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Almond Flour
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America's wildlife pussies?
#14849171 - 07/30/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Every country on earth seems to have some sort of badass animal, insect, reptile, fish, etc that can and will fuck shit up if given the opportunity.
We in America have a handful of dangerous/lethal animals while the rest maybe a little dangerous, will end up only causing some discomfort in the end without killing you
Wheres our Cobras, Box Jellies, Sloth bears, and elephantiasis carrying mesquitos!
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849178 - 07/30/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Americans are the badass animal, we fuck everything up.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849184 - 07/30/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Every country on earth seems to have some sort of badass animal, insect, reptile, fish, etc that can and will fuck shit up if given the opportunity.
We in America have a handful of dangerous/lethal animals while the rest maybe a little dangerous, will end up only causing some discomfort in the end without killing you
Wheres our Cobras, Box Jellies, Sloth bears, and elephantiasis carrying mesquitos!
We don't need any of that, we have Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen.
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Almond Flour
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: lazyfingers]
#14849199 - 07/30/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lazyfingers said: Americans are the badass animal, we fuck everything up.
funny way to look at it. I saw a documentary showing a street gang in a South African ghetto calling themselves "The Americans"
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour] 3
#14849259 - 07/30/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Herbal said: Every country on earth seems to have some sort of badass animal, insect, reptile, fish, etc that can and will fuck shit up if given the opportunity.
We in America have a handful of dangerous/lethal animals while the rest maybe a little dangerous, will end up only causing some discomfort in the end without killing you
Wheres our Cobras, Box Jellies, Sloth bears, and elephantiasis carrying mesquitos!
rattle snakes, copper heads, water moccasins, gila monster, dozens of types of bear and other poisonous snakes, mother fucking mountain lions!
did you not learn anything as a kid?
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14849273 - 07/30/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think he confused America with Britain, we fucked the last bears and wolves up long ago here, even our cockroaches are pathetic. We got some brutal nettles and spikey bushes
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14849346 - 07/30/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Herbal said: Every country on earth seems to have some sort of badass animal, insect, reptile, fish, etc that can and will fuck shit up if given the opportunity.
We in America have a handful of dangerous/lethal animals while the rest maybe a little dangerous, will end up only causing some discomfort in the end without killing you
Wheres our Cobras, Box Jellies, Sloth bears, and elephantiasis carrying mesquitos!
rattle snakes, copper heads, water moccasins, gila monster, dozens of types of bear and other poisonous snakes, mother fucking mountain lions!
did you not learn anything as a kid?
I would want to be stranded in the middle of mountain lion infested redwoods or in the middle of rattlesnake infested desert....then be stuck in the rainforest or some Thai Jungle.
Chances of survival would be WAY higher then compared with other countries wildlife !
Rattle snakes? watch the fucking ground
Gila monster? Not hard to see a big black and bright lizard on the sand
bears? Unless its a grizzley which are rare as fuck anyway, you can yell at a black bear and it will start running
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Edited by Almond Flour (07/30/11 04:00 PM)
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849357 - 07/30/11 04:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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black widows, brown recluse, cougar, great white shark, alligators.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Psy Baba]
#14849369 - 07/30/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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crocodiles
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: 4runner]
#14849373 - 07/30/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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we get some pretty hefty mosquitoes and biting flies
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Psy Baba]
#14849374 - 07/30/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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DuNeRaVeR said: black widows, brown recluse, cougar, great white shark, alligators.
Saltwater crocodiles would make our alligators their bitch, and great white sharks are not specific to americans either. Cougars will fuck your shit up though.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849383 - 07/30/11 04:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbal said: I would want to be stranded in the middle of mountain lion infested redwoods or in the middle of rattlesnake infested desert....then be stuck in the rainforest or some Thai Jungle.
let's try that then
or maybe try your hand at gardening
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: tokinman21]
#14849389 - 07/30/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I seem to remember when camping in the Adirondacks as a kid i was told to watch for bears and male Moose as they would fuck you up if they are being territorial in mating seasons, always thought the park ranger was havin a laugh cos he new i was from UK with our apex predator the urban fox prowling our countryside
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: GGTBod]
#14849410 - 07/30/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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even our little deer can fuck your shit up, several people have been killed by them
hell, that fox may have been replaced as the top predator aince these little guys are running around your neck of the woods now
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14849419 - 07/30/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Any of those horned critters in rut.
