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woohoo. they finally called me back. i went in like a month and a half ago or so for an interview to work in the grocery department.. so i get there and wait 15 minutes past my supposed interview time (first time i worked at walmart i had to wait 45 minutes past the scheduled interview time!) and a manager and someone else come out and say "hey we're sorry but the grocery position we called you about has already been filled. would you be interested in working as a cashier instead?"
so i do the first of three interviews for the cashier position. we hurry through the interview and then the chick who interviewed me starts acting all sketchy and was like "well, we still have multiple other people we are interviewing for the position so we'll give you a call in a couple days and let you know whether you got the job or not."
anyways, a week later i finally get back in touch with them and they tell me that they picked someone else but that they would get me setup for my 2nd interview for another position as soon as one opened up. well a good month+ goes by and i'm thinking that they definitely don't want me for some reason or another. then this morning shortly after i wake up the phone rings like an angel sent out of heaven and the caller id reads WAL-MART SUPER CENTER!! astounded, i answer the phone and a manager asks if i'm still interested in a position. of course i am, this is like the answer i've been waiting on for awhile now. so i go into tomorrow at 3pm. i should have the THC cleared out of my system by the time i have the 3rd and final interview followed the the drug test
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 Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134565 - 09/25/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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I used to work overnights at walmart. Decent pay for my area and a really cushy/easy job. 
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134566 - 09/25/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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wow, they wont tell you what position you are interviewing for?
seems odd
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: rackem]
#15134578 - 09/25/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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no he didn't mention over the phone. could it be a setup? 
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134585 - 09/25/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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doubt its a setup..
but shit, after all that i would at least ask what the position is for, in a positive way
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: rackem]
#15134592 - 09/25/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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well i've been on benzos lately and they've turned me into more of a dumbass than i was previously. so hopefully i don't can the interview as well
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134601 - 09/25/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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one of my friends used to work there and he quit cuz he hated it
maybe it could be fun though
make a game out of it
start some good vibes
make people laugh
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: Sheekle]
#15134608 - 09/25/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeh that's what i plan on doing. i actually used to work at another wal-mart for six months or so. it is the easiest job ever
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134645 - 09/25/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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good thing benzos dont show up on the standard 5 hahah.. but at the rate that is going you wont have any issues.
good luck man..
make sure to get the hiring managers contact information
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134661 - 09/25/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Selling your soul IS the easiest job ever.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: WakeboardrB]
#15134667 - 09/25/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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one perk would be discount on grow supplies..
wait. do they give discounts to employees?
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: rackem]
#15134697 - 09/25/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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nah i don't think so. they tend to not treat their employees the greatest it seems, but it all balances out in how hard you don't have to work if you don't want to
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134711 - 09/25/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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bummer...
do they pay well?
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: rackem]
#15134719 - 09/25/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
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wow, they wont tell you what position you are interviewing for?
seems odd
Shopping cart collector ?
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: rackem]
#15134744 - 09/25/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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no not really. like 7.75 maybe?
lol that'd be funny if they wanted me for a shopping cart collector. that'd be ghetto as fuh 
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134765 - 09/25/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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good luck!
make sure you have those "name a time when..." questions down pat
I just took my drug test for an overnight stock guy at walmart ... 
pretty pumped i guess it'll be 9.80/hr 
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
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owls said:
no not really. like 7.75 maybe?
lol that'd be funny if they wanted me for a shopping cart collector. that'd be ghetto as fuh
I did that shit at Winn Dixie all through high school.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134796 - 09/25/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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they are going to take a 300,000 dollar life insurance policy out on you, then hope for you to die. Then while your family is struggling to pay for your funeral, those walmart execs will go out and buy pubic wigs made from synthetic platypus hair. Dont do it.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: Dork]
#15134797 - 09/25/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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good luck!
make sure you have those "name a time when..." questions down pat
I just took my drug test for an overnight stock guy at walmart ...
pretty pumped i guess it'll be 9.80/hr
what do they ask? and congrats man
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15134827 - 09/25/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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they asked like 5 questions. can't quite remember exactly which ones they asked but they were along the lines of like describe a time when you went above and beyond to complete a task, a time when you had to handle a serious problem, a time when you disagreed with a rule, a time when you went out of your way to help someone, a time when you had to do a task you didn't want to... stuff like that...it goes by pretty quick though. you should go here for more examples if you need.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: Dork]
#15134874 - 09/25/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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WOW!!!
they stick to the basics huh?
