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OfflineFina
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Registered: 08/09/99
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Ducks!
    #1508968 - 04/30/03 07:48 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

The other morning I was woken by the sound of my dog barking and this weird quacking noise. I went to investigate and there was a wild duck doing circles in the backyard. I shooed him off because birdlife tend to make a filthy mess of the water after awhile. We didn?t see him the next day but the morning after that he came back, and he wasn?t alone. Seems he has brought a lady down to his new pad. I chased them off again but today they were back.
They?re very cute but they can?t stay. It?s been raining alot and there are some bugs in the pool which the ducks seem to be eating.
How can I get the little duckies to move on and find somewhere else to stay? And I?m not letting the dog loose on them, or shooting them, because that would be mean.


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Offlinejoe0985
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Re: Ducks! [Re: Fina]
    #1510304 - 05/01/03 02:23 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Hmm fireworks would prob work if that's available to ya


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Re: Ducks! [Re: joe0985]
    #1510335 - 05/01/03 02:45 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Throw birdseed...or whatever ducks eat into the neighbours yard!


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: Ducks! [Re: Fina]
    #1510550 - 05/01/03 06:26 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

They're very cute but they can't stay. It's been raining alot and there are some bugs in the pool which the ducks seem to be eating. "


Well it sounds like you have free pool maintenance to me(cleaning out of bugs etc) With THAT in mind, are you sure you want to get rid of them?


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Anonymous

Re: Ducks! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1510634 - 05/01/03 07:54 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

But who cleans the duck turds?


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: Ducks! [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1510636 - 05/01/03 07:56 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

LOL! Good point man, i wasn't thinking :frown: 


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Re: Ducks! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1510641 - 05/01/03 07:58 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Haha duck and goose turds are the worst.  I went to the beach once and you couldn't even see the sand.  It was covered in turds YUCK! :mad:


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: Ducks! [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1510684 - 05/01/03 08:22 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Well ihope you fufilled your role in the food chain of evolution and ate up all their poopies :grin:




J/K man :wink: 


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Anonymous

Re: Ducks! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1510718 - 05/01/03 08:42 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

LOL


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InvisiblePjS
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Re: Ducks! [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1510856 - 05/01/03 09:31 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Chili powder all around the garden.


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