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Urine Drug Test by LabCorp
    #14054472 - 03/02/11 12:56 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Oh Shit!  I'm suppose to take a drug test for labcorp panel 2-9 within two days.  I smoke my last bowl yesterday at lunch.  I've been smoking pot quiet regularly before this.  This is for a very nice job.  I'm thin, male, and have past these before, but I'm suppose to get this done in 1-2 days.  What should I do?  Will a lab know if I use synthetic urine?:syringe::mushroom2:

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14054502 - 03/02/11 01:01 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

yes, chances are they will know if you use synthetic urine....
There are many products that claim they will pass a pee test for you, and almost all of them are BS.
There is a drink out there a few of my friends have claimed to have success with, but when I used it i definitely failed and did not get the job I was after.
The drink is called "The Stuff" and it is sold at most health food stores and head shops... The theory is you drink it at least an hour or two before the test and it gives you like a 4 to 5 hour window when you will pee clean. I think it works by diluting your urine while replacing the nutrients and wastes that are normally there to fool a pee test.
Idk, worth a shot if ur desperate?

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14054513 - 03/02/11 01:05 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Substitution with clean urine is your best bet if you can:
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1146-substitution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

Otherwise, you can try to dilute, but with 2 days notice, you're pretty fucked:
(Start supplementing creatine, and just drink a lot of Gatorade the day of the test.)
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14054521 - 03/02/11 01:06 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Start drinking shitloads of water and cran juice.

The trick to beating any urine test is to dilute your urine but to trick the testers into thinking it is NOT diluted.  This is the only sure fire way to pass.

This is accomplished by drinking shitloads of water from now until your test.  Run out to GNC or any other Health Food Supplement store.  Buy a little thing of creatine, and a B-Vitamin complex.

The creatine is taken the day of the test as well as the B-Vitamin complex.  The creatine raises your blood and urine creatine levels, this tricks the test into thinking your urine isn't diluted.  They test for creatine levels to determine whether or not you have diluted your urine.

Next, the B-Vitamin complex will stain your urine yellow, so it doesn't appear to be visually clear and diluted.

The morning of the test and up until you have to pee for the test drink lots of fluids and remember your supplements.

Remember when you pee for the test in the cup, do NOT use the beginning or the end of your flow of urine, where there are more concentrated metabolites in your urine.

Aside from these tips, it's pretty much out of your hands now. 

I guarantee this works if done properly.

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14054528 - 03/02/11 01:08 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I beg to differ. I use Urine Luck (synthetic piss) all the time. I know people who use it to pass DOT drug tests (which are supposively some of the toughest to pass). My g/f used urine luck like 2 weeks ago to pass a test for a job at a hospital. I have never heard of anyone failing a piss test with urine luck (its unisex). Now, the drinks you see in headshops etc have never worked for me. Also, I have passed with the pills they have behind the counter at GNC. But, you have to take 10 big ass horse pills throughout an hour and it kinda blows. Either have a friend give u clean piss or get ur hands on urine luck! Good luck

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #14054536 - 03/02/11 01:09 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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Synthettek said:

The creatine is taken the day of the test as well as the B-Vitamin complex.  The creatine raises your blood and urine creatine levels, this tricks the test into thinking your urine isn't diluted.  They test for creatine levels to determine whether or not you have diluted your urine.






This is mostly true except for this part.

They test for creatinine levels. Creatine is broken down by the body into creatinine. But it takes a few days for this happen.
So you should ideally start supplementing creatine 3 days ahead of time.

They will also test the specific gravity of your urine to determine if it is diluted.
The best way to bring up your specific gravity is to drink Gatorade (or similar drinks) instead of water on the day of the test.
They will still dilute your piss but will raise your urine's specific gravity.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: Jeffreylabowski]
    #14054550 - 03/02/11 01:14 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I'll check the headshop for urine luck.  Otherwise, I'll try to push the test out and take creatine and B-Complex pills, plus lots of water.  What is the least amount of days I need to give it?

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14054565 - 03/02/11 01:17 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

All of the so called test clean or detox suppliments do not work. They can get you clean faster than just waiting, but I dont think that they do much besides cost a shit tonne of money and take advantage of a nitch market. Plain and simple.

  I would either try powdered urine or find someone who is clean to piss for you and use their sample.  You just have to make sure you get the temperature right.  The sample needs to be around 96-94 degrees farenheit.  If not, then they will know it is a fake.