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they are going to take a 300,000 dollar life insurance policy out on you, then hope for you to die. Then while your family is struggling to pay for your funeral, those walmart execs will go out and buy pubic wigs made from synthetic platypus hair. Dont do it.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15138229 - 09/26/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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I worked for walmart for 6 months.
WORST FUCKING WASTE OF TIME OF MY LIFE.
Walmart sucks man. It's not worth it. Trust me.
The work isn't hard, but the BS is WAY to fucking deep there.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: Kada]
#15138920 - 09/26/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok so this is what happened today... i did REALLY good at the interview and ended up making it through all 3 interviews in one afternoon.
but then at the end he pulled out the sheet where you have to check yes or no in answer to whether or not you've ever been convicted of any criminal charges. well i checked 'no' really quickly, cuz i was nervous, like quicker than would have been possible if i would have actually read the paragraph LOL. then after that i could just see him staring at me out of the corner of my eye while i read through some stuff on the computer.
see last time i got hired i did the same thing and it worked, i assumed me bluffing them worked and they decided to not do a background check.. or maybe they only check for felonies? i'm not a felon but i have like 15 misdameanors.
anyway, i just have to pass this drug test tomorrow before 6pm. any suggestions? i've been exercising everyday and drinking a lot of water, and i got some 100% cranberry juice tonight. when's the best time to drink it?
ugg... i have another prospect incase this doesn't work, but i think i bluffed the dude really well if it's his call whether or not to actually go through with a background check
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
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owls said:
ok so this is what happened today... i did REALLY good at the interview and ended up making it through all 3 interviews in one afternoon.
but then at the end he pulled out the sheet where you have to check yes or no in answer to whether or not you've ever been convicted of any criminal charges. well i checked 'no' really quickly, cuz i was nervous, like quicker than would have been possible if i would have actually read the paragraph LOL. then after that i could just see him staring at me out of the corner of my eye while i read through some stuff on the computer.
see last time i got hired i did the same thing and it worked, i assumed me bluffing them worked and they decided to not do a background check.. or maybe they only check for felonies? i'm not a felon but i have like 15 misdameanors.
anyway, i just have to pass this drug test tomorrow before 6pm. any suggestions? i've been exercising everyday and drinking a lot of water, and i got some 100% cranberry juice tonight. when's the best time to drink it?
ugg... i have another prospect incase this doesn't work, but i think i bluffed the dude really well if it's his call whether or not to actually go through with a background check
 Are you taking anything you don't have a prescription for? I though it was just benzos and anti-depressants with you now?
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15138967 - 09/26/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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when i took my drug test they did a background check at the same time. i had to fill out a sheet stating any misdemeanors or felonies in the past 10 years. i don't have any but if you write down the ones you have i don't think it automatically disqualifies you for employment depending on the crimes and definitely keep drinking a lot of water. i think you can sneak another 24 hours in before you actually go take the drug test if you need. Good luck sir!
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: donteatasians]
#15138979 - 09/26/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'm taking benzos but i have a script. and anti-depressants? u got the wrong person bro!
yeh man i'm stalling as long as i can, my 24 hours ends tomorrow at 6pm. then i'll dilute my urine as much as possible and take b vitamins. i'm gonna hit the sauna tomorrow morning too. ah fuck
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
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owls said:
i'm taking benzos but i have a script. and anti-depressants? u got the wrong person bro!
yeh man i'm stalling as long as i can, my 24 hours ends tomorrow at 6pm. then i'll dilute my urine as much as possible and take b vitamins. i'm gonna hit the sauna tomorrow morning too. ah fuck
If you have a script for everything your taking it should be fine.