And whats whit the guy in that video? "Is that a snake?" No it's a crazy cricket.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Psy Baba]
#14849430 - 07/30/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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BIGFOOOT'S REAL MOTHERFUCKER.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: I R Crankey]
#14849466 - 07/30/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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hillbillies.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: 4runner]
#14849481 - 07/30/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Any of those horned critters in rut.
And whats whit the guy in that video? "Is that a snake?" No it's a crazy cricket.
dude, he's from the UK, they probably dont have any noisy snakes over there
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849505 - 07/30/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Bears.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849533 - 07/30/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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It quite easy to say there's nothing out there that will hurt you if you spend all day on the computer
Anyhow, America used to have a MUCH larger predator population....did you know we used to have jaguars all over the southwest? Across the rest of the country there were more wolves, bears, mountain lions, and all kinds of crazy shit.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14849744 - 07/30/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Herbal said:
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lazyfingers said: Americans are the badass animal, we fuck everything up.
funny way to look at it. I saw a documentary showing a street gang in a South African ghetto calling themselves "The Americans"
LMAO
I saw that. They were wearing sports jerseys (I think one dude had a Lebron jersey) and G-Unit gear and were calling themselves by rap names or some shit.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Nifflerz]
#14849749 - 07/30/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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We do have grizzly bears in N.America (not many though), and they are about as bad ass as any animal on earth. But yeah, for the most part we don't have much that compares to some of the other parts of the world.
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Edited by Nifflerz (07/30/11 11:09 PM)
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14849899 - 07/31/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Herbal said: I would want to be stranded in the middle of mountain lion infested redwoods or in the middle of rattlesnake infested desert....then be stuck in the rainforest or some Thai Jungle.
let's try that then
or maybe try your hand at gardening
$140,000 ah good ol'greed from suffering wouldnt expect anything less from humans.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14849928 - 07/31/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Girl in the snake bite video had some awesome tits.
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Dank_Trichome said: Girl in the snake bite video had some awesome tits.
Yeah she did...
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14850089 - 07/31/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Brown Recluse, nuff said.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14850206 - 07/31/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: rattle snakes, copper heads, water moccasins, gila monster, dozens of types of bear and other poisonous snakes, mother fucking mountain lions!
did you not learn anything as a kid?
this.
Edited by skatealex2 (07/31/11 03:53 AM)
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#14850558 - 07/31/11 07:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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RipVanWinkle said:
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Dank_Trichome said: Girl in the snake bite video had some awesome tits.
Yeah she did...
couldn't have been that nice if they charged her a nickle and dime of a million
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#14850703 - 07/31/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wolverines (badass fearless and aggressive) Coral snakes (highly lethal has neurotoxin venom similar to a cobra it'll shut down your nervous system meaning you won't be able to breathe on your own in 15 minutes after being bit) Sasquatch
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: Bipolarbear]
#14850713 - 07/31/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wild Oprahs have been known to feed on Bengal tigers.
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I trumps all you motherfuckers.With the terror of the limpetalso know as the deadly shellakabuukiee.
Look that thing pure evil
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: hecticpicnic]
#14850788 - 07/31/11 09:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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we may not have the amazon but i certainly wouldn't want to be stranded in the Everglades for too long. shit will go south fast.
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: gerryjarcia]
#14851875 - 07/31/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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gerryjarcia said: we may not have the amazon but i certainly wouldn't want to be stranded in the Everglades for too long. shit will go south fast.
I'd rather be stuck in the everglades than many other places in North America... The rockies especially... The male moose is the most dangerous animal in North America during mating season. There's no winning against a two ton beast like that.
And whoever it was that said they could take on a mountain lion if they had their knives... Um, no. You would get torn to pieces... Have you ever actually seen one of those things fight? They're RIDICULOUSLY fast. There's no way you would be able to act quick enough unless you had like a pike to impale it on before it could reach you....
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Edited by RipVanWinkle (07/31/11 02:17 PM)
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
#14851969 - 07/31/11 02:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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RipVanWinkle said: And whoever it was that said they could take on a mountain lion if they had their knives... Um, no. You would get torn to pieces... Have you ever actually seen one of those things fight? They're RIDICULOUSLY fast. There's no way you would be able to act quick enough unless you had like a pike to impale it on before it could reach you....
even this bear agrees:
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Re: America's wildlife pussies? [Re: gerryjarcia]
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