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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE
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How can someone make such a bad sandwich?
#14912192 - 08/12/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I went over this girl's house for lunch today and she made me a sandwich. It was salami and american 'cheese' on white bread with ketchup. I would have turned it down if I wasn't looking to get laid.
I'm afraid to eat a sandwich made by someone else now.
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 1
#14912202 - 08/12/11 04:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow that sounds really disgusting
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: Equipto] 1
#14912204 - 08/12/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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more importantly, did you get laid?
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: Equipto]
#14912205 - 08/12/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Equipto said: wow that sounds really disgusting
And here's something even grosser... she made the same sandwich for herself, except hers had mayo on it.
Idk what I would have done if she put mayo on mine.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: funegi]
#14912206 - 08/12/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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funegi said: more importantly, did you get laid?
Not yet.
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: funegi]
#14912209 - 08/12/11 04:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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The secret is to not put ketchup on it... wtf was she thinking? "Hey maybe I can make this sandwich taste like fries!
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] 3
#14912212 - 08/12/11 04:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I seems like its almost not worth it, this Sandwich could be an indication of things to come.
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14912217 - 08/12/11 04:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eww who the fuck puts ketchup on a sandwhich. I would have jsut told her no ketchup pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee! or did she already have it made????
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: DeathCompany] 1
#14912225 - 08/12/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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DeathCompany said: Eww who the fuck puts ketchup on a sandwhich. I would have jsut told her no ketchup pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeee! or did she already have it made????
She didn't ask me what I wanted at all.
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14912235 - 08/12/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I like a little ketchup on a sandwich sometimes. (A VERY small squirt.) Adds some tanginess. BBQ sauce is preferable though.
And what is wrong with mayo?
Salami, cheese, mayo, and white bread sounds like a perfect sandwich to me...
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ifoundwaldo] 1
#14912250 - 08/12/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: I like a little ketchup on a sandwich sometimes. (A VERY small squirt.) Adds some tanginess. BBQ sauce is preferable though.
And what is wrong with mayo?
Salami, cheese, mayo, and white bread sounds like a perfect sandwich to me...
Replace the Ketchup with Mayo and it sounds great!
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: W4E2E0D]
#14912256 - 08/12/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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W4E2E0D said:
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ifoundwaldo said: I like a little ketchup on a sandwich sometimes. (A VERY small squirt.) Adds some tanginess. BBQ sauce is preferable though.
And what is wrong with mayo?
Salami, cheese, mayo, and white bread sounds like a perfect sandwich to me...
Replace the Ketchup with Mayo and it sounds great!
Yeah, and I really can't see how you'd mess it up... You're putting pre-sliced meat and pre-sliced cheese in between pre-sliced bread after all. This isn't some world class meal being prepared.
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: W4E2E0D]
#14912257 - 08/12/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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well once you get the cooz you will see how that sandwich will be the best sandwich in the world. infact, im gonna go make me one and eat it just incase it attracts cooz
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14912263 - 08/12/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would consider this sandwich acceptable, if unimpressive, if it had mustard+mayo instead of ketchup.
But the ketchup just makes it inedible. I would come up with any excuse possible not to eat that thing.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14912274 - 08/12/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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W4E2E0D said:
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ifoundwaldo said: I like a little ketchup on a sandwich sometimes. (A VERY small squirt.) Adds some tanginess. BBQ sauce is preferable though.
And what is wrong with mayo?
Salami, cheese, mayo, and white bread sounds like a perfect sandwich to me...
Replace the Ketchup with Mayo and it sounds great!
Yeah, and I really can't see how you'd mess it up... You're putting pre-sliced meat and pre-sliced cheese in between pre-sliced bread after all. This isn't some world class meal being prepared.
Yeah but my sandwiches are way different. I use whole grain bread with veggies, ham, and sriracha sauce.
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ifoundwaldo
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A lot of hate for ketchup on sandwiches in this thread...
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14912284 - 08/12/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I bet the sandwich itself was like
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: W4E2E0D] 4
#14912288 - 08/12/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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American cheese lol
More like sheet of cheeselike plastic
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Ignore tchan909, soldier! you eat that sandwich and you eat it good! w/a big fucking smile. and you lie to her and tell her it was the best god damn sandwich you ever had! you do whatever you have to do to get up in that shit. After you hit it, you'll know if you can stomach more of those samichez or not.
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Re: How can someone make such a bad sandwich? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14912293 - 08/12/11 05:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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sounds like a bitch. never speak to her again.
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