Locky]
    #15228185 - 10/15/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

No oral, I believe it was mostly doing the motions than actual intercourse. Same thing with the other 2 chicks, cept I sucked on one of their titties. I used to love when my dare was to play with one of her friends....even at her age (12?) she had some relativly big titties

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15228353 - 10/15/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Is there a serious issue going on in this thread, or is it for the lulz? If the latter, then be warned: it'll end up in OTD soon enough. I'm watching this one and as of yet am not too happy with it. Let's see where this goes...

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: koraks]
    #15228364 - 10/15/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Double post

Edited by Anonymous (10/15/11 05:31 PM)

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: koraks]
    #15228366 - 10/15/11 05:32 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

koraks, 100% 

you can see who I am, have you ever known me to be a troll ?


and p.s. it was a dead thred until dude quoted himself

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Jufin]
    #15228389 - 10/15/11 05:57 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Jufin said:
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Jufin said:
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ahmcarri said:
share it with her its pretty meaningful to have conversations like that with family member makes you closer

as for what you guys, did its perfectly natural.

have a wonderful day.



hahaha

'Hey sis remember that time we fucked, oh yeh I remember that rofl'






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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: koraks]
    #15230233 - 10/15/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

just wait for mushroom john to show up


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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Cherk]
    #15230421 - 10/15/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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cherokee said:
just wait for mushroom john to show up



:lolsy:

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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Cherk]
    #15231154 - 10/15/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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cherokee said:
just wait for mushroom john to show up






MJ? mjshroomer?



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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: Locky]
    #15231981 - 10/16/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

http://askdrrobert.dr-robert.com/childhood%20sexuality.html



you were going through the period of psychosexual development bra


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Re: I had sex with my sister when I was 5 or so... [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #15231997 - 10/16/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

John said:
One of the more fucked up things, I was giving my sisters friends daughter a ride on this riding lawnmower for fun. I kinda shifted my position and when I did it forced the thing to put the blades up/down between her legs and I grabbed for it (nothing sexual, honest) and she yells "NO! THAT'S DADDY AND SANTA'S SPOT"








lol what he said


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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