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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: R2-D2] * 1
    #14891085 - 08/08/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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R2-D2 said:
pray






I agree....magic is no match for Jesus!



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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Humility]
    #14891199 - 08/08/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Aries8427




She looks pretty plain for a witch. I think she needs a witch costume.

Now that would be fresh.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Humility]
    #14891247 - 08/08/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

OP, you must absolutely find a way to reverse this spell,
for you will feel the effects of such an energy casting,
especially if it will indeed be cast by a whole coven.

SWIM had cursed a person, and the following day that person
was hit by a car and their leg had been broken in multiple locations.
To this day neither SWIM nor the affected person has ever been the same.

:tonberry:

I can only imagine the effects of such energy being sent out by a whole coven.

May Diana bless you and watch over you.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: m00nshine]
    #14891323 - 08/08/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Someone's been watching too much True Blood.
:shrug:

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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: astroblack]
    #14891334 - 08/08/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:

I'm loving the new season so far. The second season was really tedious, it was like "OK I get it she's some kind of evil hedonism god here to take over the town" then they made said conquest last six episodes. The writing was on the wall from the beginning. :zomgwtf:

The new season's great though, full of WTF moments and crazy-ass twists.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: astroblack]
    #14891336 - 08/08/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I have a paranoid schitzophrenic friend who is absolutley convinced that someone hypnotized him or something and robbed his free will :shrug: Always wondered if witchcraft really was at play :strokebeard:

Honestly i dont really believe in it, and i view it as more psychological....but I dont go around trying to piss off occultists :lol:


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14891345 - 08/08/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Vibes are a powerful thing, man. But I suspect that hippie vibes versus black magic vibes would be like bringing a plastic spork to a knife fight.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14891349 - 08/08/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, man I dunno. They could be like potassium vs water.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Dawks]
    #14891364 - 08/08/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Or like a sunlamp versus a blacklight... :stoned:


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14891370 - 08/08/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Either way positive vibes thrown :shrug: Ill say a prayer to my imaginary friend too :bowdown::jesus:


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Humility]
    #14891527 - 08/08/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I really hope somebody trolls this bitch hard.  Please post about it if you do! :thumbup:


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By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: circularvortex]
    #14891557 - 08/08/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Next time you want to cross someone or disrespect someone in a smug, coonish, way, make sure that person isn't a practicing magician. But even if that person is, whatever comes your way you definitely deserved. Looks can be deceiving. The most successful people in this world are scientists/business people WHO ARE ALSO well versed in the occult/ metaphysics/esoterica. They don't hold on to shitty esoteric/metaphysical cookbooks from barnes and noble, or shitty disgraceful members of the [un]conscious community like you do. I am the leader of my own coven and you want to shit on me??? The only type of people I allow into my circle are educated, magicians or practitioners. Trust me, WE ARE EVERYWHERE, and JUST WAITING for a smug punk like you to come out and do or say something out of pocket so that we can use you to practice our magic on. You aren't even on my spiritual level, and you judged me and sacrificed yourself willingly to me. Thanks for volunteering, voluntaryist!

You've got a lot to learn. There is a whole world out there that you are too spiritually drunk and unconscious to even be aware of. You should not be trying to school anyone! I can do things to matter and energy (including yours) that cannot even be proven with logic, and you think you can teach me something? You fucking clown!





she sounds like someone hurt her ego and now wants some way of power to hurt back, like some kids being touched by their uncle turn into pedophiles. she's on an ego trip to the moon and her own curse.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #14891677 - 08/08/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hey dude can you re-up photos of that wall you drew in your house, that wall is pimpadelic


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14891745 - 08/08/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
hey dude can you re-up photos of that wall you drew in your house, that wall is pimpadelic



Yeah, I'd appreciate that.


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Humility]
    #14891840 - 08/08/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I actually have this FWB who is absolutely convinced her ex is a "warlock" who keeps tabs on her by astral projecting.

She's also black. :strokebeard2:


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14892293 - 08/08/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #14892299 - 08/08/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Jaw: currently on the floor.

Where the fuck is that from?


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14892314 - 08/08/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that wall is the epitomy of :aweoverdose:, seriously, i :heart: that wall so much, i would pay for a wall like that, like literally, i could stare at that thing for hours


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Humility] * 1
    #14892353 - 08/08/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

As someone else said, It's all circular. The concepts of karma, ouroboros whatever you want to call it. Energy returns to it's source. If your karma is good and you walk in the light you will be okay brother. Those who tread the path of darkness always get a taste of their own poison at some point. I will say both paths have the same destination. However, one is a much longer walk. This lady sounds a bit off though. Anyone who claims to have the abilities she says she has normally see's no point in harming another being. Especially over something as trivial as what you said to her. A true magician would have a better grasp over their emotion, not letting it overwhelm them like that. Never the less, good vibes your way!


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Re: OMG some bitch from okcupid just threatened me with black magic [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14892409 - 08/08/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
Jaw: currently on the floor.

Where the fuck is that from?



its on my wall, right next to me


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