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 Tasty_Smurf_House
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 Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences  [Re: iloveraving]
#2993176 - 08/11/04 09:06 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wanna see a person behind the puppet turn into the puppet and have the orignal die and then have the puppet make a puppet of a resurection of the original.
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OuchITripped
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
#2993324 - 08/11/04 09:39 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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me too 
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-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
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if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
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Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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 OldSpice
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 Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#2993349 - 08/11/04 09:45 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Behave in Ripples PUB ...
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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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Rasal
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#8671262 - 07/23/08 11:05 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I guess I've never had a "bad" sexual/drug experience - although the show "Intervention" makes DMX look pretty bad - please be careful guys - I hear it causes permenant brain damage. Never did 'shrooms - Daddy wouldn't share those...
But best sex ever was the brief few weeks that I had two partners. I would literally do one, then cross the hall and do the other. It was great while it lasted. Unfortunately, one was getting married and had to cut me off before the fiancee figured out why they were too tired to do it. Nothing says cheating like being too tired for sex on your wedding night!
Worst car ride? Anytime I wasn't driving. I hate being at the mercy of other people...
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Rasal]
#8671270 - 07/23/08 11:08 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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This thread is almost four, count 'em four, years old.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Ferris
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#8671376 - 07/23/08 11:34 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Aw well 
I'm low on new sex stories for the shroomery, so here's a shortie from a couple years ago.
Once I was in Tiajuana and one of the 20 dollar prostitutes grabbed me by the jacket, grabbed my balls with the other hand and started carresing them. That was the most dircet come on I've ever received.
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thedudenj
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Ferris]
#8671513 - 07/23/08 12:07 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hmm when in amsterdam a 50 euro hooker opened her glass door grabbed me and was like 50 euro, i said no thanks and got my frist mushroom trip with that money instead.
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you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours
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Ferris
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: thedudenj]
#8672310 - 07/23/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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You sir have your priorities straight.
If I recall correctly, I got like 10 pills of some semi-bunk e for that money instead.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences *DELETED* [Re: kaiowas]
#14901109 - 08/10/11 12:38 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Post deleted by Mr.PhilCybinReason for deletion: .
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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#14901150 - 08/10/11 12:46 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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bump
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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#14901448 - 08/10/11 01:37 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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1. This thread is 6 years old.
2. You don't bump a thread 8 fucking minutes after you've posted in it.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14905200 - 08/11/11 07:53 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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1. cut a brotha some slack, ima newb.
2. i was stating that my first one was a bump, after i realized that it was 3 years since the last comment.
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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#14905237 - 08/11/11 08:05 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#28935148 - 09/03/24 11:41 PM (7 months, 16 days ago) |
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My worst sexual experience was my worst car ride, without sex! Get it!? Real hard! Keel, keel! LOL!
Lewlzers, to wow, to wowzers. Thampes, thumped, thanks. Lol the fuck ‘ol.
~Alex (G.) Johnson
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