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Anonymous #1

6 months Dry spell
    #15114211 - 09/21/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

So I have been on a 6 month dry spell, however this upcoming Saturday I will be breaking it since I will have an adequate place to fornicate.
    I am very much looking forward to this, I am going to thoroughly pound my girlfriend. Anyways, since she will not let me raw dog it, I was wondering what kind of condoms would any of you recommend for the greatest sensation. I hate condoms they ruin sex, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Also, should I refrain from masturbating the night before or would it not make a difference in terms of stamina?
I was thinking of catching a little buzz with some booze just to spice things up, does anyone recommend this?
  One more thing, how do I work the clitoris? I REALLY wanna get my girl off. We have been talking about this all week through texts and the sexual energy is really building up!!

Thanks for any input. 

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InvisibleI R Crankey
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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15114244 - 09/21/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

obvious virgin is obvious

seriously go do a google search or something. you're putting the pussy on a fucking pedestall right now. the only thing worrying about sex and thinking it has to be perfect is gonna do is make you cum faster.

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Anonymous #1

Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: I R Crankey]
    #15114272 - 09/21/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Wut a Twist said:
obvious virgin is obvious

seriously go do a google search or something. you're putting the pussy on a fucking pedestall right now. the only thing worrying about sex and thinking it has to be perfect is gonna do is make you cum faster.





I'm not a virgin, you fucking :maximumtrolling:

I just want that shit to be a fucking immaculate fuck session.

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15114364 - 09/21/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

it's just sex kiddo. after you're done you'll see it's best to just gow ith the flow, and stop worrying about all the other bullshit.

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Anonymous #1

Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: I R Crankey]
    #15114384 - 09/21/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Mod Edit: anon flaming = banned

Edited by automan (09/21/11 09:56 PM)

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15114636 - 09/21/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:haha:

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Jwlst]
    #15114946 - 09/21/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

i know who OP is :shoosh::lolfat:

i just wish i coulda seen his reply

Edited by I R Crankey (09/22/11 12:53 AM)

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: I R Crankey]
    #15119785 - 09/22/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Haha I remember those sexting hot horny built up days with my ex. Uhmmm try that new condom Trojan just put out or do the fire and ice ones. Idk. We never really used condoms.


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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: acidxprincess]
    #15119832 - 09/22/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
how do I work the clitoris?






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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: BothHands]
    #15120469 - 09/22/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
how do I work the clitoris?









LMFAO

Ancient secret to sex

also this :themoreyouknow:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris



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Edited by Black_Sunset (09/22/11 11:20 PM)

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: BothHands]
    #15121238 - 09/23/11 03:49 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
how do I work the clitoris?








It'd be nice if you'd explain how yours works. And then it would be nice if another Shroomery girl chimes in and offers a contrasting explanation. Together, you'd then demonstrate that 'different strokes for different folks' cannot be applied more appropriately than to women's preferences in terms of erogenous stimulation :wink:

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: koraks]
    #15132897 - 09/25/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

So it didn't go down. The dry spell lives on!!

:shrug:

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15145774 - 09/28/11 06:40 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

i cant explain how hard i laughed after seeing the mods comment where his post should have been :awelol:

but if thats you above me anon, as stated above do what comes naturaly to you and also dont plan sex it makes it stupid, let it happen when the mood sets in
aaannd talk to your lady about birth control its just a shot once every 3 months and its free if you have a planned parenthood around

ive never worn a condom in my life and im hoping it stays that way <333


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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: applesmasher420]
    #15148961 - 09/28/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

here's a tip: go down on her first and don't stop until she either cums or begs you to fuck her.

I found that using the middle of your tongue on the clit works great. More surface area contact = good thing.
Also, you should be working her with your fingers at the same time. Rub her g-spot while you lick.
Google it first, and don't be afraid to ask her for feedback. (ask her to give you live feedback before you start. You don't want to stop to say "how am I doing?")

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #15152548 - 09/29/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

America FUCK YEA

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Faaip_De_Oiad]
    #15154583 - 09/29/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Faaip_De_Oiad said:
here's a tip: go down on her first and don't stop until she either cums or begs you to fuck her.

I found that using the middle of your tongue on the clit works great. More surface area contact = good thing.
Also, you should be working her with your fingers at the same time. Rub her g-spot while you lick.
Google it first, and don't be afraid to ask her for feedback. (ask her to give you live feedback before you start. You don't want to stop to say "how am I doing?")




  Thanks for the input, you're the only person who provided positive feedback. :cheers:

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15156334 - 09/30/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is a riot.

Funniest unintentionally funny post I've seen on the Shroomery.

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Re: 6 months Dry spell [Re: pickeroo]
    #15159058 - 09/30/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pickeroo said:
This thread is a riot.

Funniest unintentionally funny post I've seen on the Shroomery.



:maximumtrolling:

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