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Lord_McLovin
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Re: What to do with a petri dish bursting with life? [Re: Fungal-one]
#15156774 - 09/30/11 06:47 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Then I guess you know what to do.
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Fungal-one
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Re: What to do with a petri dish bursting with life? [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#15156843 - 09/30/11 07:30 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, call animal control on whoever put goggles on yoda and put him underwater.
What did he do? Did he pee on the rug again?
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Lord_McLovin
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Re: What to do with a petri dish bursting with life? [Re: Fungal-one]
#15156969 - 09/30/11 08:22 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Naw, he just doesn't want to speak proper English, this little bastard.
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Fungal-one
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Re: What to do with a petri dish bursting with life? [Re: Lord_McLovin]
#15156998 - 09/30/11 08:33 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, far be it from me to tell someone else how to raise their jedi master, but I hear taking their toys and crating them whenever you see him sniffing around works. Also alot of times too, just having a rolled up newspaper in your hand will do the trick, you don't even have to strike the animal. When he starts to talk just pick up the newspaper very nonchalantly. He will notice, trust me.
He knows how to talk right. Most likely he's just acting out because of jealousy towards another household pet. Unfortunately, in some cases they have to be put down, especially if anger becomes a significant part of his behavior. Trust me, you don't want a jedi master pissed off. I've been slung through enough walls at this point that I don't even chance it anymore. Nothing but dogs for me from now on. YMMV, but be careful man.
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Lord_McLovin
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Re: What to do with a petri dish bursting with life? [Re: Fungal-one]
#15157128 - 09/30/11 09:14 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now that you mention it... he might be jealous of my newly aquired Jabberwock. I just cannot neglect my little jugjug bird.
Moreover, it's not just the way he talks that bothers me. Nuh-uh. It's the content. I don't know where he got this "Force"-"fighting a big battle" nonsense from. He must have had a very bad time in the animal shelter...
Imagine I wanted to hook up a hot chick in the park using the cuteness of my sweet pet and then he says things like "The dark side I sense in you." Come off it! Do you think there is any girl on this planet that would not turn her back on you once she figures that you've got such a weird pet?
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Also alot of times too, just having a rolled up newspaper in your hand will do the trick, you don't even have to strike the animal. When he starts to talk just pick up the newspaper very nonchalantly. He will notice, trust me.
I think I'll try that. Better not having him talk at all than being forced to listen to his gibberish. I just can't bear it anymore. Yet I don't think I have the heart to take away his lightsaber - he just loves playing with it so much and it's soooooo cuuuuuuuuuute.
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