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How to collect a room full of nutters for extermination
    #15061264 - 09/11/11 06:53 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)



Put a piece of cheese, i.e. a Bedini motor, in a room to attract the wackezoids, then seal the doors and finish the job.


Bedini: A larger piece of crap is way cooler than a small piece of crap. Can you feel the breeze?

OC: I certainly can! Hey, what's up with those 6 large automotive batteries powering the wheel?

Bedini: Pay no attention to those. They are just to get the wheel started so that it can run on its own.

OC: How is this different than your last money-sucking presentation?

Bedini: This one is a highly modified monopole.

OC: Modified because the earlier one did not work?

Bedini: No, but this one is HIGHLY modified, damn it! :mad2:

Audience: *titter* *gasp* "Ooh! It's magnificent!" *looks of awe and amazement* "Can we touch the hem of your plaid shirt?" "We better sell our Exxon stock, pronto!" "Yeah, if Bedini is not assassinated."

OC: How does it work?

Bedini: It spins 'round and 'round until you are hypnotized into opening your wallet. Listen to the soothing music.

OC: So overunity = money for nothing and chicks for free?

Bedini: :wink:


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Re: How to collect a room full of nutters for extermination [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #15061359 - 09/11/11 08:23 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

OC: I certainly can! Hey, what's up with those 6 large automotive batteries powering the wheel?

:rofl2:


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: How to collect a room full of nutters for extermination [Re: Diploid]
    #15061362 - 09/11/11 08:27 AM (9 years, 7 months ago)

The people in the room look as if they are witnessing the Second Coming. I think of it more as the Second Fleecing.

:sheepie:


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