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My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night
    #14878426 - 08/05/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This saddens me.  Now I'll have to be all paranoid and stay inside while tripping. Now if anyone decides to be an ass and make any sort of complaint about me I'll probably have a cop knocking on my door because he won't have anything better to do.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878434 - 08/05/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

fuck with him by planting fake drugs around the building

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878443 - 08/05/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Time to move the fuck out!  :detectivescrotes:


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878450 - 08/05/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah and they usually get dumbass cops to work in a complex because the're too dumb to work out in the streets.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: iliketripping]
    #14878475 - 08/05/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

my old patrol guy would pee in the pool while standing up it was gross i mean wtf is wrong with him


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: Coaster]
    #14878491 - 08/05/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you sure its a real cop?

not some jazzy uptuned security guard.

when all else fails make friends with him :shrug: feel em out a bit


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: rackem]
    #14878504 - 08/05/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

that sucks

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: Sally D]
    #14878505 - 08/05/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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PostiveOutlook said:
fuck with him by planting fake drugs around the building



Some baggies of baking soda might be in order.

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Sally D said:
Time to move the fuck out!  :detectivescrotes:



There are a lot of shady people living here (which I'm ok with. Makes me look like a good law abiding citizen compared to them) so I wouldn't be suprised if this was an attempt to get them to move.

And yes it's a real cop.

Edited by shadowplay (08/05/11 07:49 PM)

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: rackem]
    #14878509 - 08/05/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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rackem said:when all else fails make friends with him :shrug: feel em out a bit




Just not good friends, that could backfire on you

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878519 - 08/05/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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shadowplay said:
Quote:

PostiveOutlook said:
fuck with him by planting fake drugs around the building



Some baggies of baking soda might be in order.

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Sally D said:
Time to move the fuck out!  :detectivescrotes:



There are a lot of shady people living here (which I'm ok with. Makes me look like a good law abiding citizen compared to them) so I wouldn't be suprised if this was an attempt to get them to move.

And yes it's a real cop.



what a terribly way to say something, u could just say, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: Wanktious]
    #14878538 - 08/05/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Wanktious said:
what a terribly way to say something, u could just say, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.



Except that they don't know who all is actually involved in illegal activity, so this could let them weed themselves out.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878542 - 08/05/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

shadowplay said:
Quote:

PostiveOutlook said:
fuck with him by planting fake drugs around the building



Some baggies of baking soda might be in order.





Just make sure there aren't any security cameras.
If caught, they might try to charge you with possession of a counterfeit controlled substance.


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878545 - 08/05/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I still think that's gay

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878556 - 08/05/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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my old patrol guy would pee in the pool while standing up it was gross i mean wtf is wrong with him





thats fuckin sick. :puke:


u should video taped him, then bring him down

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: P-O]
    #14878563 - 08/05/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yes more like a business friend... not a long term sense birth buddy.

thanks for the clarification


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: rackem]
    #14878626 - 08/05/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Nope no cameras here. Does seem a bit odd to be hiring a cop and not even bother to have cameras though.

And I think I'll just stay out of his way instead of being his friend. I doubt I could pull it off without being weird about it.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878833 - 08/05/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

'Magine waltzing into some rich apartment complex's rental office and posing as the owner of a security company and getting them to give you business and you and your friends dressed up as guards and got paid to patrol and chill in the complex?

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878846 - 08/05/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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shadowplay said:
Nope no cameras here. Does seem a bit odd to be hiring a cop and not even bother to have cameras though.

And I think I'll just stay out of his way instead of being his friend. I doubt I could pull it off without being weird about it.





haha ya, some people have more practice being 'friends' 'aquaintences' etc with the ol po 9's than others.


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14878903 - 08/05/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That sucks. I don't know what I would recommend other that laying low. If it were me I would talk to the guy.


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: shadowplay]
    #14879002 - 08/05/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

He can't really do anything if you're just walking around outside. Just don't do something stupid to make it obvious you're tripping/ intoxicated.


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14879151 - 08/05/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You'll just have to hire your own bum to keep him occupied. :lol:


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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: Cynosure]
    #14879175 - 08/05/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Report the methheads in the apartment next to yours to get on his good side.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: Cudder]
    #14880759 - 08/06/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Cudder said:
Report the methheads in the apartment next to yours to get on his good side.



Kid Thats what we would call snitching, and its just not cool. But I kind of would expect that crazy talk from a 15 year old kid on a drug forum.

Op that shit sucks....not much you can do cept be more careful. Goodluck man.

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Re: My apartment complex just hired a cop to patrol the premises at night [Re: The Influence]
    #14881362 - 08/06/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Are you talking about an off-duty cop who is just moonlighting as a security guard at night?  Or are you talking about an actual on-duty cop who is being paid to only patrol your complex?

If it's just an off-duty cop moonlighting as a security guard, he is not going to give a shit about your's or any of the other tenant's drug use.  He is only being paid to watch out for vandalism, car thefts, car's getting broken into, and to keep undesirable people from loitering around the complex late at night. 

A lot of cops who do moonlight as a security guard at night do wear their police uniform.  Just because the guy is wearing his police uniform doesn't mean he is on-duty.

Edited by HairyTaco (08/06/11 02:34 PM)

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