  It sure doesn't sound like you are taking that job seriously if you wait until the very last minute to try and beat the whizz quiz.  Next time, just stop doing drugs for a month...  It is not that hard.

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14054586 - 03/02/11 01:22 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

The urine luck also comes with a little hand warmer to tape to the bottle and it has a temp strip on it.. I have a pair of "modified" boxers for test days. Cut a sock down to like 4-5 inches (toe part still in tact) to make a pouch. Sew to the crotch of ur boxers.. And voila you're in luck! no pun intended

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14054593 - 03/02/11 01:23 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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encryptor said:
I'll check the headshop for urine luck.  Otherwise, I'll try to push the test out and take creatine and B-Complex pills, plus lots of water.  What is the least amount of days I need to give it?



If you are a heavy smoker, it can take a month or longer to get clean.  Take all of the vitamins and other useless shit you want... It wont affect the outcome one bit.  Drinking a shit load of water before the test might work, but I wouldnt chance it.

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14054623 - 03/02/11 01:29 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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encryptor said:
I'll check the headshop for urine luck.  Otherwise, I'll try to push the test out and take creatine and B-Complex pills, plus lots of water.  What is the least amount of days I need to give it?




With diluting, the only real problem is getting creatinine levels up. Just start supplementing ASAP, and drink a lot of Gatorade the day of the test. (Exact amounts are in the link I gave you.)

Substitution is the way to go if you can though.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: meatwodd7600]
    #14054633 - 03/02/11 01:31 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

labcorp isn't too bad.

you can easily get away with swapping in someone elses clean piss, or if that's too sketchy go whore yourself out until you have $50 to get a detox drink from GNC. There's a 32 ounce grape detox drink they sell that worked for me (thin, fast metabolism, smoked 5 days prior to test, took drink 48 hours prior to test and followed with copious water intake).

good luck. and if you have the cash, don't be cheap and end up not getting the job.  Pony up the $50 and be sure, jobs are tough to come by, especially good ones.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14055889 - 03/02/11 05:21 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I just bought UrinePass by CLEANTOX Laboratories?  It's a synthetic urine and no mixing.  Just heat to 98 and go.  What are your thoughts?  Should I still swap out with my dad's clean piss.  He has volunteered.

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14055904 - 03/02/11 05:23 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Some laboratories can detect synthetic urine. So, IMO...

Clean piss > synthetic piss.

Although the Urine Luck shouldn't be a problem.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14057102 - 03/02/11 09:11 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I'm gonna take it with the synthetic urine.  I don't want to lend off someone because that is just plain weird.  I'll keep you informed if it actually works.  I'm using Urine Pass, which is a no mix, heat, and go type of shit!  We'll see...wish me luck.  It really makes me think I should have quick when I knew I had a phone interview scheduled, but I was too pessimistic and marijuana is my culture.  :syringe::mushroom2:

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14708422 - 07/02/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Well I've given it 4.5 days and without trying to dilute my pee I took a THC test and failed.  Then I took a THC test to the synthetic urine and it passed!  You think a company called Occupational Medicine (Testing facility) would know it's fake?  The result may come back not human urine.  Clearly it did not read invalid.:stoned:

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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14708526 - 07/02/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You're screwed, stop worrying about it and find a different job. I quit pot for a year and a half just so I could be in the military.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14708737 - 07/02/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

wait, what happened to the drug test like 3 months ago?

I've passed 2 LabCorp drug tests, both within 12 hours of smoking last.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: citricacidx]
    #14708776 - 07/02/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I read a posted link from above on using other peoples clean urine by bottling it and letting it out at test time. Not a bad idea.


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Re: Urine Drug Test by LabCorp [Re: encryptor]
    #14708795 - 07/02/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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encryptor said:
Oh Shit!  I'm suppose to take a drug test for labcorp panel 2-9 within two days.  I smoke my last bowl yesterday at lunch.  I've been smoking pot quiet regularly before this.  This is for a very nice job.  I'm thin, male, and have past these before, but I'm suppose to get this done in 1-2 days.  What should I do?  Will a lab know if I use synthetic urine?:syringe::mushroom2:





Sorry to say, yer fucked unless you can pull off a fake urine switch.

BTW, why the fuck have you been smoking weed when you are trying to get a new job?!?!?

:facepalm:


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