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 Re: What's it like to get a blowjob?  [Re: Abuse]  1
#18317684 - 05/25/13 07:18 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Even better is asking her how she got so good
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: danlennon3]
#18317750 - 05/25/13 07:55 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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danlennon3 said:
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timebender said:
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Led Zeppelin said:
if the girl knows how to suck dick its fucking amazing. I would rather get an amazing bj than average pussy to be honest.
yes. Eye contact and ball play is key. I love women, they do the dirtiest things just for us.
Unless you are a smelly person, I dont see why thats dirty. I think eating pussy (which at times I dont think twice about doing) is at LEAST the same in cleanliness/uncleanliness if not, slightly dirtier
I would think eye contact and giving a blow job would be mutually exclusive activities for a person with normal human anatomy.
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SpeedwayBoogie said:
It's like anything,
a really good blowjob is 
an average blowjob is 
This.
For me it's generally foreplay. I've only had one girl get me off solely by oral. I do enjoy though, it's just a lead in to other fun things.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18317946 - 05/25/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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getting blown by someone you love is so intimate and fun. especially when she is experienced. its like shes kissing you really intimately and at the same time fucking you in the same place. its good.
Getting blown by a stranger is a mixed bag, but ive had myself some fabulous times withem.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: Abuse]
#18317957 - 05/25/13 09:20 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Abuse said:
I did though  she liked being complemented on her mouth skills haha.
We like being told how good we are.
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Im lucky enough to say that I never had too much teeth during a BJ before. Either Im lucky or I just dont get them often. Probably both
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: danlennon3]
#18317963 - 05/25/13 09:22 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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What kind of women are you guys around that they use teeth so much?
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18317991 - 05/25/13 09:32 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: psi]
#18318051 - 05/25/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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blow jobs are
I've had blowjobs from all sorts of women, some of them were better than others, I even paid for one once from a professional, it was still
They all just seem to have a loosy goosy sloppy feeling and I've never came from one. One girl one could deep throat my cock, that felt better than all the rest. Another thing is, girls like to suck dick for 5 minutes, maybe 10 if you get lucky, thats just not enough time to really get an orgasm. Now, if I could find a girl to suck my cock for a half hour, I might change my mind of blowjobs.
I'd rather stick it in the twat, IME, gets that nut goin.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: s240779]
#18318067 - 05/25/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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240779 said:
Serious question. Just wondering.
the first time you got one, did it feel exactly like you imagined it would, or did it feel different from how you imagined it would feel?
The most notable one was when I was at an orgy and was both getting a blowjob and making out with someone and with the two mouths stimulating me at once, it seemed almost like I was hallucinating.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: funegi]
#18318069 - 05/25/13 10:01 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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First time I got a BJ I remember laughing which in turn offended the chick
Don't really care much from em
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: spiritguru]
#18318116 - 05/25/13 10:14 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Blowjobs are great!
Especially if you can blow your load in their mouth.
Best one was probably while I was driving back to my place after work one night with this one girl I worked with.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: thoughts]
#18318130 - 05/25/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ive never blown a load In a girls mouth....NOT FAIR 
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.
It's just a shot away..
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#18318140 - 05/25/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quest_ions said:
Ive never blown a load In a girls mouth....NOT FAIR
Since blowjobs don't get me comin, I occasionally will pull out of the puss right before I come and stick it in her mouth.
Feels almostish like coming in a vagina and takes care of the mess 
Try it.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: ganjfather]
#18318612 - 05/25/13 12:33 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man this thread was amusing.
This is also the day Cidney Indole realized just how insanely lucky he's been throughout the years (and presently.) Some of you poor bastards sound like you need to find better girls.
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ganjfather said:
blow jobs are
I've had blowjobs from all sorts of women, some of them were better than others, I even paid for one once from a professional, it was still
They all just seem to have a loosy goosy sloppy feeling and I've never came from one. One girl one could deep throat my cock, that felt better than all the rest. Another thing is, girls like to suck dick for 5 minutes, maybe 10 if you get lucky, thats just not enough time to really get an orgasm. Now, if I could find a girl to suck my cock for a half hour, I might change my mind of blowjobs.
I'd rather stick it in the twat, IME, gets that nut goin.
I'd say a professional is probably less likely to give a good blowjob than anybody. Aside from the fact that they're probably used to a lot of desperate guys who blow their load quick, they also likely don't give a shit. And that is one of the biggest factors in a good BJ.
5, maybe 10 minutes if you're lucky?. You need to re-define "lucky," brother.
One of my longest blowjobs that I recall, is an ex who sucked me off through two consecutive episodes of The X Files. I think my current GF has that beat, even. She's gone for a couple hours+. (Hey, sometimes I go quicker than others.) Actually, my current GF has gotten me off with her mouth twice, back to back. Which is no easy feat. Hell, she's finished sucking me off after I finished sucking off 8mg of suboxone. And that one does take some skill and/or patience.
For those of you who think blowjobs are just let me tell you now: The difference between a shitty blowjob, and an amazing blowjob, is like the difference between moldy mexican brickweed and, fluffy crystal-laden medical A-grade. It's that dramatic a difference.
Keep reaching for that rainbow. Also, I was the walrus gave a huge hint. Stop fucking with the stuck up princesses. That's not to say she can't be hot-- but if so you need to find that combination of a girl that's hot and still has a strong drive to please. Stuck-up, high-maintenance, whiny bitches will blow you for, well, 5-10 minutes if you're lucky. Fair warning, though: finding a girl who is really dirty, and loves sex, but is also very loyal, can be challenging, IME. But "really dirty, loves sex" is pretty much per-requisite for great head. And one final tip-- brush up on your own technique. The better you are at making her cum with your mouth, the more likely she'll want to return the favor. Make her crave it. Then, she pretty much has to give you what you want. 
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: CidneyIndole]
#18318625 - 05/25/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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I really enjoy giving my guy blowjobs. Its a major turn on for me. Always has, idk why. I figure if I suck his dick for 20 minutes, he has to fuck me however I want lol
And I never ask him to return the favor. Getting eaten out isn't...anything special to me? Idk nothing compares to a vibrator.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18318666 - 05/25/13 12:44 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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I want one girl deepthroating and one girl suckin the balls.
Or one on each ball. 3 total.
That's my current goal in life.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#18318870 - 05/25/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said:
I really enjoy giving my guy blowjobs. Its a major turn on for me. Always has, idk why. I figure if I suck his dick for 20 minutes, he has to fuck me however I want lol
And I never ask him to return the favor. Getting eaten out isn't...anything special to me? Idk nothing compares to a vibrator.
you must have never been with anyone who's good at oral.
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Re: What's it like to get a blowjob? [Re: nicechrisman]
#18318877 - 05/25/13 01:37 PM (10 years, 10 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said:
you must have never been with anyone who's good at oral.
I was just thinking the same thing.
My girl prefers me going down on her over any toy she has.
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