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So, my evil ex wants to get coffee.....
    #15148273 - 09/28/11 07:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah,

so i dated this chick for like 8 months, or 6 months, i dunno, it was a while.

anyways, i found out she was fucking around on me, and had been for most of our relationship. she also went the extra mile, and would introduce me to the people she had fucked behind my back in social situations..... (this is of course before i knew, that she had in fact fucked them)

and I had to literally DRAG the truth of these things out of her.... I actually brought her out to a bar, and told her that I had herpes, and that i had to have gotten it from her, and that I needed to know WHO she had fucked behind my back..... (btw, i didn't REALLY have herpes)

So yeah, that's her.....

so she is coming into town in the next few days, fresh off of some breakup.... and wants to get coffee....

Basically, I could totally fuck this chick in the spare time i have before the show... I havent gotten laid in a while, and I'm debating doing it.....

advice?


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #15148460 - 09/28/11 07:25 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

No!  Fuck no.  She doesn't deserve your cock, even on the tail end of a 10 year dry spell.  I wouldn't even talk to her.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: pwnasaurus] * 2
    #15148824 - 09/28/11 08:36 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Avoid that shit like the fucking plague bro.

She's just another chick that thinks that every guy wants to fuck her, and you seem like an easy target to her. So pretty much all you're gonna be doing is making yourself look like a desperate bitch while boosting her ego.

..or you could start to have sex with her at her place, and then just start pissing on her and bounce out of there real quick. All while shitting yourself all over the place :awesome:


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: markofthebeast]
    #15150470 - 09/29/11 01:36 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

i agree with above poster, piss all over her vagina and then take a big smelly shit on her carpet and smear it around with your shoes before you bounce out :lol:


Edited by Anonymous (09/29/11 01:36 AM)


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15151141 - 09/29/11 05:27 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

If there's not going to be any emotional attachment on either side, then sure, why not? But if you notice over coffee that you secretly actually still have feelings for her, then GTFO.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: koraks]
    #15151175 - 09/29/11 05:52 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know. There's a lot of fish in the sea, why would you want to have sex with a girl who not only completely disrespected you, but has probably fucked like 20 people since you last saw her?

Introduced you to the guys she was fucking around with? I kinda want to vomit after just reading about her.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: mick]
    #15151183 - 09/29/11 05:55 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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and I had to literally DRAG the truth of these things out of her.... I actually brought her out to a bar, and told her that I had herpes, and that i had to have gotten it from her, and that I needed to know WHO she had fucked behind my back..... (btw, i didn't REALLY have herpes)





Thats fucked up, why didn't you just leave her if you were sure enough to go to those lengths?


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15151554 - 09/29/11 10:04 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I should note, that I did in fact leave her, and told her never to speak with me again, that relationship ended well over 6 months ago.... could have been like 10 months ago, like ive said before, im HORRIBLE with telling time.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15151622 - 09/29/11 10:22 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Charm your way into her pants and then pull a Houdini: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini . Victory will be yours.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15151645 - 09/29/11 10:27 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I should note, that I did in fact leave her, and told her never to speak with me again, that relationship ended well over 6 months ago.... could have been like 10 months ago, like ive said before, im HORRIBLE with telling time.




I'm saying that the whole scheme of telling someone that they infected you with herps to get them to fess up to cheating is fucked.  Did you tell her after that you didn't have the herps so she would not feel guilty?

Seriously, cheating is one thing but that is borderline sociopath IMO


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15151650 - 09/29/11 10:28 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

oh yeah, it was SERIOUSLY fucked up, i let her believe it for all of 20 minutes.

turns out she did in fact hook up with a guy who actually had it....


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15151654 - 09/29/11 10:30 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

hit it doggy slip out the pussy go all the way up the ass like u didnt notice




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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15151660 - 09/29/11 10:32 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

So have you actually been tested since then?

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While not all infected individuals develop symptoms of HSV-2, they can pass this lifelong infection on to others without knowing it. 




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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #15151858 - 09/29/11 11:23 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Dood she doesnt give a fuck about you and fucked you over. And your still talking to this girl? :wow:


houdini :lol:



this girl probably has an std. i cannot even believe your thinking about hanging out with her, let alone talking to her.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: dshow]
    #15153457 - 09/29/11 05:00 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like a fucked up situation bro.

I can't say what I'd do.  I can say that on the tail end of a 10 year drive spell (as pwnasaurus said) I'd pound that dirty slut's cunt into oblivion.  Think matter meeting anti matter.  There would be no more pussy to speak of.

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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Humility]
    #15155479 - 09/29/11 11:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Don't even give her the time of day man.  Trust


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: Mr. Bojangles]
    #15159042 - 09/30/11 06:56 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Look, regardless of how fucked up all of this is (and it certainly is fucked up), things change.  People change.  I'm sure she has changed, and I am sure you have changed because of her. 

Don't try to get some sort of revenge on her, that isn't going to solve a fucking thing, it'll just make you look like a baby and she'll probably just end up doing the same thing. 

You don't HAVE to fuck her either, but if you want to then by all means go for it.  She probably needs someone to connect with, even if it's for a little while.  Just don't forget the type of person she is and don't let it all go to your head.



Insecure/Immature people do dumb shit.  It is your duty as a man to recognize this and not be a bitch about it.  Remember that always.


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: shimishimiman]
    #15160498 - 10/01/11 01:23 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

you know, i just realized something...

this is all probably moot, because this girl rarely if ever has her shit together... and was supposed to be getting a ride down with a friend.... and all of her friends are just stupud fucking junkies.

tomorrow will tell for sure or not, but i have a strong suspicion that their plans will fall through, mostly because of taking entirely too many drugs tonight


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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: shimishimiman]
    #15160807 - 10/01/11 02:48 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shimishimiman said:

Insecure/Immature people do dumb shit.  It is your duty as a man to recognize this and not be a bitch about it.  Remember that always.









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Re: So, my evil ex wants to get coffee..... [Re: dshow]
    #15160964 - 10/01/11 04:05 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Get your coffee, sit down. Take a few sips, chat a bit, then throw your cup at her and gtfo.


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