Home | Community | Message Board


Kratom Eye
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Amazon Shop for: Wild Bird Seed

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
OfflineFina
Banana Spacegirl

Registered: 08/10/99
Posts: 780
Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Ducks!
    #1508968 - 04/30/03 09:48 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The other morning I was woken by the sound of my dog barking and this weird quacking noise. I went to investigate and there was a wild duck doing circles in the backyard. I shooed him off because birdlife tend to make a filthy mess of the water after awhile. We didn?t see him the next day but the morning after that he came back, and he wasn?t alone. Seems he has brought a lady down to his new pad. I chased them off again but today they were back.
They?re very cute but they can?t stay. It?s been raining alot and there are some bugs in the pool which the ducks seem to be eating.
How can I get the little duckies to move on and find somewhere else to stay? And I?m not letting the dog loose on them, or shooting them, because that would be mean.


--------------------
"On the last day of your life,
Don't forget to die." -- Silver Jews


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinejoe0985
drifter

Registered: 08/15/01
Posts: 115
Loc: in the middle of the US
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months
Re: Ducks! [Re: Fina]
    #1510304 - 05/01/03 04:23 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Hmm fireworks would prob work if that's available to ya


--------------------
"Reality is but a serotonin induced hallucinogen"


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflinePDU
travel kid vs.amerika
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/04/02
Posts: 10,675
Loc: beautiful BC
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months
Re: Ducks! [Re: joe0985]
    #1510335 - 05/01/03 04:45 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Throw birdseed...or whatever ducks eat into the neighbours yard!


--------------------
GO OUTSIDE.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleFreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada
Re: Ducks! [Re: Fina]
    #1510550 - 05/01/03 08:26 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

They're very cute but they can't stay. It's been raining alot and there are some bugs in the pool which the ducks seem to be eating. "


Well it sounds like you have free pool maintenance to me(cleaning out of bugs etc) With THAT in mind, are you sure you want to get rid of them?


--------------------
"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: Ducks! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1510634 - 05/01/03 09:54 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

But who cleans the duck turds?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleFreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada
Re: Ducks! [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1510636 - 05/01/03 09:56 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

LOL! Good point man, i wasn't thinking :frown: 


--------------------
"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: Ducks! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1510641 - 05/01/03 09:58 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Haha duck and goose turds are the worst.  I went to the beach once and you couldn't even see the sand.  It was covered in turds YUCK! :mad:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleFreakQlibrium
Son of Uncle Meat
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 19,058
Loc: Toronto Canada
Re: Ducks! [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1510684 - 05/01/03 10:22 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Well ihope you fufilled your role in the food chain of evolution and ate up all their poopies :grin:




J/K man :wink: 


--------------------
"Being crazier than a shithouse rat is not sufficient grounds for banishment"



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Anonymous

Re: Ducks! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1510718 - 05/01/03 10:42 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

LOL


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePjS
Jack Of AllDongs

Registered: 12/19/99
Posts: 3,484
Loc: gototheshow dot com
Re: Ducks! [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1510856 - 05/01/03 11:31 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Chili powder all around the garden.


--------------------
**************

(Ped) Slavery leads to rebellion which leads to liquor store robberies, rap and hip-hop



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Amazon Shop for: Wild Bird Seed

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Sunday morning hungover blues LobsterSauce 614 12 03/08/09 05:44 AM
by LobsterSauce
* there's a sick and/or dying bird in my backyard chodamunky 2,607 11 07/28/04 12:34 PM
by Miscusi
* Gay ducks may spell the end of rare species LobsterSauce 369 8 03/09/09 08:15 PM
by MrBump
* an ideal backyard
Muufokfok
494 6 07/06/07 01:00 AM
by The_Ghost
* Who want's to play duck....duck....duck....duck....duck...gOOduck... HagbardCeline 409 2 12/04/04 01:17 AM
by JettaJay
* duck egg? trees 269 2 03/23/09 12:56 AM
by DeadPhan
* good morning
( 1 2 all )
Jim 798 24 03/25/05 12:49 PM
by gdman
* Sunday Morning Pub Thread, May the 14th, Two Thousand and Six.
( 1 2 all )
OneMoreRobot3021 2,341 23 05/14/06 03:07 PM
by Banez

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
706 topic views. 10 members, 138 guests and 61 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Out-Grow.com - Mushroom Growing Kits & Supplies
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.04 seconds spending 0.003 seconds on 14 queries.