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Locky
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The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

#14729649 - 07/07/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ep 1:http://www.vivecoolcity.com/episode/278
ep 2:http://www.vivecoolcity.com/episode/279

Colombia used to be the capital for cocaine. Well now its the capital for kids sticking vodka soaked tampons up their bums to get boozed quickly.

This isnt on my to-do list, i rather keep my anal virginity..

Edited by Locky (07/07/11 02:21 AM)

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Re: The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

[Re: Locky]
#14729652 - 07/07/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

those all are nice... but all three together up your bum? how does that work?

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Beanhead
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Re: The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

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#14729769 - 07/07/11 03:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Bellymonster26 said:
those all are nice... but all three together up your bum? how does that work?

Alright here's the tek mate:

1. Go stand on your hands and feet and make a triangle shape with your naked bum upwards.
2. Put the tampon in the neck of the bottle
3. Lube
4. Slowly push it up your anus untill the full neck of the bottle is consumed by your anus
5. Wait for a few hours untill all the vodka has soaked through the tampon

WIN !

:Trollface:

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Asante
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Re: The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

[Re: Locky]
#14729776 - 07/07/11 03:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sticking vodka soaked tampons up their bums to get boozed quickly.

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Beanhead
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Re: The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

[Re: Asante]
#14729778 - 07/07/11 03:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So should I interpret that you jump for joy by this :lol:

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Asante
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Re: The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

[Re: Beanhead]
#14729782 - 07/07/11 04:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No, just that Yeltzin liked his vodka but was rarely seen drinking :thumbup:

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Re: The vodka, the tampon, and the anus.

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#14730058 - 07/07/11 07:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I remember reading a Darwin award where a man but chugged a bottle of cherry and proceeded to die from alcohol poisoning because your body doesn't know to evacuate your colon when you but chug liquor.

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