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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !
#1465746 - 04/16/03 10:54 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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Had the goddamn 22 qt. P.C. going outside on the burner that is on my grill. I always cook out there cause it heats up the house and makes it smell like hot cereal. I am cooking and cooking and trying to get to jar # 100. I am all busy and start raking my yard trying to get more outdoor patches ready. I hear a strange hiss and look over at the PC. I see brownish tan oose coming from the perssure bobber. I pic up the bobber and realize that in my haste I slung the rubber glove I was wearing in the goddamn pot so I turn off the fire to let the pot cool. TICK TAP TAP TICK.. It didnt sound right so I put the pot on the ground and walked away. 7 seconds later.. BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! the goddamn lid goes 50 feet in the air and lands in the neighbor's yard. glass and substrate guts go all over my yard and on me. Dogs are barking a car alarm went off and 6 mins later, police were cruising my street. 10 mins later they were knocking on my door. I tell them that I am grilling and fixing my yard up for the spring. They go to the next house.
what have we learned from all this?
I trashed a perfectly good $89 PC and broke 7 qt jars. I also got everyone looking at my house for atleast a week. now I have to do all my shit at night
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B4rK0d3
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1465755 - 04/16/03 10:56 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus, man. That sounds like something I would do...heh. Sucks
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z@z.com
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1465762 - 04/16/03 10:58 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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With all of your mishaps Moe I have only one question for you: Are you drunk when you are making jars?
-------------------- "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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raudi1
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1465765 - 04/16/03 10:59 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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you know i kinda chuckled when i first read this but i am really starting to feel bad for you. something like that happened to me but not as severe. i had a jar crack and all of the substrate caused the water to boil and shoot out of the top of my cooker. my walls were covered with brown crap water. have fun cleaning!!!!
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: z@z.com]
#1465776 - 04/16/03 11:01 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
With all of your mishaps Moe I have only one question for you: Are you drunk when you are making jars?
I was today. I drank 4 grey goose martinis
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z@z.com
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1465808 - 04/16/03 11:07 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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I knew it.
-------------------- "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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TheShroomHermit
Divine Hermit of the Everything
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1465909 - 04/16/03 11:38 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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I said in this thread 6 days ago: "I think the lid popped off moe howards pressure cooker once, he was heating it outside over an open flame. "
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=Forum1&Number=1447778&Forum=All_Forums&Words=exploding%20pressure&Match=And&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=1month&Main=1342738&Search=true#Post1447778
Thats pretty damn specific for something that just happened. Maybe I have precognitive abilities, or maybe your starting to repeat your stories.
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Anno
Experimenter
Registered: 06/17/99
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1466002 - 04/17/03 12:17 AM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow! Do you have some nice pictures?
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ExtravagantDream
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Anno]
#1466094 - 04/17/03 01:03 AM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha.. sorry but that's just funny. Yea I could have sworn you had a pressure cooker explode on you inside. Something of that sort.
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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that was my little PC and it wasnt as bad as this one. this time the goddamn police came.. man I am going to buy an electric autoclave...
I am going to ebay.. bye
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PooPs
What's thisfor???
Registered: 03/05/03
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1466428 - 04/17/03 06:39 AM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hawww Hawwwww........ thank got your head was not on top of the lid when it went.... we'd miss you dude!
-------------------- ----------- Sniff, Sniff... What's that smell???... ohhhhh.!! ------------------ Pot Free for another : nevermind.. never made it..
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dr4g0n
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: PooPs]
#1466438 - 04/17/03 06:46 AM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol @ anno asking for pics.
that sucks moe, although I woul have loved it if u had video taped it :-D Better luck next time man.
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TheShroomHermit
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1468166 - 04/17/03 05:27 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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You mentioned once that you save your stories to your hard drive. And at first I thought that maybe you just happened to cut-and-paste a story that you had forgot you posted... but your talking like this actually happened recently.
So, did this actually happen twice? I'm so confused.
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BigJohnson
Whoa! You guysneed to lightenup!
Registered: 02/04/03
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LOL!!!
Dude, that sucks! God is definately on your side, though, even if he did throw a wrench in your gears
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Anonymous
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1468306 - 04/17/03 06:25 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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Moe, you da man! You inspire me to partake in some backyard shenagins of my own! I'm getting a new grill at Home Depot this weekend.
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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second time dude.. this time I was careless and the first time wasnt as bad as this time.
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TheShroomHermit
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: Macey Howard]
#1468471 - 04/17/03 08:00 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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You should buy two pressure cookers so you can twice as many jars in the same time! If you got three, you'd be able to cut those days you pressure cook for 16 hours straight, into only 4-5 hours.
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z@z.com
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Registered: 10/13/02
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Loc: ATL
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Or you could have 3 explosions back to back.
-------------------- "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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ExtravagantDream
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Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! [Re: z@z.com]
#1468507 - 04/17/03 08:15 PM (20 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol i dont think he has three hands for three gloves.. but he may end up throwing a shoe in one.
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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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no more PCs for me.. gonna chuck in and get the autoclaive..
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