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Invisiblevenetianblinds
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so this weird thing has been happening to my balls
    #15194213 - 10/08/11 02:07 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

every now and then for the past few months when i sleep on my stomach, i get this...i dunno sensation like all the muscles around my groin are contracteing, i dont know if thats actually happening but i dont know how to describe it. it seems like it wakes me up but i cant really move, and then i dont think about it, and if i dont flip over i feel a little tingling in my head that shoots down my abdomen, then surges seemingly directly at my balls. i mean it doesnt hurt, but it doesnt exactly feel good either. its just sooo intense, i dont know if i should be worried or what. its almost like it feel so good that it hurts. what the hell. it happened at least 10 times earlier when i was laying down. but yeah i didnt feel like going around to my friends telling them about my balls so i thought id post it here. anyone know whats going on or knows what im talking about?


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: venetianblinds] * 2
    #15194232 - 10/08/11 02:12 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Stop yanking so much, It's bad for you :wink:


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: AsHighsTheSky]
    #15194237 - 10/08/11 02:14 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Spasms?


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: weedist]
    #15194249 - 10/08/11 02:17 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

weedist said:
Spasms?




OrSpasms?


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: AsHighsTheSky]
    #15194251 - 10/08/11 02:18 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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AsHighsTheSky said:
Stop yanking so much, It's bad for you :wink:





hahaha well ive considered if that has anything to do with it but i have no idea




spasm might be a good word for it.


its like someone running their finger down my chest and then giving the boys a squeeze


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: weedist]
    #15194282 - 10/08/11 02:23 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

You had no idea but now you do, for real I know It's addicting as fuck but ya gotta have that willpower :laugh:


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: thescientist]
    #15194290 - 10/08/11 02:25 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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thescientist said:
Quote:

weedist said:
Spasms?




OrSpasms?



yea that lol


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: AsHighsTheSky]
    #15194296 - 10/08/11 02:27 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Something similar happens to me occasionally during sleep paralysis, and when I try to fall asleep consciously. Right as I'm on the edge of sleep I get this weird pulling feeling that I call an "astral blowjob", and I eventually start to get hard.:lol:

Teh succubus is after your essence!:buttsex:


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: weedist]
    #15194297 - 10/08/11 02:27 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

brilliant....lol


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: venetianblinds]
    #15194309 - 10/08/11 02:31 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

:awenuhuh:


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: venetianblinds]
    #15194438 - 10/08/11 03:11 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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venetianblinds said:
Quote:

AsHighsTheSky said:
Stop yanking so much, It's bad for you :wink:





hahaha well ive considered if that has anything to do with it but i have no idea




spasm might be a good word for it.


its like someone running their finger down my chest and then giving the boys a squeeze





you just need surgery, having your balls removed will fix the problem :thumbup:


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It's like the trick to human problems is to be even more human. Not less human but as human as possible, only understanding human nature.

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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: imachavel]
    #15194467 - 10/08/11 03:26 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

well, he said it starts at his head, so i would suggest he get his head removed.


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Re: so this weird thing has been happening to my balls [Re: broken] * 1
    #15194490 - 10/08/11 03:37 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)



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