As far as anti-D's go... well 
I'd like to see you get it, I know how it feels to go without a job. It took me two years and I only stayed afloat thanks to some gracious help.
Good luck....I'm pulling for ya'!
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: donteatasians]
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haha thanks man, i really hope it works out too. the last time i smoked was thursday and that was only one hit. but the weekend before that at a festival i ate many many many edibles and smoked a lot too, so i'm worried my system might still be loaded from then
if this doesn't work i think i have a shot at mcdonald's right next door 
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15139041 - 09/26/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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owls said:
nah i don't think so. they tend to not treat their employees the greatest it seems, but it all balances out in how hard you don't have to work if you don't want to
people that work at walmarts out here are all deformed
i rather list in the military or even mcdonalds at least getting laid is easy at mcdonalds
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
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haha thanks man, i really hope it works out too. the last time i smoked was thursday and that was only one hit. but the weekend before that at a festival i ate many many many edibles and smoked a lot too, so i'm worried my system might still be loaded from then
if this doesn't work i think i have a shot at mcdonald's right next door
It seems like a week, even from one hit, is a little iffy but I'd bet you'd be alright. I'm not sure about the edibles. I guess your best option is stalling, I don't think walmart is too concerned, at least not from what I saw working there. I'd drink anything you have to help asap and STAY CLEAN until the test.
After hire I think they only test if you're injured on the job so .
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walmart raelly ain't that bad
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
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you could be fine. if you haven't been smoking for too many days in a row beforehand a one time use should be gone in 3-4 days. if you want to be extra safe you can do what i did the other day and not give them enough piss the first time and they'll throw it out and make you drink water in the waiting room until you have to pee again. that way you'll get an extra flush of water through.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15139315 - 09/26/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't pee in a cup for them. Go buy quick fix. I do it every time I have to take a drug test and it works.
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: Kada]
#15139338 - 09/26/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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how much is it and where do i get it
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: owls]
#15139389 - 09/26/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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i work at walmart every friday, saturday and sunday. i work in produce.
when i first got there, it was the worst fucking time of my life... then this really cute girl showed up, and it was the best time of my life, then she disappeared out of the blue and it became the worst time of my life again... then i found a real job. i still work there on the weekends tho.
DON'T DISRESPECT ANY GIRLS THERE. that place eats up army wives. it's like galladriel haven there. DUN DISRESPECT GIRLS THERE. (like don't say a girl is acting like a dog getting under your feet all the time, they will all aggro on u and try to get u fired.)
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: stimpson]
#15139460 - 09/26/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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I got a job interview tmrw. But it aint for no wally world 
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Re: got a job interview at walmart tomorrow [Re: stimpson]
#15139494 - 09/26/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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i work at walmart every friday, saturday and sunday. i work in produce.
when i first got there, it was the worst fucking time of my life... then this really cute girl showed up, and it was the best time of my life, then she disappeared out of the blue and it became the worst time of my life again... then i found a real job. i still work there on the weekends tho.
DON'T DISRESPECT ANY GIRLS THERE. that place eats up army wives. it's like galladriel haven there. DUN DISRESPECT GIRLS THERE. (like don't say a girl is acting like a dog getting under your feet all the time, they will all aggro on u and try to get u fired.)
I think every walmart is different. Me and my buddy spent at least 8 months throwing cans/bags/bones etc from the pet area into eachothers nuts.
Nothing noble but we got our laughs and passed time.
In shortform..... I didn't get fired until I went in shitfaced (having being talked into showing up at all) and decided "yep, fuck it" at lunch and left to continue drinking. It really is the easiest job I've ever had. Even the busiest days left me with time to face stock. I could take a 1.5 hour lunch and 2 15 minute breaks, stock part of the night then face.
The only near shitty part was X-mas time, smelling the really strong cinnamon pine cones in L&G and having spas's chuck 50lb boxes of light at my head because they were mad at the manager.
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