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 Re: If I sent a kid into area 51?  [Re: Rexter]
#14986848 - 08/27/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rexter said:
I figured it out!
He needs to be old enough to speak a few words but young enough that his case wouldn't be held up in court.
just hit him on his head allot and don't teach him to speak.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: tospace]
#14987102 - 08/27/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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*bump.
I think this thread has great potential
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Rexter] 3
#14987156 - 08/27/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should castrate yourself to avoid future trouble.
It can be your gift to humanity.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: ModularMind]
#14987809 - 08/27/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or I can 
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Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Rexter]
#14988176 - 08/27/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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why not just strap a camera onto a solar powered remote controlled minature rover like the ones they sent to mars but much smaller, im surprized nobodies tried this before. I soppose the catch is that you would have to be close to send teh signals, however you could also plot out the distance and program a microship to make the turns and such so it wouldn't need any remote. you'd also have to plot a course back to retrieve the film or rig a cellphone to email it to you
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14988216 - 08/27/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's really only one way to find out if this would work or not.
And if it all goes horribly wrong, then at least future people who get this idea in their head will know not to try it, or at least be able to tweak their approach a bit.
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The main reason I was thinking of using my child is because he will have some nice life experence and experience is everything. Plus he will gain some character.
Haha no for real I think if I just throw a ball that can move with like a remote control I can have my kid or dog with a camera will follow it. Of course the dog will have a camera/ and or audio device so If they get picked up I'll at least be able to hear the gards comments of the incident.
-"haha those fools who watch this place are getting pretty elaborate for somthing that doesent really exist"
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"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"
Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Rexter]
#14988594 - 08/27/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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They would probably levee heavy monetary fines on the kid then expect you as the parent to pay it.
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critter cam + an army of praire dogs is probably a better idea.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Rexter]
#14990049 - 08/28/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can always make more kids, there is only one you, therefore sending your kid over the electrified fence, though the minefield into trespassers-may-be-shot-on-sight territory is the responsible thing to do. To hasten the plan you can steal an unmarked van, write Free Candy on it and kidnap some neighborhood kids, brainwash them and be your drones for you, theres always more of those than you can make yourself and saves you waiting six or eight years between attempts. One of them eventually will get through 
((I think I'm on the same drug that inspired your OP, Rexter))
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Asante]
#15025103 - 09/03/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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bump
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my own WCA V: I
"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"
Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Rexter]
#15025119 - 09/03/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rexter said:
bump
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This reminds me of my plan to break into area 51. I'm not telling anyone though.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: tospace]
#15025227 - 09/03/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a better idea. Call up a few television stations and tell them to meet you on the outskirts of Area 51, and that you will promise them something cool for them to film. When the TV crews get there and have their cameras set up, strip naked, cover yourself in grease, and sprint into Area 51 territory. Make sure that you are always within site of the cameras. Maybe if we are lucky, all of us will see the video of the crazy greased-up naked guy getting detained by Area 51 security. 
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: tospace]
#15025239 - 09/03/11 09:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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There's not much at area51 I'd assume. It's mostly used for weapons testing which sometimes includes testing planes that are in development. Area51 is so high profile since the fifties that the government would be stupid to do any type of top secret r&d there.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: tospace]
#15025245 - 09/03/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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im likeing the gopher idea a lot, maybe send 1000 cows. or something of the like.
"NEWS TODAY"
"MILITARY SLAUGHTERS COWS, THOUGHT IT WAS AN EVASION"
"CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS NOW BEING QUESTIONED"
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my own WCA V: I
"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"
Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Idiot]
#15025299 - 09/03/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Idiot said:
There's not much at area51 I'd assume. It's mostly used for weapons testing which sometimes includes testing planes that are in development. Area51 is so high profile since the fifties that the government would be stupid to do any type of top secret r&d there.
except its getting harder and harder to hide things, best to pick a spot and landmine the fuck out of it, shoot anyone who manages to keep crawling after setting one off
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: HairyTaco]
#15026332 - 09/04/11 04:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
I have a better idea. Call up a few television stations and tell them to meet you on the outskirts of Area 51, and that you will promise them something cool for them to film. When the TV crews get there and have their cameras set up, strip naked, cover yourself in grease, and sprint into Area 51 territory. Make sure that you are always within site of the cameras. Maybe if we are lucky, all of us will see the video of the crazy greased-up naked guy getting detained by Area 51 security.
I agree man, greased up naked guys are key.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: Asante]
#15026360 - 09/04/11 04:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go to Dulce and try to kidnap one of the Greys or Reptilians.
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Re: If I sent a kid into area 51? [Re: mongo lloyd]
#15026380 - 09/04/11 05:17 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
mongo lloyd said:
Go to Dulce and try to kidnap one of the Greys or Reptilians.
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