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trophycase
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It's not worth my time to type out his answers if it's not worth his time to spend 20 minutes reading. Just
To explain everything he asked in detail wouldn't save him any time. It would still be a lot of reading, unless you just give him very basic answers.
If you want to learn how to grow mushrooms, here's two pieces of advice to start you off: Stop being lazy, and stop being impatient. Take your time and do something for yourself for once.
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trophycase
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: trophycase]
#15179516 - 10/05/11 12:26 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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BTW, I know I rag on noobs, but just for the record, there is nothing I love more than an enthusiastic noob who has actually done their homework. I'll give those guys help any day.
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: trophycase]
#15179525 - 10/05/11 12:28 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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120 bucks? i'm in the wrong business!
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: trophycase]
#15179526 - 10/05/11 12:28 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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trophycase said: It's not worth my time to type out his answers if it's not worth his time to spend 20 minutes reading. Just
To explain everything he asked in detail wouldn't save him any time. It would still be a lot of reading, unless you just give him very basic answers.
If you want to learn how to grow mushrooms, here's two pieces of advice to start you off: Stop being lazy, and stop being impatient. Take your time and do something for yourself for once.
Not trying to be an ass here.
But you could have typed the same amount of words you just did in that post, but gave cultivation advice instead.
Just sayin'...
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HorizonSpawn
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The Influence said: .....would probably think sclerotia is some sort of testicular disease 
Wow, wow, wow...... It's NOT a testicular disease?????
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dontkillthedj
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: HorizonSpawn]
#15179546 - 10/05/11 12:41 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't grow in your parents attic. that's some tweeker shit right there.
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jadeferguson


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I think sometimes when people, mostly the younger crowd, find out there is a possibility they too can harvest their own illegal commodities with a single purchase, get really excited. With this, doing personal research goes out the window. From having zero knowledge about something all the way to the final product of something you created it a massive space for most people. Although I eventually learned more about mycology, I originally purchased a EZ grow kit from a homestead ad in high times. You can save money, yes, but just like everything this was a learning experience. Ordering the kit was simple and shipping was discreet. The spores were included and nothing in addition was needed by the buyer. Since that time multiple sites have been created that offer similar products. The mushbox is one option, another great option for only 50 bucks is a cali grow kit. these are again not everyone's favorite option but for those people who it is good for, we should embrace it....or some shit like that
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: HorizonSpawn]
#15179552 - 10/05/11 12:46 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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HorizonSpawn said:
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The Influence said: .....would probably think sclerotia is some sort of testicular disease 
Wow, wow, wow...... It's NOT a testicular disease?????
Everyone knows that its what you get in your liver. Alcoholics get it all the time.
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jadeferguson


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dontkillthedj said: don't grow in your parents attic. that's some tweeker shit right there.
only if your cooking meth
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TheMackologist
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The Influence said: ... But you are right, OP should look into sclerotia if he lives at home. But without reasearching that he would probably think sclerotia is some sort of testicular disease 
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dontkillthedj
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: jadeferguson]
#15179581 - 10/05/11 12:58 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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jadeferguson said:
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dontkillthedj said: don't grow in your parents attic. that's some tweeker shit right there.
only if your cooking meth
oh you're right, i was thinking he wanted to buy a 'homestead ez grow amphetamine kit' and then grow it in his parents attic without consent then probably eat the fruits at an age that one should not be ingesting hallucinogens at.
my bad.
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Me_Roy
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: trophycase]
#15179695 - 10/05/11 01:58 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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trophycase said: BTW, I know I rag on noobs, but just for the record, there is nothing I love more than an enthusiastic noob who has actually done their homework. I'll give those guys help any day.
QFT. And on that note, I have some advice for OP.
Why don't you ask your mom if you can vacuum out the attic for $10?
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Stuyvesant
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TheMackologist said:
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The Influence said: Why would ask all these questions about a product that this website does not sell nore endorse? Kits are also not "Advanced Mycology". If you want the answers to your other questions
Use The Search Function.
Oh and with the $120 dollars that the kit costs you would be able to buy all the supplys you needed to do it yourself from scratch. Also why would you grow them in your attic? Do your parents not go up there often?
, please use the search function or go the mushroom cultivation section of the main page, or even better watch some of Roger Rabbit's videos.
However, here are your answers:
will it come with everything i need? Need the link to the kit. However, you'll need a spore syringe, sterilized jars of substrate, and a growing chamber.
would it work to grow them in an attic area that has no air conditioning and is real hot? Not well. You want temperatures to be from 60-80*f, with ideal temperatures at 25*c.
how good are these mushrooms after they are grown? (potency) This will depend on the strain that you buy.
how much will be grown? depends on pretty much everything under the sun. Temperature, Free Air Exchange, Relative Humidity, Light, and so much more.
when will i know when theyre ready to dry? Once the veil tears or the caps flatten out. Many people harvest them before that.
does the kit come with a way to dry the mushrooms? if not then i need a technique on how to dry them. Gotta use that search function, most kits will not come with drying materials.
does anyone have any reviews of this kit or the shrooms grown from this kit? Not I.
there are some spider webs in my attic area, does it matter if they get on the shrooms after i add the compost? Don't let anything get in your jars, on your substrate, or in your growing chamber except fresh air that has been filtered.
how do i keep them fresh after drying so i can keep them for a while? Store in a cool dark place.
how long does the whole proccess take? 1-3 months.
