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InvisibleChe_Night_Soil
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Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology * 1
    #1489661 - 04/24/03 01:45 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

1) A smoke break, beer in hand, while pressure-cooking.
2) The depression of the plunger and trickle of solution.
3) Little circles of mycelium.
4) Colonized jars and the greatness of potential.
5) Little circles of mycelium.
6) Colonized substrate and the godlikeness of potential.
7) The chocolaty smell of a coir/verm casing.
8) The first pin.
9) A growing flush, especially in the morning and after returning in the evening.
10) The feeling that nothing else could conceivably go less than right: the fruits of your labor drying safe in their chamber.


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1489683 - 04/24/03 01:51 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

LOL, excellent :smile: 

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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1489811 - 04/24/03 02:21 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

superb riposte! have some shrooms! :laugh: 
edit: sorry, done it already!


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: ]
    #1489838 - 04/24/03 02:25 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck yeah!


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: PDU]
    #1489852 - 04/24/03 02:28 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

You should include opening a jar for the first time and smelling that strong mushroomy smell... my friend wasn't really expecting that but he loved it :smile:


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1489870 - 04/24/03 02:32 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

i especially love nos. 2 and 9. better than sex!


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: shirley knott]
    #1489897 - 04/24/03 02:39 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

At least as good, and more singular :smirk:


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: pillsbury420]
    #1490475 - 04/24/03 05:21 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

I've changed it to thirty 'cause I'd like to hear what small joys others derive from cult. Pillsbury420 had a good one :grin:


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Re: Ten Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1490495 - 04/24/03 05:27 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

How bout arriving home and seeing you'r first syringes in the mail box, then ripping them open ala "Ralphie" (Christmas Story) style. :wink: 

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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1490541 - 04/24/03 05:44 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Being able to give your significant other some "flowers".

:grin:
Your scale doesnt go that high.

:laugh:
Your first Jar of WBS, fully colonized.

:smile:
The first spore print you made.


On & on............... almost a new lifestyle.

6T  :tongue:
 


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1490577 - 04/24/03 05:53 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

11) getting back from the shop and unloading your bags, after finding that magic ingredient you were after.


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: shirley knott]
    #1490628 - 04/24/03 06:06 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)


Your 1st shroom over 100 grams
:laugh:
Knowing why everyone really raves about AA PC's.

Your first G2G that did not contam.

:smile:
Getting your fogger to work right.

:laugh:
:grin:

Your first foot tall shrooms.

Hell, the list is almost endless, LOL

6T  :tongue:


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: SixTango]
    #1490646 - 04/24/03 06:11 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

i dont think this was said but taking you first shrooms that you grown and tripping off your ass......good times


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: SixTango]
    #1490651 - 04/24/03 06:11 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Knowing why everyone really raves about AA PC's.




That's on this guy I know's Christmas list.


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1490690 - 04/24/03 06:25 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Quote:

Knowing why everyone really raves about AA PC's.



That's on this guy I know's Christmas list.   




Best Price on the Net

6T  :tongue:

 


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: SixTango]
    #1490994 - 04/24/03 08:07 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Wait...hey, man, no professionals allowed :smirk:.The guy would definitely like to have one of those 30 or 41 qt's. Thanks, 6T.

I have to add another: the secretiveness. In class and at work the guy feels like he's carrying an exciting secret with him. He likes thinking about who he might want to give some to :grin:


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #1491097 - 04/24/03 08:46 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Ahhh the smell. That's always a classic. :grin: Lysol and pf jars... mmmm.

I'm going to have to say:

That amazing time in the cult. process... 100% colonization.  :grin: 


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: SixTango]
    #1491169 - 04/24/03 09:13 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

You think that 41 qt canner really holds 19 qt jars? Thats over twice what mine holds!


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: no-tone]
    #1491267 - 04/24/03 09:48 PM (20 years, 11 months ago)

pillsbury420 is on his 420'th post.


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Re: Thirty Joys of Amateur Mycology [Re: no-tone]
    #1491880 - 04/25/03 01:29 AM (20 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

You think that 41 qt canner really holds 19 qt jars? Thats over twice what mine holds!




20, if ya pack em right.


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