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OfflinePatlal
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A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it?
    #15067878 - 09/12/11 03:29 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Basically, you would help him kill himself. For whatever reason, he wants to die, but he just cant pull the trigger.

So he asks you to do it for him. He writes a suicide note, makes his will, etc.

BUT

1 million got withdrawn from his account and you have nobody to vouch for you if the cops start asking questions.

So do you do it?


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15067941 - 09/12/11 03:37 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

so, a million USD to perhaps spend several years in jail and at the end have the money taken away by the gov, I dunno...

But I don't think I'd have a problem helping someone kill themself if they were terminally ill and really wanted to die, especially if it's an old family member or something.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15067954 - 09/12/11 03:40 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

if he gave me a couple days of heads up, yea.

i would just need a little time to think about how i would do it and not leave evidence.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #15067969 - 09/12/11 03:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I would, I'd tell him to close his eyes and I'd put the gun in his mouth- little does he knowed I turned into a vaporizer for DMT. As soon as I pull that trigger a whole bunch of DMT vapor is going to fill his lung. I'll clasp his mouth and squeeze his nose to make sure that stuff stay in there.
Then he'd be reborn and as a way to repay me that man will give the 1 mill along with a bijillion milkshakes and infinite cannabis.



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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15067979 - 09/12/11 03:45 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I would, but that money better be in cash or some other way where a bank will never see it.

Talk about great travel money.

Just going to have to take a trip to N. California. The body will never be seen again and the gunshot won't even be heard, by anyone that cares anyways.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: 4runner]
    #15068023 - 09/12/11 03:54 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

fuck that. what gun shots.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15068039 - 09/12/11 03:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, but I'd need the money before hand. I could be out of the country before anyone even started to look for the guy.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15068054 - 09/12/11 04:01 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Yes.  It would be very easy to do.  First you and the guy leave the country to say, South America.  You both go separately.  You kill the guy and come back to the USA.  The crime scene stays in another country and you come back to $1 million in cash.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15068080 - 09/12/11 04:08 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

No way duh. Haven't you seen Fletch that crazy asshole is going to fake his own death, kill you and then leave your corpse as his own in a burning building so he can collect the insurance money............ that's what you get for hanging down by the docks trying to uncover that heroin ring and spending time with his girl.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Alabama Slim]
    #15068092 - 09/12/11 04:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

fuck yeah I would.

shoot him in the head and then decompose his body in a vat of acid, breaking bad style.

then id spend that money very very slowly.

It'd be a lot different if it was just "kill some dude for a million," but it's basically assisted suicide with a legit bonus.  if he truly wanted to die I'd do it.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: 28064212]
    #15068093 - 09/12/11 04:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, but I would have to get the cash upfront and on my time, not his/hers.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Sham87]
    #15068114 - 09/12/11 04:16 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
Yes, but I would have to get the cash upfront and on my time, not his/hers.




You get the cash the day of the suicide/murder.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do i [Re: Patlal]
    #15068145 - 09/12/11 04:23 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

In a heartbeat

Id take him to a secluded part of some woods or country and blow his head off


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: 28064212]
    #15068265 - 09/12/11 04:45 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

28064212 said:
I would, I'd tell him to close his eyes and I'd put the gun in his mouth- little does he knowed I turned into a vaporizer for DMT. As soon as I pull that trigger a whole bunch of DMT vapor is going to fill his lung. I'll clasp his mouth and squeeze his nose to make sure that stuff stay in there.
Then he'd be reborn and as a way to repay me that man will give the 1 mill along with a bijillion milkshakes and infinite cannabis.



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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesn't have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15068350 - 09/12/11 04:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I dunno, I would never risk my life doing something that could end with a very negative consequence. Plus I dont think I can kill someone unless I felt it was a life or death matter or I was infuriated. He can do his own dirty work. There's other ways to get money, you just need to work harder.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #15068408 - 09/12/11 05:04 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I'd pull a plug on a family member if they were in a coma or something, but to help someone commit suicide, nope.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Jryan]
    #15068845 - 09/12/11 06:40 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I would do it for free everyone deserves the right to die on their on terms if they so wish.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #15068861 - 09/12/11 06:44 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

if i had enough of a headsup to cover my ass and make sure i didnt get caught, why not?  The guy is gonna die anyways :shrug:


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #15068963 - 09/12/11 07:10 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I would do it for free everyone deserves the right to die on their on terms if they so wish.



Everyone does have that right silly. The difference is, this imaginary person wants YOU to take part in their death.


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Re: A guy gives you 1 mil $ to kill him cause he doesnt have the guts to commit suicide, do you do it? [Re: bbl337]
    #15068969 - 09/12/11 07:12 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

bbl337 said:
if i had enough of a headsup to cover my ass and make sure i didnt get caught, why not?  The guy is gonna die anyways :shrug:



You should be banned for having a disruptive signature. How am I supposed to take part in the forum when I'm hypnotized by perfect bouncing asses every time you post?:lol:


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