If you need to be this stealthy you are better off just buying them from a friend (or just asking!) if you want to trip. If you are at the parents still, this is the best advice I can give you: Be patient and wait until you move out. The key to go growing mushrooms successfully is being patient.
Best of Luck to you
Mack
That is the nicest post that I have seen in a long time.
OP google "Let's Grow Mushrooms video" You can watch them for free. You should watch the one called PF Tek. That is where most noobs begin.
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: Stuyvesant]
#15179872 - 10/05/11 04:15 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Stuyvesant said:
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TheMackologist said:
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The Influence said: Why would ask all these questions about a product that this website does not sell nore endorse? Kits are also not "Advanced Mycology". If you want the answers to your other questions
Use The Search Function.
Oh and with the $120 dollars that the kit costs you would be able to buy all the supplys you needed to do it yourself from scratch. Also why would you grow them in your attic? Do your parents not go up there often?
, please use the search function or go the mushroom cultivation section of the main page, or even better watch some of Roger Rabbit's videos.
However, here are your answers:
will it come with everything i need? Need the link to the kit. However, you'll need a spore syringe, sterilized jars of substrate, and a growing chamber.
would it work to grow them in an attic area that has no air conditioning and is real hot? Not well. You want temperatures to be from 60-80*f, with ideal temperatures at 25*c.
how good are these mushrooms after they are grown? (potency) This will depend on the strain that you buy.
how much will be grown? depends on pretty much everything under the sun. Temperature, Free Air Exchange, Relative Humidity, Light, and so much more.
when will i know when theyre ready to dry? Once the veil tears or the caps flatten out. Many people harvest them before that.
does the kit come with a way to dry the mushrooms? if not then i need a technique on how to dry them. Gotta use that search function, most kits will not come with drying materials.
does anyone have any reviews of this kit or the shrooms grown from this kit? Not I.
there are some spider webs in my attic area, does it matter if they get on the shrooms after i add the compost? Don't let anything get in your jars, on your substrate, or in your growing chamber except fresh air that has been filtered.
how do i keep them fresh after drying so i can keep them for a while? Store in a cool dark place.
how long does the whole proccess take? 1-3 months.
If you need to be this stealthy you are better off just buying them from a friend (or just asking!) if you want to trip. If you are at the parents still, this is the best advice I can give you: Be patient and wait until you move out. The key to go growing mushrooms successfully is being patient.
Best of Luck to you
Mack
That is the nicest post that I have seen in a long time.
OP google "Let's Grow Mushrooms video" You can watch them for free. You should watch the one called PF Tek. That is where most noobs begin.
Agreed. +5 and an OI print to Mack if he wants it.
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TheMackologist
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Hopefully we didn't scare the fellow away; maybe he'll be back on soon...
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"you wait so long
you wait so long
you wait so long
you wait so long
it's a coffee stained earth every time it happens
liven up honey it ain't that bad"
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: tripdawg420]
#15184948 - 10/06/11 04:31 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats true, the first time I had a successful grow from scratch, I felt accomplished, knowing with just time, a few bucks work of shit, and the right enviroment, I can make magical things can happen, it's a great feeling.
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trophycase
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wildernessjunkie said:
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trophycase said: It's not worth my time to type out his answers if it's not worth his time to spend 20 minutes reading. Just
To explain everything he asked in detail wouldn't save him any time. It would still be a lot of reading, unless you just give him very basic answers.
If you want to learn how to grow mushrooms, here's two pieces of advice to start you off: Stop being lazy, and stop being impatient. Take your time and do something for yourself for once.
Not trying to be an ass here.
But you could have typed the same amount of words you just did in that post, but gave cultivation advice instead.
Just sayin'...
There's nothing I have to advise him that isn't already laid out for him on the site.
-------------------- All of the cultivation photos uploaded by this account were taken in an area of the globe where such practices are legal and uninhibited.
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Me_Roy
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TheMackologist said: Hopefully we didn't scare the fellow away; maybe he'll be back on soon...
Underage people don't belong here.
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TheMackologist
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Re: Homestead EZ grow mushroom kit [Re: Me_Roy]
#15188176 - 10/06/11 06:43 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Right on, So do those porn sites I visited a decade ago.
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"you wait so long
you wait so long
you wait so long
you wait so long
it's a coffee stained earth every time it happens
liven up honey it ain't that bad"
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