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OfflineLadyLittleZeppelin
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How to kill a dogs sense of smell
    #14735162 - 07/08/11 07:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I need something to put in my glove box that will ruin a dogs sense of smell without being too noticed.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14735164 - 07/08/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Not possible. Nor will you 'mask' a scent so a dog can't detect it.
Best bet- consider alternate plans. Give us a bit more info if you want help.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Doc_T] * 3
    #14735175 - 07/08/11 07:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It is possible.

Just put a big axe in there that will chop the dogs nose off when the box is opened.

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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14735190 - 07/08/11 07:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Plus, if you put something in the box that irratetes the dogs nose, the handler will  pick up on it.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: nice1]
    #14735196 - 07/08/11 07:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Here's the thing about canine sense of smell.  They smell in "layers."

What that means is that, say there was a bag of dog shit, freshly cooked onions and spoiled milk in a room.  You spray an air freshener into this room. 

To a Human, we only smell the air freshener.
To a Dog, they smell the milk, the onions, the dog shit AND the air freshener. 

No matter how many layers you add to the smells, the dog will always smell all the layers individually rather than human smell, which will only smell the most powerful of the scents. 

So I don't think what exactly you want to do is even possible.

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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #14735208 - 07/08/11 08:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Best bet is to throw the cokecain on the dogs face, then drive off very fast


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Locky] * 1
    #14735253 - 07/08/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fill the rest of your car with sausages.

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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: InvisibleHunter]
    #14735276 - 07/08/11 08:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Na, food works, but not in large quantities. Your best bet for traveling, is to travel with a pet in the vehicle.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
    #14735281 - 07/08/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

^^^ good advice.
Also, for girls "short skirts and crying" to quote Kari Byron.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Doc_T]
    #14735297 - 07/08/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not masking the smell of anything, I'm putting their nose out for a short amount of time. I know someone who smuggled drugs across the border using shoe polish but thats quite obvious because of the smell unless it's just sitting on your shoes. I need something odorless that I can pour a cloth.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14735304 - 07/08/11 08:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You aren't putting a dog's nose out with anything.

Something odorless you can put on a cloth... chloroform would work, put the whole dog out.
Good luck driving around with a rag full of chloroform in your glovebox though.

Or you could snap an ammonia capsule under the dog's nose, that wouldn't attract much attention.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Doc_T]
    #14735331 - 07/08/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I did my research and ammonia capsules are a stupid idea.

Next.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14735334 - 07/08/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm not masking the smell of anything, I'm putting their nose out for a short amount of time.



This doesn't work, because of this:
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No matter how many layers you add to the smells, the dog will always smell all the layers individually rather than human smell, which will only smell the most powerful of the scents.

So I don't think what exactly you want to do is even possible.




It is a myth that you can mess up a dogs nose with certain odors.

Your shoe polish friend got lucky, plain and simple.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Heffy]
    #14735363 - 07/08/11 09:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Sooooo you're telling me dogs have perfect smell? That nothing in this world could possibly stop a dog from using their sense of smell without killing them or causing them to pass out? I read a story about a jewish girl who used a piece of cloth with something on it to render a dogs nose useless and it worked. Makes for a good story at the very least.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14735380 - 07/08/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was tripping the other night and I found a little gnome.  I decided to catch it and keep it in my cupboard.  When I woke up there was a deformed child in there.

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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: nice1]
    #14735387 - 07/08/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Why you gotta tell everyone that :sad: I didn't like being locked up in the cupboard :mad2:


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14735480 - 07/08/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yea get a female dog and put one of those "heat" diapers on it.

I've seen this work first hand.


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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Solo_Dolo]
    #14735492 - 07/08/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OP, you should tell us what you are trying to attempt and we may be able to give you better ideas...

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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: InvisibleHunter]
    #14735507 - 07/08/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Pack it the hour or day before you travel....I'm not sure exactly how, oven bags work though. I would try very hard not to get any microscopic spore dust from whatever 'you're' taking from getting on the outsides of the bag, I would invest in a $200 Vacuum Sealer.

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Re: How to kill a dogs sense of smell [Re: Solo_Dolo]
    #14735531 - 07/08/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Solo_Dolo said:
Yea get a female dog and put one of those "heat" diapers on it.

I've seen this work first hand.



BUT I must add...my dog was actually in heat at the time.lol


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