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OfflineBundy
It's just words.


Registered: 09/04/11
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Best womanizer joke?
    #15119207 - 09/22/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

What do ya'll got?

I'll kick it off!

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


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IT'S A FISHY!!!!! ----> :fishy:


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OfflineJoolz
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Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: Bundy]
    #15119237 - 09/22/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:lolsy:

A woman went to her therapist with a huge black eye. She complained her husband hit her whenever he came home from work.

The therapist looked at her sternly and told her that she is to go home and whenever her husband comes home from work, she is to promptly keep her mouth shut for the rest of the evening.

She came back a day later and ranted and raved about her great success. "DOCTOR! He didn't hit me!"

"See what happens when you shut the fuck up?"


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OfflineBundy
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Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: Joolz]
    #15119251 - 09/22/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Joolz said:
:lolsy:

A woman went to her therapist with a huge black eye. She complained her husband hit her whenever he came home from work.

The therapist looked at her sternly and told her that she is to go home and whenever her husband comes home from work, she is to promptly keep her mouth shut for the rest of the evening.

She came back a day later and ranted and raved about her great success. "DOCTOR! He didn't hit me!"

"See what happens when you shut the fuck up?"





:laugh2:

ahahahah. Beats mine.


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Invisibledtowntoker
gimme a spliff
Registered: 08/06/11
Posts: 2,368
Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: Bundy] * 1
    #15119284 - 09/22/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?  Give the bitch a shovel.


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OfflineBundy
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Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: dtowntoker]
    #15119292 - 09/22/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:


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InvisibleLe_Canard
The Duk Abides


Registered: 05/16/03
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Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: Bundy] * 1
    #15120548 - 09/22/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Why do women have legs?

So they don't make a trail like a slug.


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OfflineLiquid_Dimension
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Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #15120559 - 09/22/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Not a joke but soooo funny...



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InvisibleLegend
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Registered: 03/29/10
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Re: Best womanizer joke? [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #15120651 - 09/23/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

What do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?
A women.


what do you call a women with two black eyes?
nothing you already told her twice.


I went to the library and put all the womens rights books where they should be, the fiction section.


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