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Fortunando
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: teamkiller] 2
#14989585 - 08/28/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jacked off while on the line with my mom over the phone.
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microdotty
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Fortunando]
#14990023 - 08/28/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fortunando said: Jacked off while on the line with my mom over the phone.
your mum talked dirty to ya on the phone while you wanked off???
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Fortunando
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: microdotty]
#14992140 - 08/28/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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microdotty said:
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Fortunando said: Jacked off while on the line with my mom over the phone.
your mum talked dirty to ya on the phone while you wanked off???
No, I was wanking off to a porno when she called. I was so close that I decided to answer it since I would be done. I was within 30 secs on the phone. (had to mute it while she talked)
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Cherk
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Fortunando]
#14992261 - 08/28/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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stick lashing and belt whipping bubbly cougar ass until it bruises for a week
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BothHands
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Cherk]
#14992281 - 08/28/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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pffft
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Cherk
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14992386 - 08/28/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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no one can ever beat psychoslut cause he ate m&ms out of someones ass
this lady wants to go to the bondage club with me and I said i have to wear brass knuckles and a soviet military hat
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DarkMatterOfFact
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Cherk]
#14992437 - 08/28/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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cherokee thinks this is a competition.
1st place gets a golden pussy or dildo.
whichever u prefer.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Cherk]
#14992457 - 08/28/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't want to beat psychoslut
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Society
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Not to dig up an dead horse buried two days ago, but I agree with BH. Bleaching butthole is retarded, and if you think a woman's natural butthole color is unattractive, you're probably also retarded.
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DarkMatterOfFact said: least i dont judge people, own guns, have a addiction to violence and abuse,
enjoy arguing, talking shit, and am generally a sensitive and caring guy.
Did I miss a joke or do you seriously have a problem with gun owners?
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teamkiller
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#14998608 - 08/29/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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i have a problem with gun owners. What are you gonna do about it? shoot me?
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pwnasaurus
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: teamkiller]
#15000544 - 08/30/11 06:44 AM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: i have a problem with gun owners. What are you gonna do about it? shoot me?
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HeadTripVertigo
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: teamkiller]
#15001347 - 08/30/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: i have a problem with gun owners. What are you gonna do about it? shoot me?
yep. that'll teach you not to be such a pussy.
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DarkMatterOfFact
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#15003976 - 08/30/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 6 months ago) |
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Society said: Not to dig up an dead horse buried two days ago, but I agree with BH. Bleaching butthole is retarded, and if you think a woman's natural butthole color is unattractive, you're probably also retarded.
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DarkMatterOfFact said: least i dont judge people, own guns, have a addiction to violence and abuse,
enjoy arguing, talking shit, and am generally a sensitive and caring guy.
Did I miss a joke or do you seriously have a problem with gun owners?
joke? death is a joke?
I just have a problem with violent, angry and irresponsible ones. but to be honest i hate guns in general.
their main purpose for being invented was for wargames by killing people. not really a great accomplishment of mankind.
not to mention all the lives in vane they've helped destroy.
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draGONMAN90000
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I personally don't really care for guns, but it's whatever, it's not like disliking them is gonna take them away, own all the guns you want, I just don't wanna be around them, the gun owner may be cool, but I don't like the gun... now bow and arrows are cool.
And as for the bleached buttholes... screw it man, if a lady wants to bleach her balloon knot, it's okay with me, don't wanna bleach it? Sounds all right in my opinion, either way, I'm going to tongue lash every inch of her butt and vagina... over and over...
Oh right, sorry for getting off topic from the arguing, I didn't know where else to post this
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People killed each other just as easily, and just as often before guns.
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vandago



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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #26] 2
#15844730 - 02/21/12 08:47 PM (12 years, 12 days ago) |
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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 06:02 AM)
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claraclairvoyant
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#15845152 - 02/21/12 10:01 PM (12 years, 12 days ago) |
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I saw that the last reply was vandage and was immediately excited
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teamkiller
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the dirtiest thing i've done sexually is read vandago's posts in this thread.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: teamkiller]
#15845496 - 02/21/12 11:25 PM (12 years, 12 days ago) |
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When I was a teen (14) I met someone online from the UK who asked me to shave my pubes and mail them to him. He was 18. I did. It was the first time I had shaved my pubes, actually I mostly cut them and then I shaved them after. Now, looking back, it creeps the shit out of me.
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Re: dirtiest shit you've done sexually [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15846063 - 02/22/12 03:36 AM (12 years, 12 days ago) |
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Random underage girl pube voodoo doll 
I drank a shooter of my partners shit. I was indifferent to it, didn't turn me on or off.
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