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So i gots this friend whos a virgin.
    #14892805 - 08/08/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Hes like 30. and im new here, but he works at the gym i go to. So he invited me over to this bar to watch ufc the other night. We end up drinking there and going to the other bar down the street and drinking alot more. I find out.. That hes 30. Thinks im 30 too lol. But truth also comes out that hes a virgin.:shrug:



So how the hell do i go about this and get him laid? I honestly have had bad fucking luck ever since i moved to this state. I dont like alot of the girls here that ive met. and ive kinda became indifferent to getting girls even though i banged so many just a couple years ago.

THIS will push me to talk to girls hardcore and hit on every one possible. Because i will be doing it for my friend. This could actually help me out in the end. Cuz ill push hard to help him and not care who i talk too.


How the fuck do you get a 30yo guy laid with some chick from the bars. Wtf should i do? should i hit on couples of girls and invite them to talk to us. :um:

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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: dshow]
    #14892825 - 08/08/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

First thing is first, you need to find out if he knows or has an idea of what he wants.  This is all-important.

Does he want a long term relationship, a one time fuck or something in between?



If you're not on there already I'd highly recommend okcupid.


Leave out the part about being a virgin. (him)


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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: Humility]
    #14892842 - 08/08/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Humility said:
First thing is first, you need to find out if he knows or has an idea of what he wants.  This is all-important.

Does he want a long term relationship, a one time fuck or something in between?



If you're not on there already I'd highly recommend okcupid.


Leave out the part about being a virgin. (him)






ok cupid wont help me with him. Im sure he wants to get laid..?? well shit i dont know that. But this pretty cute milf was hitting on him. and he was liking it. Then she left and he blurted out that was the closest hes ever been to a girl :eek:



so if alcohol was telling the truth. Then god damn. I must do something.

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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: dshow]
    #14893453 - 08/08/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds to me like its his own issues. You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him drink kinda thing. I think youd be a good wing man for sure. Take him out more and get him interacting with more people/women. He needs to over-come this wall hes put up between himself and the opposite sex. Alcohol makes a great social lubricant..

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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14893551 - 08/09/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck him in his ass bro.

Do the homie!  Do the homie!




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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: Humility]
    #14893887 - 08/09/11 01:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Let him do his thing.

If you force it, bad things happen.

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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: Shroomerited]
    #14896845 - 08/09/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

agreed. dont want the guys first sexual experience to include herpes and syphilis


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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: dshow]
    #14901834 - 08/10/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Either buy him a hooker or let him learn on his own.  Sometimes you just can't help people, and they just have to progress on their own.  I have a friend from High School who was a virgin well into his twenties, and for all I know he could still be a virgin(last time I saw him he claimed to have gotten laid, but at this point I'm not sure if I believe him).  He's a nice guy, but can be very awkward at times.  In his case, I don't know that an OkCupid profile would help(it's certainly helped me out, though).  Anyway, sometimes you've just got to let things take their course.  Offer him advice if he asks for it, but otherwise let it be.


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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: Silversoul]
    #14914373 - 08/13/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

1.get pissed with him.
2 then call him an expensive call girl.
3 your the new hero
4. profit?

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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: Silversoul]
    #14914597 - 08/13/11 03:36 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Either buy him a hooker or let him learn on his own.  Sometimes you just can't help people, and they just have to progress on their own.  I have a friend from High School who was a virgin well into his twenties, and for all I know he could still be a virgin(last time I saw him he claimed to have gotten laid, but at this point I'm not sure if I believe him).  He's a nice guy, but can be very awkward at times.  In his case, I don't know that an OkCupid profile would help(it's certainly helped me out, though).  Anyway, sometimes you've just got to let things take their course.  Offer him advice if he asks for it, but otherwise let it be.




I think he missed this boat.


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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #14915011 - 08/13/11 08:13 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
Either buy him a hooker or let him learn on his own.  Sometimes you just can't help people, and they just have to progress on their own.  I have a friend from High School who was a virgin well into his twenties, and for all I know he could still be a virgin(last time I saw him he claimed to have gotten laid, but at this point I'm not sure if I believe him).  He's a nice guy, but can be very awkward at times.  In his case, I don't know that an OkCupid profile would help(it's certainly helped me out, though).  Anyway, sometimes you've just got to let things take their course.  Offer him advice if he asks for it, but otherwise let it be.




I think he missed this boat.






:lol:


Yea he did... Its time to step in... ?

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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: dshow]
    #14915305 - 08/13/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You will have to find

1. Drunk/waste girl
2. Drugged girl
3. Hooker/call girl
4. a girl who is very understanding and open.


Obviously four would be the most ideal situation, but that may take him another five years. 1/2 would be easy but sloppy situation like that your first time is not ideal if it were me.

I'd personally want to have sex with a call girl 4-5 times, so when time comes to fuck all the anxiety that has built up from being a 30 year old virgin is gone.


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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: withoutawire]
    #14925488 - 08/15/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yea, but then for the rest of your life your story is 'I was a virgin at thirty but I pre gamed for you with a whore four or five times' instead of 'I was a virgin till i was thirty but I was finally like fuck it and went out and got some pussy'


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Re: So i gots this friend whos a virgin. [Re: LSDXM]
    #14932571 - 08/16/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think the best question here is "does he want to get rid of his virginity?". If so, it should be quite easy, there's quite a few women out there who appeal to the idea of taking a dude's virginity even at 30. If not, then give up, he'll be the 40, 50, 60, 70 year old virgin and simply just live alone to himself and his hobbies. Best advice I could giver in this situation is to not look for the sluttiest girl for him, but look for the most accepting girl of this embarrassing and amusing issue.

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