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Oh my fucking god barbeque
    #15212174 - 10/12/11 03:53 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco

:facepalm:

Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.

Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude.  Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.

Ah young love. Its a messy beast.


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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15212180 - 10/12/11 03:56 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

This happened to me on a cruise ship once.


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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15212188 - 10/12/11 03:58 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

...Welcome to AIDS-ville, hope you've been careful.

...Seriously, I've been in two situations VERY similar, (work relations are often dangerous), and almost got AIDS in both circumstances. That wasn't to be an ass, it's a legitimate warning.

..Also, ALL 'God Barbeque' has AIDS...you didn't get the memo or hand-carved-stone-pamphlet-delivered-by-a-big-bird-(but-not-big-bird-that-would-be-copy-right-in-fridge-meant)

:smile:



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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15212203 - 10/12/11 04:03 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco

:facepalm:

Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.

Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude.  Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.

Ah young love. Its a messy beast.



:yuno:


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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: the human abstract]
    #15212275 - 10/12/11 04:28 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

It's a bar. They'll be gone in a few weeks. I'm not too worried...


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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15212535 - 10/12/11 06:57 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco

:facepalm:

Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.

Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude.  Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.

Ah young love. Its a messy beast.




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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15212586 - 10/12/11 07:45 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

fitting lebowski quote

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I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.





:highfive:

further fitting tenacious d quote


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you never know when your going to have to fuck your way out of a tight situation




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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15215190 - 10/12/11 07:22 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
It's a bar. They'll be gone in a few weeks. I'm not too worried...




Thats a rather confident statement. But what the hell do I know. I can't even legally go to a bar so I can't really speak for the turnover rate working for one.


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Re: Oh my fucking god barbeque [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #15215242 - 10/12/11 07:31 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco

:facepalm:

Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.

Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude.  Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.

Ah young love. Its a messy beast.




:picdidnthappen:


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