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 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. 
#14787080 - 07/18/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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2 Kings 2:23-24 Then [Elisha] went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Moral of the Story: Kids should always pack pepper spray when insulting bald headed men in the woods.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14787244 - 07/18/11 03:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Beat that nasty ol Bible.
Beat it up good.
Beat it long and hard until you finally beat it out of you.
And then, finally it can be what it is, just another mostly boring piece of cheap fiction.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14787270 - 07/18/11 03:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Icelander said:
Beat that nasty ol Bible.
Beat it up good.
Beat it long and hard until you finally beat it out of you.
And then, finally it can be what it is, just another mostly boring piece of cheap fiction.
I prefer to piss on it, burn it, eat it, vomit it, let it be eaten by squirrel, crucify the squirrel and then eat it, shit it and burn it while masturbate to gay porn.
Sorry I had too.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14787938 - 07/18/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Compared to today's standard of horror, violence and gore, that was a huge taboo.. strange.. even though the storyline reads as corny, primitive drivel, humans still haven't evolved much; and that's WITH wasting the amazon forest on printing such crap!
On another note, I bet you pulled that extract from the web:
Quote:
Internet is 'changing our memory'
Psychology experiments showed that people presented with difficult questions began to think of computers.
When participants knew that facts would be available on a computer later, they had poor recall of answers but enhanced recall of where they were stored.
The researchers say the internet acts as a "transactive memory" that we depend upon to remember for us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14145045
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788033 - 07/18/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Never ever fuck with a skin-head. True then; true today.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788190 - 07/18/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.
" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14788501 - 07/18/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thanks I ususally use tandori seasoning for the squirrel.
Any suggestions on how to elevate the flavors on such a succulent gamey meat.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788572 - 07/18/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Marinade over night in your home special sauce and then into the crock pot for at least 8 hours.
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14788708 - 07/18/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Icelander said:
Marinade over night in your home special sauce and then into the crock pot for at least 8 hours.
YES Icelander, YES.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788735 - 07/18/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Knowing you, its been done.
How does that shit taste anyways?
Like deer?
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788745 - 07/18/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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More like Raccoon.
Just kidding.
Raccoon tastes like beef to me.
Squirrels taste more like chipmunks. Mice are pretty good also. Never ate a rat but I would. Don't like Bobcat at all. Porcupine is pretty good and rattlesnake is very good. Robins taste really great also.
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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.
" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
Edited by Icelander (07/18/11 07:55 PM)
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788748 - 07/18/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Psalm 137, verse 9 is the most violent thing in the book.
It starts so well too, "By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down". 
Exodus 22:18 is no picnic either.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Doc_T]
#14788758 - 07/18/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Psalm 137, verse 9 is the most violent thing in the book.
It starts so well too, "By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down".
Exodus 22:18 is no picnic either.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788827 - 07/18/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14788906 - 07/18/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Icelander said:
More like Raccoon.
Just kidding.
Raccoon tastes like beef to me.
Squirrels taste more like chipmunks. Mice are pretty good also. Never ate a rat but I would. Don't like Bobcat at all. Porcupine is pretty good and rattlesnake is very good. Robins taste really great also.
Robbins!
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14788940 - 07/18/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've eaten quite a few. Did you know that they used to be a game bird at one time? Just the breast is worth eating and it's quite delicious. Wrap them in bacon and set inside half an acorn squash and bake. Yum. Or if in the backcountry just boil.
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14788998 - 07/18/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said:
I've eaten quite a few. Did you know that they used to be a game bird at one time? Just the breast is worth eating and it's quite delicious. Wrap them in bacon and set inside half an acorn squash and bake. Yum. Or if in the backcountry just boil.
Awesome. Thanks, I didn't think that their breast was sufficient enough to kill the thing for.
I might need that one day.
Though I might go for the wild grouse if needed.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14789030 - 07/18/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love grouse. I used to hunt them as a kid on my grandparents farm and then the desert ones we have out here. Better than chicken imo.
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
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The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14789066 - 07/18/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Desert?
Whats this!!!!
Next thing your going to tell me is that you are off-grid??
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14789079 - 07/18/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I live very near Oregons High Desert. I took survival training out there and spent many many days and weeks on my own with just a twenty two living off the canyons out there. Some of the best times of my life were alone out there for weeks at a time.
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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.
" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14789227 - 07/18/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I live very near Oregons High Desert. I took survival training out there and spent many many days and weeks on my own with just a twenty two living off the canyons out there. Some of the best times of my life were alone out there for weeks at a time.
Really?
I have a hard time believing that there were some of the best times.
What made it so amazing?
I can't really see how.
I've heard people say this before too.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14789238 - 07/18/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was free of human constraint. Free from the weight of culture. Free to play and be myself. As much as that is possible I mean.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14789328 - 07/18/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said:
I was free of human constraint. Free from the weight of culture. Free to play and be myself. As much as that is possible I mean.
Thats great.
So your saying that we can free our mind more from cultural pressure if we get out of cultural settings? I agree...
But pray tell;did you ever have to drink your own piss for water???
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#14789348 - 07/18/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The High Desert Canyons usually have a stream and often with desert evolved trout that can stand water temps to eighty degrees. Getting into remote outback where there are no humans but you is very revealing. Much of what I am today is due to that alone time.
But it's still worth doing.
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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.
With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Edited by Icelander (07/18/11 09:35 PM)
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: Icelander]
#14789628 - 07/18/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think I am going to try that one day.
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Re: 2 Kings: 23-24 - The single most violent thing ever written in the bible. [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#14790508 - 07/19/11 02:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Never ever fuck with a skin-head. True then; true today.
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